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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
That shapeshifter dick hits all the right spots.

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My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

That shapeshifter dick hits all the right spots.

Gives a new meaning to fill my holes.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Tfw you nut and turn back into an amorphous puddle

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica


idk what this is but your av works with it so good job?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/SA__moment/status/1572340299526979587

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Wasn't there a bunch of DS9 episodes where odo was so addicted to getting into the shapeshifter fuckpond that he didn't care about anything / anyone else?

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

bossy lady posted:

Wasn't there a bunch of DS9 episodes where odo was so addicted to getting into the shapeshifter fuckpond that he didn't care about anything / anyone else?

Pretty much, he was into the female changeling /the great link until they learned that they ran the dominion

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




odo's whole character for the fist four seasons or so is basically an incel / mgtow, so it's a big deal for him when he finally gets to get wet with another changeling

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Bad Purchase posted:

odo's whole character for the fist four seasons or so is basically an incel / mgtow, so it's a big deal for him when he finally gets to get wet with another changeling

That's not an image, but it is a very, very cursed sentence.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

There are pharaohs whose tombs are less cursed than this image, what the poo poo :stare: I know there's more outwardly gross stuff in this and the AUG thread, but this one really got to me more for reasons I cannot quite articulate.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


CaptainSarcastic posted:

That's not an image, but it is a very, very cursed sentence.

now it's both!

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

CommissarMega posted:

There are pharaohs whose tombs are less cursed than this image, what the poo poo :stare: I know there's more outwardly gross stuff in this and the AUG thread, but this one really got to me more for reasons I cannot quite articulate.

It's because the author is completely batshit insane. But also totally harmless. It's frightening to come upon a person whose brain is that completely twisted, even if they aren't running around killing people.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

GIRL BRAINS posted:

Congrats to Hilary Clinton

a crisp refreshing Moxie
May 2, 2007


Mozi posted:

it's weird to imagine a god that's actually experiencing the emotion of hate directed towards something he presumably had the idea of creating in the first place


Mozi posted:

nevermind

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Waltzing Along posted:

It's because the author is completely batshit insane. But also totally harmless. It's frightening to come upon a person whose brain is that completely twisted, even if they aren't running around killing people.
I would argue that this guy would 100% kill someone without hesitation if he was presented with a recording from Twilight Sparkle's voice actor denying their love

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
or his fiancé began giving him instructions to kill those who don’t understand their love

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

That shapeshifter dick hits all the right spots.

Like a duck?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

King Carnivore posted:

or his fiancé began giving him instructions to kill those who don’t understand their love


Son of Sparkle

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Chompers Georg is an outlier and should not have been x-rayed.

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

pension

Child Trebuchet
Sep 4, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Radio Paranoia posted:

Chompers Georg is an outlier and should not have been x-rayed.



I can only taste better than plain Listerine

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

meatloaf always looks cursed but its so deliciously blessed.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


LifeSunDeath posted:

meatloaf always looks cursed but its so deliciously blessed.

https://twitter.com/SA__moment/status/1572344309243953153

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

OH COME ON

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScglDSi9KUs

This game will absolutely murder anyone with epilepsy, epileptics shouldn't even watch the video.

slow_twitch
Sep 21, 2005

Yaldabaoth posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScglDSi9KUs

This game will absolutely murder anyone with epilepsy, epileptics shouldn't even watch the video.



Holy loving poo poo what a way to find out the dev's of one of my favorite games made a sequel. Fuckin awesome looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
luv 2 assault myself with a cacophony of lights and sound. super fun

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Yaldabaoth posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScglDSi9KUs

This game will absolutely murder anyone with epilepsy, epileptics shouldn't even watch the video.

Gonna load this up for next time I do mushrooms and see what kinda permanent damage I can do to my psyche.

codo27
Apr 21, 2008


we can now close the thread permanently as the ultimate curse has been identified

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

The foreword of God.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
not real my dudes

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Isn't this some permabanned ex poster

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
God labored for six days, and on the seventh, He was fired for resting

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

codo27 posted:

we can now close the thread permanently as the ultimate curse has been identified

If prosperity doctrine is right then Bezos is probably the 2nd coming of Jesus because he's the richest man in the world.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

Somfin posted:

Isn't this some permabanned ex poster

It's Guy Mann

This counts as a curse I guess

https://twitter.com/SA__moment/status/1554437627612483584?s=20&t=JckL-QFziYqI1W_zLqXtJA

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Scratch Monkey posted:

not real my dudes

Uhh yeah we know the Bible isn't real, thanks Dicky Dawkins

pram
Jun 10, 2001

jesus christ this guy needs to let go

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

I am 100% putting this poo poo into an EULA at some point

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