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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

ZombieApostate posted:

Guy tried to use the cheer leading squad as his personal call girl service. I think that's a bit optimistic.

I don't think that a man who publicly identifies as Jewish would get in bed with nazis. Granted, in this hell timeline anything awful seems possible, but there you have it.

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stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

A.o.D. posted:

I don't think that a man who publicly identifies as Jewish would get in bed with nazis. Granted, in this hell timeline anything awful seems possible, but there you have it.
Uh...Ben Shapiro? Laura Loomer?

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


A.o.D. posted:

I don't think that a man who publicly identifies as Jewish would get in bed with nazis. Granted, in this hell timeline anything awful seems possible, but there you have it.

Yeah there are plenty of chuddy Jews who love to talk about how the left are the real Nazis while being racist as gently caress. Knew a Jewish guy from back in law school who spent 2016 posting about how the left wants to perpetrate a white genocide and in the name of never again we must vote Trump

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
welp, time to see if I can noclip into another reality. this one is bullshit.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Elendil004 posted:

Massachusetts still isn't letting under 55 get boosters which is annoying. Unless I am missing something.

The site hasn't been updated, ignore it and go in to get one. CDC policy trump everything, so if you're due for a bivalent booster, get it. Drugstores won't care.

And here's confirmation (as if we needed it), on where the dumbass talking points are coming from and how the decisions are being made:

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1572762467473694720?t=M0qyixDndtzZNtXSLWeMsA&s=19

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1572765074460123138?t=lHftI_EWFtuisUjqFoQbsA&s=19

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
If you declassify a document in a dream you better wake up and apologize.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Ladies and gentlemen, The Unitary Executive.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

if the executive has "dream" classifying ability wouldn't they have the ability to give someone a document that isn't classified to someone with no clearence, classify it top secret and then arrest them for mishandling classified intel?

e:Never mind twitter dude brings it up.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Not only can you declassify documents in your mind and a dream, you can do it after the fact!

Trump is Kim Jong-Il, but with people who have a 250ish year head start with the ability to think for themselves.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
You know what?

gently caress it, I watched it, you should too.

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1572764115885772803

it's like a brain making words, except backwards and they somehow all smell like various spoiled cheeses

btw this is all Tom Fitton judicial watch nonsense

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

A.o.D. posted:

If you declassify a document in a dream you better wake up and apologize.

Classified fuckup dreams overtook college dreams for me and I hate my stupid brain

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

A.o.D. posted:

welp, time to see if I can noclip into another reality. this one is bullshit.
If you figure out the cheat for that, let us know.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Looks like Fat Leonard got bagged in... Venezuela. He got pretty far!

https://twitter.com/edokeefe/status/1572769347294167045

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


facialimpediment posted:

Looks like Fat Leonard got bagged in... Venezuela. He got pretty far!

https://twitter.com/edokeefe/status/1572769347294167045

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=siFmJz7CZSM

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
Holy poo poo, I genuinely expected him to never be seen (by law enforcement, at least) again.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



A.o.D. posted:

welp, time to see if I can noclip into another reality. this one is bullshit.

ee cummings posted:

pity this busy monster, manunkind,

not. Progress is a comfortable disease:
your victim (death and life safely beyond)

plays with the bigness of his littleness
--- electrons deify one razorblade
into a mountainrange; lenses extend
unwish through curving wherewhen till unwish
returns on its unself.
A world of made
is not a world of born --- pity poor flesh

and trees, poor stars and stones, but never this
fine specimen of hypermagical

ultraomnipotence. We doctors know

a hopeless case if --- listen: there's a hell
of a good universe next door; let's go

facialimpediment posted:

Looks like Fat Leonard got bagged in... Venezuela. He got pretty far!

https://twitter.com/edokeefe/status/1572769347294167045

I'm astounded he got picked up in loving Venezuela.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Midjack posted:

I'm astounded he got picked up in loving Venezuela.

Isn't Venezuela famously high on the list of countries with very limited extradition to the US?

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

A.o.D. posted:

welp, time to see if I can noclip into another reality. this one is bullshit.

