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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



That appears to be a pita with sausage, what's the awful?

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



By popular demand posted:

That appears to be a pita with sausage, what's the awful?

Look closer and turn off your monitor

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

By popular demand posted:

That appears to be a pita with sausage, what's the awful?

I think it's bologna quesadilla

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Child Trebuchet posted:

Mine smell like Fern Gully




Hmmm, seweretti

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Layer the restroom paper towels over the cold boiled pasta until completely covered. Saturate thoroughly with reserved grey water. Cover, and allow to fester overnight. "Serve" "chilled"

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

CzarChasm posted:

I think it's bologna quesadilla

Ah, fusion cuisine!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Child Trebuchet posted:

Mine smell like Fern Gully




oh this is a bad time all the way

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


Still kosher.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This isn't terrible food per se, but it definitely does not deserve the attempt at this level of "food porn" filming:
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rhsssqBgLk1s1ddrj.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I would eat it, but not with all the grease poured back in or the deep fried egg.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

yeah what why do you need that much oil to make an egg?

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
tag yourself, I'm Mojito Supreme

https://twitter.com/Jackapedia_/status/1572009052162629632?t=z66M1xF2C22sQDFJT9jKxw&s=19

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

OwlFancier posted:

yeah what why do you need that much oil to make an egg?

Prolly just leftover from the fries, already poured and already hot might as well use it again

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
mongolian death worm is the only one I liked.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Crunch wrap cooler
Wait this another tag yourself for a 6er?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Kirby's Piss :smith:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

a sexual elk posted:

Prolly just leftover from the fries, already poured and already hot might as well use it again

Oh I thought they were just throwing oven chips in with the sausage.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I only tried MD once in my life and found that unpalatable, like how I imagine Trump's bath water must taste.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


OwlFancier posted:

yeah what why do you need that much oil to make an egg?

It's a common way to make crispy fried eggs in China and some other parts of Asia, pretty sure I saw it in Thailand too. It's good.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

I had a crispy deep fried duck egg in a breakfast hash type situation once, and it was very good. I don't love fried eggs usually but the whites were nice and crispy and browned on the edges, and the yolk was nice and runny that made a nice sauce on the potatoes.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

dog nougat posted:

To the person who apparently lives in a circus peanut desert: check out your local dollar store. If they don't have em I'd be amazed.
Not worth it if they turn out like the ones posted above. :gonk:

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



the amount of oil used for that egg seems a bit insane to me, i think you can use less to make even a thai-styled omelette. the result did come out ok though it just screamed wasteful to me

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




Basically nutritionally identical to if it was just made with jelly, realistically.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

By popular demand posted:

I only tried MD once in my life and found that unpalatable, like how I imagine Trump's bath water must taste.

And you call yourself a goon

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

I saw Melon Hell open for Mongolian Death Worm once at Ozzfest, it was pretty lit.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


The Saddest Rhino posted:

the amount of oil used for that egg seems a bit insane to me, i think you can use less to make even a thai-styled omelette. the result did come out ok though it just screamed wasteful to me

It is a lot but the general concept of shitload of oil to semi-deep fry an egg is good and noble.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


I don’t usually do this, but fine: “You’ve hosed up.” The entire column.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuofaDxa6Oo

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/rumpfshaker/status/1571969845117480960?s=20&t=ol9TnqVCEihgpK_Keprz9w

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Thanks to whoever brought up coffee jello. Surprisingly light and refreshing if slightly sinister in appearance.

(Fish gelatin smells a bit in isolation but does not taste).

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


You can make coffee jello in your car engine if you know the secret recipe.

https://i.imgur.com/XcVawVk.mp4

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Who wants escalator chicken?

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Scarodactyl posted:

Thanks to whoever brought up coffee jello. Surprisingly light and refreshing if slightly sinister in appearance.

(Fish gelatin smells a bit in isolation but does not taste).

Is this just coffee or did you sweeten it at all? I found some gelatin in the back of the cupboard from a failed aspic experiment and want to give this a try.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Probably no worse than dinosaur or race car nuggets TBH.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014


Thanks! I wish I'd known that about pineapple before my previous aspic.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Is this just coffee or did you sweeten it at all? I found some gelatin in the back of the cupboard from a failed aspic experiment and want to give this a try.
It's two cups of coffee with 3tsp of sugar.
Also

Scarodactyl posted:

They have them at my local ace hardware.

Which one of you did this.

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Ok, look, if someone is really craving the circus peanuts and cannot find them just use this simple substitution

Buy 1 bag of marshmallows, and one packet of Runts

Empty the bag of runts and separate out the banana candies
Put the candies in a double layer of resealable bags
Smash into powder with a rolling pin or heavy pan

Take one marshmallow and cut in quarters

Sprinkle cut side of marshmallow with reserved candy powder

Let sit overnight to set to proper "old, dry" consistency

"enjoy"

If you want slightly more authentic look, smear some food coloring on the marshmallow before adding the candy powder

Or, if you want to suffer quickly, just mush a few banana runts into a marshmallow and pop the whole thing in your mouth.

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