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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Lobok posted:

Jacques Offed: Huge Prick in Search of Big Dong Felled by Doctor's Massive Boner

Very good.

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Shithouse Dave posted:

I’m a cis woman, so the male gotta-be-tall complex has never been a thing for me

wtf?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I don't care if a woman is tall because I'm going to want her on her knees anyway (my petunias are very high maintenance, I need help).

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Elviscat posted:

I really like that Jezebel served me a NASCAR ad, like there has to be like 3 people max in middle of that venn diagram.
don't they also own Jalopnik?

checked, wiki says yes:
"G/O Media Inc. is an American media holding company[1] that runs Gizmodo, Kotaku, Jalopnik, Deadspin, Lifehacker, Jezebel, The Root, The A.V. Club, The Takeout, The Onion, and The Inventory."

so there may or may not be any overlap but they have the content to serve ads!

butt dickus
Jul 7, 2007

top ten juiced up coaches
and the top ten juiced up players

Carthag Tuek posted:

thats just a "big" store
it also had clothes for tall people, but only ones who were tall and big

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
I would assume guys getting the leg surgery are the only type of people annoying enough to desire women who say “guys under 6 feet tall are called friends.”

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

A leg for every thot.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



butt dickus posted:

it also had clothes for tall people, but only ones who were tall and big

idgi. a store for "big people, tall or not tall" is just a store for big people

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Carthag Tuek posted:

idgi. a store for "big people, tall or not tall" is just a store for big people
"What do you call it?"

"The Marketing!"



"Fatty McFat's Big Fat Clothing Store for Big Fat People" was deemed too on the nose, you see

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

FFT posted:

Apparently they've got homing missiles in there, and even for Gundam this one's excessively armed.

I do love mecha designs that have people in universe go 'what the gently caress'. The Wild Weasel Unit from Zoids comes to mind.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005






https://www.ladbible.com/news/family-brawl-that-erupted-over-cheeseinacan-ends-in-tasering-arrest-20220906

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Carthag Tuek posted:

idgi. a store for "big people, tall or not tall" is just a store for big people

"Store for fat folks" doesn't convey that it's also a store for fat folks who are abnormally tall, so the sizes are larger in the waist but also have an extended height range versus non-specialty stores.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Baron von Eevl posted:

"Store for fat folks" doesn't convey that it's also a store for fat folks who are abnormally tall, so the sizes are larger in the waist but also have an extended height range versus non-specialty stores.

Yeah what about those of us who are fat and also short?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Just turn normal clothes sideways, badda bing

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




quote:

According to police, one of the family members claimed that they were struck in the stomach several times by Williams.

The 19-year-old then allegedly chased the victim around the yard with a taser.

Yes, a taser. Over cheese in a can.

I personally only reach for the taser after the conversation turns to fortified wine.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I was really hoping it was Philadelphians violently feuding over whether real or canned cheese belongs on a cheesesteak, oh well.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



:911:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Captain Monkey posted:

Yeah what about those of us who are fat and also short?

Isn't that just a regular store that carries US sizing?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

chitoryu12 posted:

Yeah there's pics in the article. You look like the exact same dude but with cartoonishly long legs that don't work as well.
I'll save everyone the clickthrough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAxsdDpkFN8

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Inceltown posted:

Isn't that just a regular store that carries US sizing?

:negative:

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Its very obvious if you know what logical 'and' means. Its in the name.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Big xor Tall

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


No thank you I already gave at the office.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I am delighted yet still mystified after sending this through google translate

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Captain Hygiene posted:

I am delighted yet still mystified after sending this through google translate

Somehow it's even less comprehensible after being translated.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Lupa? I hardly know ‘a!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/ausheadlinebot/status/1567735490165473281

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/SportFailTV/status/1571815278278856704?s=20&t=nVwfNdmRqH3EYVc5sksRTQ

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I appreciate that the play-by-play dude doesn't understand how mammals work.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I appreciate that the play-by-play dude doesn't understand how mammals work.

loving mammals? How do they work?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Sir Lemming posted:

loving mammals? How do they work?

Well you see, the birds and the bees, they...

Waitaminnit... neither of those are mammals! What the hell were my parents talking about?!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Bees are fuzzy so they're mammals.

Such Fun
May 6, 2013
 
*Holds a plucked chicken in one hand and a shaved bee in the other* Well gently caress,

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011
Behold, a man

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


School messaging app used to send Goatse image to thousands of parents

Behold, a man.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



I have two questions; 1. Has everyone seen the new butiful AI paintings of our old friend, and 2. will I be banned for posting them itt?

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

I have two questions; 1. Has everyone seen the new butiful AI paintings of our old friend, and 2. will I be banned for posting them itt?

Spoil and tag it as NSFW and you'll be fine share away

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Burkion posted:

Spoil and tag it as NSFW and you'll be fine share away

But that there's the beauty of of it, they're not NWS at all! It's you who have a dirty mind!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-USdYBKw7U

:nws:

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