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Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

freeedr posted:

If you think I’m taking my hand out of this hole any time soon you’re playing games, buddy

me and you are gonna have a standoff then cause my balls aren't goin away anytime soon, pal

e: hell of a snype

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


is this seriously a thing that we needed

why can't men just go to a doctor about it

i would rather have my balls touched by a doctor in a doctor's office than by a mystery hand in a booth

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Sagebrush posted:

is this seriously a thing that we needed

why can't men just go to a doctor about it

i would rather have my balls touched by a doctor in a doctor's office than by a mystery hand in a booth

you need to stop gatekeeping ball fondling

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Sagebrush posted:

is this seriously a thing that we needed

why can't men just go to a doctor about it

i would rather have my balls touched by a doctor in a doctor's office than by a mystery hand in a booth

Now we can appeal to more tastes in ball fondling, it is a good thing

Not everything has to be for you!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
They’ve had one of those at my local rest stop for ages, get with the time New Zealand :rolleyes:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Sagebrush posted:

is this seriously a thing that we needed

why can't men just go to a doctor about it

i would rather have my balls touched by a doctor in a doctor's office than by a mystery hand in a booth

It's more fun that way.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

I assume you just get a hastily scribbled note saying "yeah, that's a cancer" afterwards with no follow-up option.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


BonHair posted:

I assume you just get a hastily scribbled note saying "yeah, that's a cancer" afterwards with no follow-up option.

I'm pretty sure New Zealand has one of the better public Healthcare systems in the world so you probably have plenty of options

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
They actually want your liver not your genitals,happened to me in a rest stop….

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

ChubbyChecker posted:

you need to stop gatekeeping ball fondling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WpY2lxVovA

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

BonHair posted:

I assume you just get a hastily scribbled note saying "yeah, that's a cancer" afterwards with no follow-up option.

Mine was just a phone number

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

And a hotel room number

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Mine was a loss.jpg

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Ball inspector

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



Fried Watermelon posted:

Ball inspector



That’s not the ball inspector…

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

4th panel a stone faced killah

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Is this a testicle checking booth run by Anonymous or a honeypot to try to catch members of Anonymous?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
I like how it's a testicle checking booth, and not a cancer checking booth.

"Yup. Those are testicles. Next!"

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.
just saw this banner ad that looks like a shitpost

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

"You've probably got genital warts."
"Oh poo poo, you sure?"
"Yeah, I didn't change my glove after the guy with genital warts."

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

PizzaProwler posted:

just saw this banner ad that looks like a shitpost



I need a shirt that broadcasts my father’s emotional immaturity like the loving batsignal

E: in weird doodoo brown

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

teen witch posted:

I need a shirt that broadcasts my father’s emotional immaturity like the loving batsignal

E: in weird doodoo brown

If that’s the color of your poops your liver might be failing

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
My shirt’s weird, weird doodoo brown
Dumbest dad in the whole drat town

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRM86dHo0lk

E. Alternatively

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89OeP4NBvuA

Brother Tadger has a new favorite as of 01:04 on Sep 21, 2022

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



That solar panel has horrible teeth

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

You can have this now because god knows I'm not waiting six more days:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoxZqMZ7dN0

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Sagebrush posted:

is this seriously a thing that we needed

yeah unfortunately dudes are dying of testicular cancer because they aren't comfortable getting their balls touched face to face, so it's one of those things that shouldn't need to exist but is probably a good idea for pragmatic reasons

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

aniviron posted:

You can have this now because god knows I'm not waiting six more days:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoxZqMZ7dN0

this loving slaps

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

bike tory posted:

yeah unfortunately dudes are dying of testicular cancer because they aren't comfortable getting their balls touched face to face, so it's one of those things that shouldn't need to exist but is probably a good idea for pragmatic reasons

Balls touched face to face? I think I figured out why it's so hard to diagnose!

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

if you don't give your doctor a little peck on the lips for checking your beans, you're just ungrateful

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Doc uses one hand to check your balls & the other for the prostrate. Two exams done in 1 visit. :science:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Android Apocalypse posted:

Doc uses one hand to check your balls & the other for the prostrate. Two exams done in 1 visit. :science:

The doctor appears alarmed. "My fingertips touched."

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Brawnfire posted:

The doctor appears alarmed. "My fingertips touched."

https://www.iflscience.com/man-ejaculates-out-of-his-anus-for-two-years-before-seeking-help-61008

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



We in the medical field call that one "going number 17"

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames


















Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011

bike tory posted:

yeah unfortunately dudes are dying of testicular cancer because they aren't comfortable getting their balls touched face to face, so it's one of those things that shouldn't need to exist but is probably a good idea for pragmatic reasons

Penis inspection day at high school really normalized genital inspections for my generation.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

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