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PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp
I want every Sunday night football game to be packers v bears lol

Nature is healing

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

bean mom posted:

its just not fun to watch the bears if they dont have sexy rexy or mitch (edit or cocaine snortin kyle orton)

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Alaois posted:

Jeppson's Malört has existed since the 1930s

i'm aware of that, i just don't it was a big chicago Thing We Do In Chicago until like the early 2000s

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
loving tackle!!

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
The bears don't know how to stop a run

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


can we please pause the game briefly for the bears to get some NFL players on the roster

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Might be time to sit Roquan down for a little bit.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Roquan is getting abused man. Complete non-factor

Hand Row
May 28, 2001
I don’t care what people say, AJ Dillon is nowhere near the player Aaron Jones is.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
LMFAO

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

I need to know the Bears' record in primetime regular season games over the past 15 years

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Packers can only stop themselves

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
HITS!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


miss u orton

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Please, bears ball

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Noooooooo!!!

Bears ball. :sigh:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


hell yeah, the bears get to do three plays and punt it

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp
Lol packers averaging like 8 yards a run

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

R.D. Mangles posted:

can we please pause the game briefly for the bears to get some NFL players on the roster

Jaylon Johnson is really good if it's any consolation

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



imagine how good the bears would be if they didn't trade for cutler

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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FUMBLE

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
The rain begins it's work

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp
Goddammit

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

bears just giving themselves false hope here

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Well, that's one way for the Bears to get the ball.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Uh-oh. Now Aaron won't trust his RBs either

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Ummagumma posted:

Packers can only stop themselves

And we’re so good at it

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
So how will the Bears go three-and-out this time?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Time for the Bears to move backwards a few yards and punt :smugdog:

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp
Welll whatever bears go 3 and out ez

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
https://twitter.com/weirdlilguys/status/1571674938162954243?s=46&t=09Cf7I4sGhJ_rQTYh99dxQ

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


what if the bears just punted on first down. motherfuckers would never see it coming.

RecoomesSexyRear
Jul 18, 2003

This is the sliver of hope followed by the soul crushing "nope"

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


remember when the bears somehow effortlessly drove down the field for a touchdown, how did that happen

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Goddammit Dillon

Small sample size but Dillon has looked a lot like Eddie Lacy recently

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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R.D. Mangles posted:

what if the bears just punted on first down. motherfuckers would never see it coming.

Jon Bois would make a video about it

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp

RecoomesSexyRear posted:

This is the sliver of hope followed by the soul crushing "nope"

:yeah:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Benne posted:

So how will the Bears go three-and-out this time?

Pass for 9 yards.
Run for 0
Run for -1
Punt

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


let justin punt

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Benne posted:

So how will the Bears go three-and-out this time?

Two handoffs and a direct snap.

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