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PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp

surf rock posted:

Goddammit Dillon

Small sample size but Dillon has looked a lot like Eddie Lacy recently

When has Dillon been 40 pounds overweight?

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


https://twitter.com/punished_catbus/status/1571540148516712448

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp
Like maybe his legs are 40 pounds overweight

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Quiet Feet posted:

Pass for 9 yards.
Run for 0
Run for -1
Punt

run into line of scrimmage
pass for 15 yards, HOLDING
pass batted down at the line
bears just walk out of the stadium into the bay

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


surf rock posted:

Goddammit Dillon

Small sample size but Dillon has looked a lot like Eddie Lacy recently

:confused:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


:siren: bears get first down

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Why can’t I have the kitty mug on a good day? I want the kitty mug.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Rodgers was doing a one-man version of that "trying to pass you in the hallway and we both keep moving the same way" dance on that handoff

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
The Chicago football bears have one(1) first down

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


:siren: bears complete pass

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp
Collinsworth very excited for a bears first down

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Yes, he's learning to lead on the left

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

I can't believe the refs missed another easy penalty on the Packers

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


go for it

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Oh Bears…

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


kicking a field goal here is a fireable offense

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


done with eberflus

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

An illiterate read option

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

this is chicago, buddy, this is the second city, we don't take poo poo from nobody

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

"Little confused on that snap there"

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The best way to describe the Bears offense is "We didn't think this one through."

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


WHAT DOES THREE POINTS GET YOU?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

R.D. Mangles posted:

done with eberflus

I'm eber so flustered! :mad:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Oh no, here is where the comeback starts!

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Definitely should kick the field goal there :rolleyes:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


When you have the chance to turn a game into a two-score game, by dadgum you've got to take it!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Oh boy now they're ony two touchdowns behind!

Gadzuko
Feb 14, 2005

R.D. Mangles posted:

WHAT DOES THREE POINTS GET YOU?

It's a two score game!

For the next minute and a half.

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp
Only need 3 more gb fumbles to make it close

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Why can’t I have the kitty mug on a good day? I want the kitty mug.

ok you can have the kitty mug

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


say what you will about the other horrible football team i root for that has had no functioning offense for a decade, but pat fitzgerald would go for it there because northwestern has not had a kicker who could make a 40 yard field goal for a decade

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Haven't seen a Chicago meltdown this bad since CM Punk's press conference

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Q to Bears fans: does watching Aaron Rodgers stunt all over your team even provoke feelings anymore

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Getting a TD off the fumble would've swung momentum back towards the Bears direction. But with that FG all the Packers have to do is continue grinding out the clock with nonstop jackhammering from AJ & AJ. Gamestate hasn't changed. Fumble was squandered.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Late to this but was it Orton who just walked out and ghosted whatever team he was on when he retired?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

heres a cool frog i guess idk im low on good content

https://twitter.com/lizardschwartz/status/1571096810126716930

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


sweet thursday posted:

Q to Bears fans: does watching Aaron Rodgers stunt all over your team even provoke feelings anymore

rodgers isn't even doing poo poo, the packers are running over them like watching alabama play against East Louisiana Tech

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

You fools, a field goal gets the Bears to within 8 of the over.

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog

sweet thursday posted:

Q to Bears fans: does watching Aaron Rodgers stunt all over your team even provoke feelings anymore

No I am pretty numb to that now. Seeing them get run over is a fresh pain, though!

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

sweet thursday posted:

Q to Bears fans: does watching Aaron Rodgers stunt all over your team even provoke feelings anymore

Its just the background radiation of our existence.

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