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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Was the death sentence more of a “hey look what we could be doing” thing?

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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

He has to die, but only for two years

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



look, if we don't get around to killing you within two years you can just hang out here forever.

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Getting a time limit on life is awful. I'd prefer the Soviet style not knowing poo poo about what's happening until they drag you to a basement and put one in your skull to that

5er
Jun 1, 2000


Gaius Marius posted:

Getting a time limit on life is awful. I'd prefer the Soviet style not knowing poo poo about what's happening until they drag you to a basement and put one in your skull to that

I personally prefer when cultures abolish the death penalty in acknowledgement of how faulty human judgement is as well as the capability for abuse that it presents to corrupt figures of authority. But this is the China thread.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
no no using capital punishment for corruption is great and very effective. Thats why the ccp has a very low level of corruption! unlike AMERICA!!!

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Gaius Marius posted:

Getting a time limit on life is awful. I'd prefer the Soviet style not knowing poo poo about what's happening until they drag you to a basement and put one in your skull to that

That's actually modern Japanese style, although I think it's a noose.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President

Gaius Marius posted:

Getting a time limit on life is awful. I'd prefer the Soviet style not knowing poo poo about what's happening until they drag you to a basement and put one in your skull to that

Either I’m reading this sentencing incorrectly or they’re putting him on a suspended death sentence for 2 years (so if he fucks up at any point in the next two years they immediately carry out the sentence) and then if he makes it past the 2 year mark he just gets to die in prison.

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Preechr posted:

Either I’m reading this sentencing incorrectly or they’re putting him on a suspended death sentence for 2 years (so if he fucks up at any point in the next two years they immediately carry out the sentence) and then if he makes it past the 2 year mark he just gets to die in prison.

Death (soon-to-be) Recorded

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

Ups_rail posted:

no no using capital punishment for corruption is great and very effective. Thats why the ccp has a very low level of corruption! unlike AMERICA!!!

Not too long ago I was working with a Nigerian guy and the conversation got to corruption, where he complained about massive levels of corruption in Nigeria. He then followed up with "That's why I like China. In China they execute the corrupt so there's no corruption. And in Japan the corrupt commit suicide!"

I laughed myself silly, not gonna lie.

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
But can you imagine the recidivism if China had those swanky Norwegian-style jails? Three meals, own room with window and maybe TV, play phone all day, walk the yard, gamble for fun with buddies, omg.

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

PITY BONER posted:

But can you imagine the recidivism if China had those swanky Norwegian-style jails? Three meals, own room with window and maybe TV, play phone all day, walk the yard, gamble for fun with buddies, omg.

While I was detained in SZ, there was an Aghani who was very clear that he wanted to remain incarcerated rather than exit.

Similarly in Taiwan, there were more than a few pensioners whose families had arranged for them to be detained.
3 meals & access to healthcare was simply better inside than out.

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

I wonder about those guys now who got the "prison for life you're lucky we didn't execute you" sentence. Not that I feel any sympathy for them, but I just wonder what doing life in a Chinese prison as a previously powerful, rich guy is like.

They don't execute or imprison the small scale local corruption though, at least what I've seen. Where my inlaws live, just the outskirts of Kaifeng and rural, all old people and farmers mostly. It's mostly a nowhere place but they got their own local party government like everywhere just for the village. And they put up the profiles for the officials outside the party building and all that. Half of them, same family name, same family. And everyone tells me at least that's just what they do and it's bullshit, no one really wanted them in they're just there to collect a paycheck and have the incredibly small power of running a tiny village in Henan but, what are you gonna do?

Then there's one guy there who's a party official, he's getting the Chinese equivalent of disability. He's not disabled in any way, if it's an invisible disability then he's doing a drat good job of not letting it affect his day to day because he's in no way unable to do stuff. He's just collecting that paycheck though. Everyone thinks he's a dick so maybe that's his disability.

They mostly use their position to bully people out of property. But they (pretty recently, last few years) changed the rules to only party members can vote them in and almost no ones a party member there so not much anyone can do. I know they'll say such and such a massive percent of party members are actually rural farmers but I guess no one told farmers in Henan about that, it's relatively not cheap to be in the party.

One guy almost got in trouble a few years back when Beijing sent someone to audit them. It turned into this giant drama with him checking himself into the hospital for some vague "breakdown" when they arrived. Not sure if anything more ever came of that.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
something something coup?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Just dumb rumors. I wouldn't give it a moment's attention.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grand Fromage posted:

Just dumb rumors. I wouldn't give it a moment's attention.

Yeah it’s from Nepal Connections….and no one else.

That said Xi getting couped would be a nice start to the weekend. lol

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/davidlarter/status/1573418206609698816?s=46&t=KXP8ndWdICj7epnVM3A4ww

I agree it would be the most hilarious Friday dump in history, but also wishful thinking. Also the flights are normal and only remotely visual evidence is from…Jennifer Zheng and umm yeah no.

