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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

refleks posted:

"NHTSA forced us to kill self-driving"
more like TSLA forced us to drive self-killing

Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Sep 23, 2022

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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


he's just pre-emptively whining to pander to his idiot base about how "rules" and "lawyers" forced him to buy twitter as opposed to him being a loving idiot that signed to buy it to "solve the bot problem" then complained he shouldn't have to buy it because "there are too many bots"

like, the financial sector regulation is quite literally built around preventing recurrences of some massive fuckup or fraud, as crypto idiots are learning one rug pull at a time, and anyone that shouts about how regulation is "choking business" is basically saying "I'm angry that I can't defraud people any more"

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1573057026149974016

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
"u fool this isn't even my final form"

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

iirc the racism thing is insanely well documented and they've already paid out millions in damages so not sure what the point is there other than a law firm going for a billable hour spike

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

qirex posted:

iirc the racism thing is insanely well documented and they've already paid out millions in damages so not sure what the point is there other than a law firm going for a billable hour spike

word is he is happy to pay top dollar to any lawyer willing to drop his shitposts into ecf with mild proofreading

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Going to pass the bar so I can be a senior partner in Solaron Law, a Tech Forward firm that has JPG apes on its homepage.

Then I will bill Elong $250/hr for putting his Tweets on my letterhead.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


FilthyImp posted:

Going to pass the bar so I can be a senior partner in Solaron Law, a Tech Forward firm that has JPG apes on its homepage.

Then I will bill Elong $250/hr for putting his Tweets on my letterhead.

you're seriously under pricing yourself. Remember: if it's expensive it must be good! See also: teslas

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

FilthyImp posted:

Going to pass the bar so I can be a senior partner in Solaron Law, a Tech Forward firm that has JPG apes on its homepage.

Then I will bill Elong $250/hr for putting his Tweets on my letterhead.

red tape lol club

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
wasn't elon also talking about hiring lawyers off twitter or some insane poo poo a while ago

fins
May 31, 2011

Floss Finder

quote:

Tesla is recalling nearly 1.1 million cars in the US because the windows might close too fast and pinch people's fingers.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-62996103
obviously the biggest risk with tesla, pinched fingers

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Zamujasa posted:

wasn't elon also talking about hiring lawyers off twitter or some insane poo poo a while ago

yeah with some bullshit email like justice at tesla dot com where you could email your law-bomb-lobbing credentials if you were so inclined

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


I’m a musician!
what do you play?
reverb pedals

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

anyone that shouts about how regulation is "choking business" is basically saying "I'm angry that I can't defraud people any more"

they are, but they may also be too ignorant to actually understand what the regulations do, or why.

in elon's case it's definitely both

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

Zamujasa posted:

wasn't elon also talking about hiring lawyers off twitter or some insane poo poo a while ago

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1527748229470646272

i'm the 3 to 5 bullet points

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
hope one of them isn't research

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

rotor posted:

lol i didnt know this

propaganda works on u too

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




why is everything “hardcore” with him

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



it's not everything, you've seen his aluminum car frames

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

why is everything “hardcore” with him

nude lawyers only

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

why is everything “hardcore” with him

HARDCORE TO THE MEGA

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

ive also played that video game.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

why is everything “hardcore” with him

probably some really gross reason

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

why is everything “hardcore” with him

teenager brain

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Hardcore meant that there was endless Smirnov Icing parties, and that the lawbros totally benched 280 and thought sexual assault was funny

Also, racism

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof
told u i was hardcore

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



DaTroof posted:

told u i was hardcore

deep cut oof

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
if only elon posted it in the same context

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



i too wish the world were somewhat better

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

DaTroof posted:

told u i was hardcore

this is the only way I would approve of Elon claiming to be hardcore imo

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.




  • called Chad
  • believes in "law of the jungle"
  • thinks that women shouldn't be judges
  • regularly tells black people that "racism doesn't exist actually"

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
  • very expensive
  • "GIGA CHAD"
  • oh god how did this get here where is my para
  • love
  • car
  • will debase self for crypto
  • can lift several small children (one at a time)
  • ,
  • damnit i am not good w ith lists

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Grace Baiting posted:

deep cut oof

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



that the world's richest person is such a loving loser is both surprising and at the same time not at all surprising because who the gently caress keeps hoarding money like that except extremely broken people.

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



Shout out to MySpace Tom for learning us all HTML and then peacing out with 300 millz to travel the world and take pictures.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



refleks posted:

Shout out to MySpace Tom for learning us all HTML and then peacing out with 300 millz to travel the world and take pictures.

respect

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

refleks posted:

Shout out to MySpace Tom for learning us all HTML and then peacing out with 300 millz to travel the world and take pictures.


Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

refleks posted:

Shout out to MySpace Tom for learning us all HTML and then peacing out with 300 millz to travel the world and take pictures.


Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




refleks posted:

Shout out to MySpace Tom for learning us all HTML and then peacing out with 300 millz to travel the world and take pictures.

this is the correct way to Silicon Valley

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Can't wait to see the CYBRTRUK towing something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nS0Fdayj8Y

spoiler 2x battery use with an empty trailer, 3x with a lightweight car on the trailer

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