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Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Karate Bastard posted:

I am 100% putting this poo poo into an EULA at some point

And you could use it to ban people who use your product from making or posting Twilight Sparkle hentai? Because that would be an example of EULAs having unambiguous good effects on society.

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Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Horses have those goofy flappy prehensile lips and idk why that makes it so funny to me that someone would want to marry and do kisses with one

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



what a chaotic neutral poster.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
so that's how you become the head of a major corporation

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Zemyla posted:

And you could use it to ban people who use your product from making or posting Twilight Sparkle hentai? Because that would be an example of EULAs having unambiguous good effects on society.

That reminds me of how the image viewer ACDSee used to have a EULA that prohibited using it to view porn.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/mightbecursed/status/1572711725715296256

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Ghostlight posted:

what a chaotic neutral poster.

Wait is sleeveless doing an expose on himself?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

IDGI

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

bet you've never even luigi ziti'd

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Isn't Mario Spaghetti the NASCAR driver?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
who tf's guy mann (:rip: 2007-2021 i guess)

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

SniperWoreConverse posted:

who tf's guy mann (:rip: 2007-2021 i guess)

Sleeveless and of science

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Ghostlight posted:

what a chaotic neutral poster.

that was landerig

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Thank you for reminding me of that scene in Return to Oz. How many millions of children must have been hosed up by that movie?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Frank Frank posted:

Wait is sleeveless doing an expose on himself?

Yeah

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



My Spirit Otter posted:

that was landerig
yeah that was the reference.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth


Sign makes it sound like they're inviting people in and murdering them.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Either that or they're into really amazing orgies, but since the cross is an instrument of killing I wouldn't hold hope of getting laid.

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
Funny that they're calling it free, while also demanding 10% of your income.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

By popular demand posted:

Either that or they're into really amazing orgies, but since the cross is an instrument of killing I wouldn't hold hope of getting laid.

don't google "bdsm crucifixion"

AvesPKS
Sep 26, 2004

I don't dance unless I'm totally wasted.

Master Twig posted:

Funny that they're calling it free, while also demanding 10% of your income.

What really did it for me was listening to a pastor once, describing a conversation he'd had with a member about tithing. The member was asking whether to tithe 10% of his gross income or net income, and the pastor responded, "Well, do you want a net blessing or a gross blessing?". It's like he didn't read the Bible at all!

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

AvesPKS posted:

What really did it for me was listening to a pastor once, describing a conversation he'd had with a member about tithing. The member was asking whether to tithe 10% of his gross income or net income, and the pastor responded, "Well, do you want a net blessing or a gross blessing?". It's like he didn't read the Bible at all!

Pictured, the average american christian:

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008


Man, automation really hitting the dick-sucking factory hard, huh. Thoughts And Prayers to all our goons there

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

"For honesty I'm going to read the most offensive posts in which I owned a bunch of goons and made them mad irl"

https://twitter.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1572733229433753600?t=Ffqk7nJqgqtw5e0qm1V_YA&s=19

Oscar Wild fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Sep 22, 2022

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth


Putting a "sofa" like this in your house is pure insanity.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Yaldabaoth posted:



Putting a "sofa" like this in your house is pure insanity.

It's very clearly a swinger gently caress-pavillion. Small wet bar, a counter for some finger foods and chip 'n dip, and a big ol couch where people are all loving on. Also plenty of windows to show off and titillate the exhibitionists present.

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
I'd buy that couch. Not for that price. What's it upholstered with, manatee skin?

E: oh poo poo it's for the house isn't it...what's it upholstered with, whale skin?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
your mama's so fat that when she sits around the house... well, she's not technically sitting around the house, but she does have a big couch

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
i'd absolutely love to have a place and a couch like that to watch movies in with my besties

maybe we'd also all gently caress on the couch, who knows

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

The real curse is just taking whatever pictures you find on Reddit and posting it here, multiple times a day, imo.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




satanic splash-back posted:

The real curse is just taking whatever pictures you find on Reddit and posting it here, multiple times a day, imo.

Are you ever gonna contribute or just whine about others posting images ...?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Are you ever gonna contribute or just whine about others posting images ...?

Sorry all my content is taken by other people posting the images I find on Reddit.

I just like looking at cursed images and It shouldn't be a crime to say I want some cursed images not popular-on-reddit reposts.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Here, have a picture that's not from Reddit:



I love how it looks like it was created by Google deep dream even though it's 100% hand painted.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

plumber'd her pasta, for sure.
..right?

mario'd her spaghetti tower

i don't understand :(





:nws::nws:

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Sep 23, 2022

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/DCPoliceDept/status/1572027646573268992

For the full curse, click through and read the replies.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

trapped mouse posted:

https://twitter.com/DCPoliceDept/status/1572027646573268992

For the full curse, click through and read the replies.

Wow wtf

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I’m sure the murderer will be brought to justice and serve the full sentence normally given to someone who kills a cop

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Proof that cops are just absolutely incapable of not killing dogs

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Yaldabaoth posted:



Putting a "sofa" like this in your house is pure insanity.

Thats a sodomizing couch. Look at all the balloon knots.

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