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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I don't like this

https://twitter.com/robertmays/status/1572673287725142016?s=20&t=BvtmCUqLzCdqQc56bJXmZA

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Yeah we're hosed. Theyre genuinely amazing on the pass rush and we've actually never had a worse start.

Edit Youve gotta package in some stuff to let J Phillips spy Allen just to cause him discomfort while Tua will be dead.

Amy Pole Her fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Sep 21, 2022

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
Yeah the annual game against Buffalo where our perception of the o-line goes from bad to praying the quarterback lives to see his children grow up.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

it might be time

to establish the run

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Can we give Tua a mysterious ankle injury and just let Teddy take the beating?

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
A reminder that this play is the only reason McDermott doesn't have a 10-0 record against the fish.

https://twitter.com/Nick_Wojton/status/1069339287089483780

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
The football was the real poison pill

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
https://twitter.com/schadjoe/status/1572677761616986112?s=46&t=WW14EpeD6hTgrZkoxRmL0A

That’ll silence the haters for good.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

This was a fun watch.

https://twitter.com/richeisenshow/status/1572686992496009216?s=46&t=z8TTaXK-rQGR_GWCR-FHVQ

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
For late and/and misplaced deliveries?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Pablo Bluth posted:

For late and/and misplaced deliveries?

:vince:

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Thinking of the old Dolphins go = run go,go = pass offense compared to what we have now.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
https://twitter.com/ByJerrySullivan/status/1572679673792065536

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Pablo Bluth posted:

For late and/and misplaced deliveries?

Lol

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

2017 was the Josh McCown Jets and the Jay Cutler Dolphins and both teams offenses have only gotten worse since then, and the Patriots have taken a step back too. So that's an easy 6 games a year without giving up more then 1 pass TD.

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
Yeah reaffirming that at the time I was a Rosen over Allen brainlet, but I definitely have the marker where I flipped hard and bought a jersey. November 2019 when Allen absolutely dismantled the Cowboys.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

The 4th and 1 play was the rocket blasting off

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Say what you want about Tua but he has always been better than 2017 Jay Cutler and so was Fitzmagic.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

t a s t e posted:

The 4th and 1 play was the rocket blasting off

Yep.


Also Dolfans is X really out this game?

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
If he’s gonna play like last week I doubt it matters. On the other hand maybe he was ailing the whole time and then I’d feel a bit better about last week.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
So no Byron Jones and no X?
And a related question
Would you like that tuna you have over there pan seared, air fried, or just baked?

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

At the risk of mcmagicing myself, I think the Bills defense is a paper tiger. It's built to defend a lead. If they've got a two-score lead they're going to look great- they can sit back in conservative coverage shells and let their DL attack. I don't think they're any different from last year- they're not going to win you a shoot-out, and they're not going to bail you out if it's a ball-control scripted game.

I severely doubt Miami can ball control Buffalo- but if they can do a decent job neutralizing the Bills DL I think it'll be a shoot-out. They can't cover your guys, and I think McDaniel is going to treat this like Miami's Super Bowl and pull out all the tricks and constraint plays and all that. If you can pull out a win, you've suddenly changed your season in a wild way.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Ooof. Should have been a TD, Breece.

https://twitter.com/Michael_Nania/status/1572657539749232641

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

pasaluki posted:

Yep.


Also Dolfans is X really out this game?

Too early to tell. He didn’t practice today. If he doesn’t practice tomorrow then I’ll be pretty worried.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/1572736659912892416

I can't believe they are doing this now. I thought even the dumb NY media wouldn't make too much of winning that game lol.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Tabloids troll in order to create discourse.

It’s a big nope from anyone with half a brain though. Also getting massively ratio’s lol.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

TheBizzness posted:

Thinking of the old Dolphins go = run go,go = pass offense compared to what we have now.

I think about this all the time because I still can’t wrap my brain around their reasoning that it doesn’t matter if the defense knows if you’re going to run or pass the ball.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

holy poo poo Tua is winning every award!!

https://twitter.com/miamidolphins/status/1572742713770135552?s=46&t=HdrjeTCU5IzIQSlz8mW3Xw

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Hamhandler posted:

At the risk of mcmagicing myself, I think the Bills defense is a paper tiger. It's built to defend a lead. If they've got a two-score lead they're going to look great- they can sit back in conservative coverage shells and let their DL attack. I don't think they're any different from last year- they're not going to win you a shoot-out, and they're not going to bail you out if it's a ball-control scripted game.

I severely doubt Miami can ball control Buffalo- but if they can do a decent job neutralizing the Bills DL I think it'll be a shoot-out. They can't cover your guys, and I think McDaniel is going to treat this like Miami's Super Bowl and pull out all the tricks and constraint plays and all that. If you can pull out a win, you've suddenly changed your season in a wild way.

The Bills didn't jump out to big leads until the second half of either game this year and the defense remained stout. A majority of the defensive line rotation is new this year so there is reason to believe they could be different from last year.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i don't know now, with all these prestigious awards i am afraid it will make tua overconfident, hold on to the ball too long, and just take sack after relentless sack while we all go "ok this is the dolphins i know"

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
https://twitter.com/AliMiller/status/1572721896441155585

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

tua can get the receivers the ball in space even if it's ugly

should be good enough for 10 wins

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

welcome to tuanon, josh allen

https://twitter.com/Baldguy_13/status/1572725513621307394?s=20&t=LijAyzz2oGUwvzpZUDeM2Q

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
If only the Jets could get a sweet, wonderful, young man to play QB like the Dolphins and Bills have found.

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

TheBizzness posted:

If only the Jets could get a sweet, wonderful, young man to play QB like the Dolphins and Bills have found.

Next year is the year we draft the right guy. 3rd times the charm

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Dolphins can't beat a team unless their quarterback has an O in their last name. Wrap it up.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

fsif posted:

Dolphins can't beat a team unless their quarterback has an O in their last name. Wrap it up.



And also we can’t beat Josh Allen who has an o in his name but we did beat Tom Brady who has an o in his name.

makes u think

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

They're not Josh Ollen and Tom Brody.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
We've broken the nfl's chr*stian hegemony by ignoring baptismal names. family is all that matters. fins down

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TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
So we’re gonna start 5-1?!?

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