Marshal Prolapse fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Sep 23, 2022

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
This has the same vibe as:

quote:

A shackled Hillary Clinton was removed from a fortified holding cell in south Florida and flown directly to Guantanamo Bay aboard a Marine CH-53 Sea Stallion helicopter, Real Raw News can now report.

The prisoner transfer came only days after Trump and Rear Adm. Hugh W. Howard, commander of Naval Special Warfare Command, greenlit a predawn raid on Clinton’s Chappaqua, NY, estate, resulting in her arrest.

Early Friday morning, a Marine escort brought a bound and gagged Clinton to Rybovich Heliport in West Palm Beach, FL., where the CH-53 sat ready to ferry her to GITMO. The flight lifted off at 4:45 a.m. and landed in Cuba an hour later, according to a Trump source familiar with the incident.

He said Clinton was uncooperative and had to be sedated for the trip.

Asked if Trump personally interrogated her prior to the flight, our source said the following:

“He did not. Trump doesn’t want to be within sight of her. Also, he’s letting the military handle everything. He knows his bias might skew a verdict, and he’s totally confident the evidence is compelling enough to secure a conviction. Whatever scant years Clinton has left will be spent in a dark cell, if she doesn’t face a firing squad.”

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


lmao

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Die in Guitmo Killary and Biden's Son!

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

Hearing reports that Xi Jinping had information that will lead to the arrest of Hilary Clinton

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
I can Xi clearly now, Jinping is gone.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pretty much.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
PRC Seth Abramson / Louise Mensch would be hilarious for all the reasons the genuine articles weren't.

Lord Awkward
Feb 16, 2012

Mozi posted:

I can Xi clearly now, Jinping is gone.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


tankie twitter fuckin weird

https://twitter.com/hum_dunkin/status/1573795923024543747?s=46&t=6eHmzbS74yhGVo61i3Cvng

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Tankies are just palette swapped Trump supporters. Real 'big strong daddy please hurt my enemies' energy.

Same as the Christian Right and the Taliban.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Mozi posted:

I can Xi clearly now, Jinping is gone.
omg

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Megillah Gorilla posted:

Tankies are just palette swapped Trump supporters. Real 'big strong daddy please hurt my enemies' energy.

Same as the Christian Right and the Taliban.

ideological dogma does a number on folks

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Mozi posted:

I can Xi clearly now, Jinping is gone.

Kchama
Jul 25, 2007

Mozi posted:

I can Xi clearly now, Jinping is gone.

Might not beat the current thread title, but is sure giving a drat good try.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
I doubt it. It's just hearsay on Twitter. No real proof.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
yeah should wait until it's actually true :pray:

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
But do u know that tankies do not believe in colonialism?

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


PITY BONER posted:

But do u know that tankies do not believe in colonialism?




thx, gonna inflict this upon a robert evans cult group i'm in

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
do tankies even understand what colonialism was? and the us role in dismantling it?

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin

Ups_rail posted:

do tankies even understand what colonialism was? and the us role in dismantling it?

First question? Only when the west does it. Second? Ehhh I kind of dispute the premise

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

Ups_rail posted:

do tankies even understand what colonialism was? and the us role in dismantling it?

I mean you say that yet Puerto Rico is taxed without representation so perhaps not the best example.
They just wanted to do colonialism, but softer, and did plenty of nasty stuff too,

[This in no way justifies tankie positions]

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

thetoughestbean posted:

First question? Only when the west does it. Second? Ehhh I kind of dispute the premise

I refering more to the economic side of things where the colonly exists to provide raw materials and market access to the mother unit. So you had the English trading with English colonies, french trading with french, dutch with dutch etc. The economic structures was for the most part self contained, after all if you often go to war with your neighbor reliable trade is not really on the table.

You also had these countries raiding each others shipping aka piracy.

After WWII the US used its navy to secure shipping globally for everybody, this allows bigger slower but cheaper shipping and everyone doesnt need to field a navy to protect their shipping. former colonies could specialize their economy and participate in the new global economy.

Thats what I was referring to

now if you wanna throw CIA fuckery, economic manipulation etc under "colonialism" eh

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thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin

Ups_rail posted:

I refering more to the economic side of things where the colonly exists to provide raw materials and market access to the mother unit. So you had the English trading with English colonies, french trading with french, dutch with dutch etc. The economic structures was for the most part self contained, after all if you often go to war with your neighbor reliable trade is not really on the table.

You also had these countries raiding each others shipping aka piracy.

After WWII the US used its navy to secure shipping globally for everybody, this allows bigger slower but cheaper shipping and everyone doesnt need to field a navy to protect their shipping. former colonies could specialize their economy and participate in the new global economy.

Thats what I was referring to

now if you wanna throw CIA fuckery, economic manipulation etc under "colonialism" eh

Lol I was in the middle of writing up a post about how if you mean by “US dominance creating a fundamental paradigm shift that disincentivized actual military control of colonies” I could maybe sort of see it.

Even then that raises the idea of global hegemony having some upsides, which tankies would absolutely agree with*

*so long as it’s “their” side in control of the hegemon

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