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xzoelvatress divinity octquita blaque chandeliere bruclin finest baboonie xian, and if this mf is pronounced "christian" im going to poo poo
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Just walked past a sign advertising the services of Prue Storey. Sounds like True Story. DemonDarkhorse posted:xzoelvatress divinity In my head, this somehow becomes "It's Zoe, the waitress" in a bad attempt at an ambiguous eastern european accent.
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local news reporter tajma hall. saw her on the news this morning and yelled "come the gently caress on" at 6am. https://www.cbs58.com/bios/tajma-hall
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We've got a bed & breakfast. Had a booking the other day from a guy named 'Adolph'. I mean, it's probably a family name or something, but still, the temptation to say 'As in Hitler?' was enormous. Like three days later, I poo poo you not, we got a booking from a guy called Mr Heil.
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DemonDarkhorse posted:xian, and if this mf is pronounced "christian" im going to poo poo
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Pierre D'Assy sings "Pif, Paf, Pouf"
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 And because of college ball NIL rules, he's got a merch line!  And here I thought nothing could beat 'Bumper Pool' as a college football name... E: my brother and I were chatting, and he sent me this screenshot.  Most of these are nicknames, but two of them (aside from Booty) are their actual names. LadyPictureShow has a new favorite as of 19:14 on Aug 20, 2022 |
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Met a man with the middle name Joy today.
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Samovar posted:Edit, nope, I should have checked the facts before posting anything. I'm an idiot. This is the strangest name yet posted ITT.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:This is the strangest name yet posted ITT. I foolishly thought Wallace was unisex, not realizing the person who married one of the Queen of UKs predecessor spelled their name Wallis. Although both do seem to have the same etymological origin.
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I have a patient with the first and last name Tudor Rose.
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I recently got my hair cut by a woman named Roygena. Naturally, her father was named Roy.
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Two from today's driver roster: Chatman R Chatman and a Jayson Cailyb *last name*. His last name, incidentally, also has a Y in it
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Lady Disdain posted:I have a patient with the first and last name Tudor Rose. What are they called as a nickname???
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Astrofig posted:What are they called as a nickname??? Coupe.
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Our driver roster yesterday included a Delphanae and an Artimus, and today we're delivering to an Elvis Pleasant.
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Encountered a Faker yesterday. I'm sure it's a perfectly fine name in whichever country he's originally from, though.
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Clement von Franckenstein
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I have the winner everyone. We can close the thread.
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"Innocent", which is ironic considering he was arrested for DUI.
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An Israeli girl called Bar-Gal. e: She's still only in nursery school, so I can't say for at least another decade whether or not the name fits.
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This is my first time running into the Cambodian name Meth, but boy did it stick out between the Mendoza's and the Meza's while I was filing. Also ran into first name Limber, which is also not something I see every day.
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Some guy with the last name Crapo is running for senator or something here in Idaho, I dunno. https://www.crapo.senate.gov/
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PureRok posted:Some guy with the last name Crapo is running for senator or something here in Idaho, I dunno. I remembered hearing about a person who ran for a student body with the surname Bastard, who's campaign slogan was 'the only Bastard worth voting for'. I'm amazed they didn't become prime minister with that.
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I worked for a few years in a rural pharmacy and I saw some things. my favorite of all time was the family who belonged some sort of weird Christian sect. they around 10 children. the boys all got to choose their own legal names when they were iirc 5 years old. so one of them was named GI Joe and one was named Clark Kent. the girls meanwhile had to settle for being named after celestial bodies, most of them planets (though there was a Comet). Uranus went by Ranie and later worked at the same pharmacy.
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Had a 4 year old I teach tell me all about her baby brother, Doi. Found out months later his name is Roi but it sounds exactly the same in Japanese so
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Saw a billboard today for someone called Jakeb. Google says he's not the only one.
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Nick Cannon is back on his bullshit with his two new babies: Rise Messiah and Onxy Ice Cole.
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Really he should have called his children nick howitzer and nick mortar.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Nick Cannon is back on his bullshit with his two new babies: Rise Messiah and Onxy Ice Cole. Is Onxy your typo or his ?
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OwlFancier posted:Really he should have called his children nick howitzer and nick mortar. Wikipedia says one of his kids is named “Legendary Love Cannon” 
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Nick Cannon is back on his bullshit with his two new babies: Rise Messiah and Onxy Ice Cole. you say this like he was ever off his bullshit
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I had no idea who this man is, so I googled. He has 11 children with half a dozen different women, and they all have these stupid bullshit names ? Does he choose partners based on how accepting they are of stupid bullshit names ? 
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Lady Disdain posted:Is Onxy your typo or his ? mine
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more drugstore names: at one point the only other people in the store besides me were Vassar, Nula, and Twrondra
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Newest Nick Cannon baby: Beautiful Zeppelin Cannon. He's having another in December too.
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