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Every day I wonder how you yanks haven't started a fuckhuge middle management massacre.
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Lmao, most of that is so outrageously and clearly illegal where I live I wouldn't even need a lawyer.
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Cursed Thread: The team was focused and worming.
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Most of that poo poo is illegal even in the horrifically hosed up usa.
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I've seen some hosed up poo poo done by HR but you'd literally be wasting more time as a manager making these reports than you would save disciplining employees, which isn't usually a recipe for profitability. e,c: 
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Cursed Thread: Sorry for the incontinence
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Child Trebuchet posted:You'd think they would just remove that ledge bit after the first death, just like in every other elevator. And how do you then get rid of all the dumbasses?
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Antigravitas posted:Lmao, most of that is so outrageously and clearly illegal where I live I wouldn't even need a lawyer. Yeah, I'm not American but even I know that in most States that kind of stuff doesn't fly anymore. It's honestly appalling how underqualified and ignorant managers can get away with being over stuff like this, when it could really land their whole company in hot water. There's a great Instagram account, @attorneyryan, who makes a lot of informative posts outlining where and how things like this are illegal, definitely a pro follow.
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GABA ghoul posted:It's called Mett Do you think we don't have hand grinders in the US? I wouldn't eat it unless I ground it myself or I knew who did. It can't be purchased here anyway so it's irrelevant unless you're at a Wisconsin Christmas party. Heard it goes good with limburger cheese.
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Cartoon Man posted:
The manager who is paid 300% more than the salaried employ spent three hours spying on an employee instead of doing anything just to spend another thirty minutes writing them up so I fail to see how that was a good use of company time.
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Even in The Great Satan United States this is extremely illegal in all 50 states. It's one of the very, very few protected workers rights.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Do you think we don't have hand grinders in the US? I wouldn't eat it unless I ground it myself or I knew who did. It can't be purchased here anyway so it's irrelevant unless you're at a Wisconsin Christmas party. I wasn't talking about prepackaged stuff either. Raw meat from US industrial meat production is generally not safe to eat. When you buy the cuts, they could already be contaminated with salmonella, trichinella, etc. You need to heat it to a minimum temperature to make it safe. This obviously doesn't apply if you get the meat from some trusted clean farm.
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Drone_Fragger posted:The manager who is paid 300% more than the salaried employ spent three hours spying on an employee instead of doing anything just to spend another thirty minutes writing them up so I fail to see how that was a good use of company time. Sounds like that guy needs a senior manager to keep an eye on him!
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Cartoon Man posted:
Ahh THIS is the curse thread
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As a Drew myself, I am extra-delighted reading this and reminiscing about walking out of similarly demeaning situations I wish I could work as a professional plant uncovering illegal activities by shitfuck management, though I am sure most awful employers are a tiny bit more subtle than this
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My favorite bit about that write-up, and many I've seen, is complaining about coffee. The elders made coffee a staple of American work environments because it's a stimulant. You WANT employees drinking coffee so you can exploit them faster. And then this was all forgotten when micro-management became a thing and companies started wasting billions paying middle managers to time bathroom breaks and do sniff tests on bathrooms. Your employees are literally more productive and more happy if you let them enjoy their speed and don't have some clowndick with an MBA sniffing their assholes every 5 seconds. Every study ever published shows micro-management is the worst thing for every company, costs way more than it saves, and pretty much guarantees high turnover and zero loyalty. But you know, Stanford prison experiment* / petty tyrants with an ounce of power, etc. etc. [*We know. We all know.]
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GABA ghoul posted:I wasn't talking about prepackaged stuff either. Raw meat from US industrial meat production is generally not safe to eat. When you buy the cuts, they could already be contaminated with salmonella, trichinella, etc. You need to heat it to a minimum temperature to make it safe. Fine I'll continue my practice of only eating live veal calves and freshly harvested rocky mountain oysters if the process of murdering and cleaning them is such a hassle.
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https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1570435130459820032
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GABA ghoul posted:I wasn't talking about prepackaged stuff either. Raw meat from US industrial meat production is generally not safe to eat. When you buy the cuts, they could already be contaminated with salmonella, trichinella, etc. You need to heat it to a minimum temperature to make it safe. raw meat from eu industrial production is also really fundamentally not safe to eat either. meat prices are comparable, they both do cafos and poo poo like that. the germans just endure the heightened parasite rates salmonella vaccination is a big difference tho, but for chicken
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drat Jeff ate the whole thing
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GABA ghoul posted:This obviously doesn't apply if you get the meat from some trusted clean farm. Go on about these "clean farms"?
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koshmar posted:https://twitter.com/ItsEllenLang/status/1486151173086199808?s=20&t=LLYFvinGj0ij8sgEa1953w They think they're making wet MD GC but they're really making wet MD BM.
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It didn't get a chance for much mileage in the thread about goon fundraisers that just got closed, so crossposting here Made with a prompt to an AI about an obese cat raging at the computer
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I’m still waiting for a donut with 2 hamburger patties for buns
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But I could do with some more Jews.
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There was a donut shop here in Portland that had a fried chicken sandwich where the meat was between 2 donuts. I was sad when they stopped making them. Unrelated cursed image:  An anatomical model in Naples, Italy.
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Android Apocalypse posted:There was a donut shop here in Portland that had a fried chicken sandwich where the meat was between 2 donuts. Pretty cool lucha libre / zombie superhero crossover concept.
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GABA ghoul posted:I wasn't talking about prepackaged stuff either. Raw meat from US industrial meat production is generally not safe to eat. When you buy the cuts, they could already be contaminated with salmonella, trichinella, etc. You need to heat it to a minimum temperature to make it safe. This is insane. It doesn't bear the faintest resemblance to reality. Trichinosis, for example, simply does not exist in US industrial meat production. There are maybe a dozen cases a year in the entire United States and they all come from eating game, typically feral pigs or bear, not from industrial pork.
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