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Murdstone posted:
He's got a big metal exoskeleton, but it's the electricity that hurts poor Spidey's hand
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# ? Sep 14, 2022 01:33 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 05:51 |
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I like that the art in no way offers any kind of visual indication of Spidey being electrocuted, more that he hurt his hand punching metal, but Stan Lee's Ghost's Ghostwriter was determined it was electrocution goddammit!
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# ? Sep 14, 2022 07:43 |
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# ? Sep 14, 2022 18:31 |
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I suppose Purps is just holding out a hand in front of Luke, demonstratively, but man does it look like he's honking Luke's boob.
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# ? Sep 14, 2022 18:42 |
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Police hard at work.
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# ? Sep 14, 2022 23:25 |
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I mean I know it's New York cops and all but this is kind of on the nose. Did these cops just transfer from Uvalde or what
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 03:01 |
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maltesh posted:Isn't "Web the eyes" Spidey's go-to move for opponents who are apparently stronger than he is?
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 03:56 |
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Nobody could possibly care about Spider-Man...unless they were related to him.
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 04:25 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:Nobody could possibly care about Spider-Man...unless they were related to him. it's the nypd. they can't imagine not enjoying watching someone die.
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 05:55 |
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You know, he could probably have made a lot of money developing super exoskeletons instead of burning down his boss' stores.
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 16:01 |
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Good thing he turned off the electricity
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 16:11 |
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 18:16 |
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"This'll disable the exoskeleton" *tears exoskeleton apart*
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 19:00 |
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Murdstone posted:
I have to wonder Charles, along with the mystery of your power to teleport, why did you get Spider-Man involved
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 19:21 |
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Murdstone posted:
"But I don't want to develop exoskeletons, I want to burn down my boss's store!"
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 19:43 |
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MonsterEnvy posted:I have to wonder Charles, along with the mystery of your power to teleport, why did you get Spider-Man involved I'm expecting a dumb explanation next. "I was hoping, by getting him involved, people would suspect Spider-man of my crimes, despite creating the alter ego of the Demolisher specifically to commit anonymous crimes"
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 19:55 |
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he wanted to murder spiderman, is all. if nsm simply wandered off and forgot about the whole situation he'd never get a chance to burn, explode, or crush the life out of him.
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 20:29 |
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wrong thread. sorry
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 20:43 |
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Sockser posted:Good thing he turned off the electricity Given Spidey's initial reaction to the "electricity" was present ONLY in the text, I can only sadly assume that the colorist wars have extended even further into the writer and the artist(s) now being at war with each other too
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# ? Sep 16, 2022 02:12 |
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I mean...if one of the neighbors saw Spider-Man entering/exiting your apartment window you'd have to start looking for a new secret identity, but that doesn't stop him from doing that all the time. MonsterEnvy posted:I have to wonder Charles, along with the mystery of your power to teleport, why did you get Spider-Man involved So here's what I think, and I realize I am putting way, way more thought into it than the actual writer. Because the real reason Charles did that is "To make the reader suspect Ryland's brother." By claiming Spidey should suspect Ryland's brother, he hoped Spidey would tail the brother, which would leave him free to blow up another store. If Spidey was with the brother and got news of the store exploding, he would go "Wow I guess it really was Ryland himself after all," because he'd have no reason to suspect the chauffeur. Of course the chauffeur didn't know Spidey's wife was working at the store, which made him want to stay at the store, rather than follow Ryland's brother around (mostly anyway Spidey did give chase after he saw them through the window, but he was only at the window because he was keeping watch on MJ). When the chauffeur saw Spidey around after Ryland was...injured? Knocked out? I don't remember. Anyway, he then pretended he was taking Ryland away from the store to the hospital or whatever. And since Ryland's brother wasn't around, this too would fit the chauffeur's plan though in a different way. "I saw him take Ryland away, so Ryland's brother must be the Demolisher." So yeah it almost sort of makes sense, but again, the writers were definitely not thinking beyond "trick the reader."
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# ? Sep 16, 2022 04:18 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:
Charles was the one seemingly injured. Ryland drove off with him, then the second MJ went in the store he was there to grab her.
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# ? Sep 16, 2022 05:28 |
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"You should open some stores to sell products to people!" "Brilliant!"
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# ? Sep 16, 2022 17:50 |
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what a tepid story.
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# ? Sep 16, 2022 18:50 |
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Man Charles that is super petty, and you were going to kill a lady over it.gimme the GOD drat candy posted:what a tepid story. Honestly his motives are hilarious.
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# ? Sep 16, 2022 19:02 |
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Murdstone posted:
Thankfully, Charles will now start a new lucrative crime career as the Idea Man.
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# ? Sep 16, 2022 19:26 |
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# ? Sep 16, 2022 20:26 |
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Is this why she had to take a job in a computer store?
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# ? Sep 16, 2022 20:28 |
Murdstone posted:
At October 12 this story barely lasted 3 months. Easily the shortest I've seen in these threads.
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# ? Sep 16, 2022 20:40 |
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davidspackage posted:Thankfully, Charles will now start a new lucrative crime career as the Idea Man. I'll be his sidekick, I'll Start the Wiki Man.
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# ? Sep 17, 2022 00:30 |
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Ryland's Brother: You had a big bonus check for him? When you were on the verge of bankruptcy? This is why you need an accountant, bro, please I'm begging you, the inheritance mom left us will only last so lo- Ryland: I'm gonna open a restaurant!
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# ? Sep 17, 2022 03:56 |
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Jerusalem posted:Ryland's Brother: You had a big bonus check for him? When you were on the verge of bankruptcy? This is why you need an accountant, bro, please I'm begging you, the inheritance mom left us will only last so lo- Well I imagine the reason he had not given him the check yet was because he was having financial problems from his stores being burned down.
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# ? Sep 17, 2022 05:41 |
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MonsterEnvy posted:Well I imagine the reason he had not given him the check yet was because he was having financial problems from his stores being burned down. It was actually the cost of continually replacing that giant glass window in the one store that kept getting smashed.
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# ? Sep 17, 2022 06:41 |
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*cue laugh track* This is definitely how managing a store works.
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# ? Sep 17, 2022 16:49 |
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Werewolf time appearntly.
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# ? Sep 17, 2022 20:47 |
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Rylands: We'll bail out the guy who tried to ruin us and also threatened to kill at least one person, and attempted to kill a second, because all we care about is making money! Spidey: vv
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# ? Sep 18, 2022 04:19 |
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# ? Sep 18, 2022 06:55 |
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MonsterEnvy posted:Werewolf time appearntly. While unlikely, I sincerely hope that the werewolf is just Lugo Belogi in a fursuit.
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# ? Sep 18, 2022 13:48 |
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Jerusalem posted:Rylands: We'll bail out the guy who tried to ruin us and also threatened to kill at least one person, and attempted to kill a second, because all we care about is making money!
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# ? Sep 18, 2022 16:38 |
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Animal noises? At the zoo? Better investigate!
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# ? Sep 18, 2022 17:53 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 05:51 |
Peter: oh boy, sex! News: BREAKING NEWS, A WEREWOLF IS WRESTLING A BEAR IN THE ZOO. MJ: please Peter that's for blade or doctor strange I need that cake
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