That would be a spectacular Summoning Salt video

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Isn't Venezuela famously high on the list of countries with very limited extradition to the US?

don’t make me post the clip again

:colbert:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
What if the vice president thinks about declassifying documents, but unbeknownst to them, the president has already died in his sleep, so at the time they had that thought, they were already the rightful president?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Then it still doesn't matter since the vp isn't the by blood rightful heir to the throne job

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Isn't Venezuela famously high on the list of countries with very limited extradition to the US?

pmchem posted:

don’t make me post the clip again

:colbert:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siFmJz7CZSM

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/HelenKennedy/status/1572781907934429185?t=n_zFjcMUvbwmKvtgMbK0nw&s=19

https://twitter.com/firagawalkwthme/status/1572404943709171712?t=j2R64ks8mZtXcdYD9GY9Eg&s=19

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

It’s no photoshop, the Fox News camera people showed that for about two seconds and then wisely got off.

That is really him.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
He put the “rump” in “Trump”.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Crossposting here


It’s right at the beginning of this clip, about two seconds in. Have a look for yourself. It’s like he’s got pillows stuffed into the seat of his pants, and in the upper parts of his pant legs.

This is a clip from Fox News

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1572760159063052294?s=46&t=GerfNCFss8Vog1ND1iL8iA

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

massive midnight dumps

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


All so when he becomes King Emperor Dear Leader and has a portrait done, he can be a fat motherfucker like the Kings and Queens in their portraits in the castles in Europe.

e- Yes, I'm going to take advantage of my right to call a former POTUS a fatass while I still can because I'm already going to the Trump Gulag for Unpatriotic Speech if he gets back in the White House.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Sep 22, 2022

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
There's no fuckin' way that isn't a diaper.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

not caring here posted:

There's no fuckin' way that isn't a diaper.

There was open speculation years ago that he has incontinence issues, I think as a side effect of a medication. Been around for years though. Guy is either a record breaking white boy badonkadonk or leaks in his pants all day.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
I bet it's been a long time since he's successfully wiped his own rear end.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

bird food bathtub posted:

There was open speculation years ago that he has incontinence issues, I think as a side effect of a medication. Been around for years though. Guy is either a record breaking white boy badonkadonk or leaks in his pants all day.

He is also super unhealthy and overweight, the photos they had of him during his presidency was....not flattering.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Look at the square shape and that thickness though, that's not for a bit of a tinkle when you sneeze leak, that's for a full on pollywaffle in the pants code brown catcher. That's meant to hold some heft.

I'm sure there's a fair whack of fat rear end in there, but that dude got some troubles that terrible lawyers just won't help with.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

not caring here posted:

There's no fuckin' way that isn't a diaper.

Depends on your perspective, I suppose.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




https://youtu.be/6AL7F3xZ5hM

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

US Berder Patrol posted:

massive midnight dumps

flushing 10 times, 15 times as opposed to once

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

A.o.D. posted:

I bet it's been a long time since he's successfully wiped his own rear end.

“Ivan- Melania! Get in here!”

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/09/judge-rules-charter-must-pay-1-1-billion-after-murder-of-cable-customer/

quote:

Charter Communications must pay over $1.1 billion to the estate and family of an 83-year-old woman murdered in her home by a Spectrum cable technician, a Dallas County Court judge ruled yesterday.

A jury in the same court previously ordered Charter to pay $7 billion in punitive damages and $337.5 million in compensatory damages. Judge Juan Renteria lowered the award in a ruling issued yesterday.

The damages are split among the estate and four adult children of murder victim Betty Thomas. Renteria did not change the compensatory damages but lowered the punitive damages awarded to the family to $750 million. Pre-judgment interest on the damages pushes Charter's total liability to over $1.1 billion.

As one of the commenters says, Comcast's service may suck, but at least they haven't killed my parents.

Sure, its a large judgment, but barely a few percent of Charter's revenue for the year the murder took place.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Arrath posted:

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/09/judge-rules-charter-must-pay-1-1-billion-after-murder-of-cable-customer/

As one of the commenters says, Comcast's service may suck, but at least they haven't killed my parents.

Sure, its a large judgment, but barely a few percent of Charter's revenue for the year the murder took place.

Just how did they calculate the value of mi-maw?

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Moron failson got an award from Hungary today

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1572999415094472704?s=20&t=mZbGZAPxScSpAAjAEme_OQ

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