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muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

My local grocery store does take and bake calzones which are pretty good. Yesterday I had a BBQ chicken one that was tasty but they put a lot of loving red onions in it.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 04:40

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# ? May 26, 2024 22:48

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

This arrived at my door about 15 minutes ago. Thin crust with alfredo, chicken, and spinach. Also jalapeno poppers :yum:

Standard southeast WI affair.

edit: you'll notice it is hard to discern the cut of the center pieces. That's because the cheese spilled over and reconnected them. It's wonderful.

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Sep 23, 2022

# ? Sep 23, 2022 06:08

EconDad: Jul 20, 2013; you talkin' to me Sheriff?

oh... I thought you was talkin' to me.

THOSE DAMN ENCHILADAS

Pennywise the Frown posted:

This arrived at my door about 15 minutes ago. Thin crust with alfredo, chicken, and spinach. Also jalapeno poppers

Standard southeast WI affair.

edit: you'll notice it is hard to discern the cut of the center pieces. That's because the cheese spilled over and reconnected them. It's wonderful.

This pizza looks incredible. Reminds me of something from my hometown (also from Midwest).

# ? Sep 23, 2022 06:13

Justin Credible: Aug 27, 2003; happy cat

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

Just drop some cheddar on a plate and microwave it until it's melted, then scrape it off the plate with your fingers and eat it.

That was my favourite snack as a kid

Let me spin thee a short tale -

Myself and another friend were visiting a good friend of ours out-of-state, and his mom was in 'no carb' mode for various reasons. So, right taking us to the train station for our return trip, she gets a paper plate, covers it in sharp rear end cheddar, then microwaves it. Not till it was melted, but until it was crunchy, like when you overdo microwave nachos. Now there is a disc of peanut-brittle textured overcooked sharp cheddar and she is eating it during the drive. Now, she was a trucker for a living so very used to climate control during drives - beautiful day out, windows rolled up, AC going.

I recall looking at my friend in the backseat, him looking visibly ill, and rolls down the window a little bit just to try and get some air. He recalls right after he did it, meeting my friend's mom's eyes in the rearview mirror, that darted up to meet his almost as soon as he rolled it down. He sighed, took one breath of slightly fresh air and rolled it back up.

At least she didn't call it a cheese pizza.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 06:25

His Divine Shadow: Aug 7, 2000; I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

dr_rat posted:

Yep,
Garlic sauce, hot sauce, bbq sauce, kebab meat, chips, and cheese, just all thrown into a box.

A fine 2.00am Saturday night mess of a meal.

Lol at the many forks, touch my kebab and die.

Anyway my last kebab. Afraid I think the quality of kebab meat has gone downhill in Finland, atleast in my region. Like it's all became more samey and alike in taste & texture, used to be more variation before depending on where you went. Some kind of kebab-cartel?

My son ordered a pizza so it fits here, has gotten expensive too, 10� nowadays.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 08:08

His Divine Shadow: Aug 7, 2000; I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Scratch Monkey posted:

I just wish more people knew of the joys of malt vinegar on fries

I bought some, had to buy it online because it 100% does not exist in stores here. I mena it was OK but I wasn't blown away. I then learned the real stuff that tastes like what you get from from a vendor is the fake stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=642x2Y3Zla0

So I should try that.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 08:18

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

�10 for a pizza �expensive� lmao
A 14� in Ireland can get up to �30 these days.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 08:50

His Divine Shadow: Aug 7, 2000; I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Well it used to be 8� and 10 years ago I remember it was 6�

E: It's incredible though, if a pizza cost 30� here, I would simply stop buying pizzas forever... That's far beyond my pain treshold.

His Divine Shadow fucked around with this message at 09:37 on Sep 23, 2022

# ? Sep 23, 2022 09:01

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

Domino's Japan is pretty good, and you can almost always get a like 40-50% coupon, because the base price of a large pepperoni is like (depending on exchange rates) $24 so you'd be dumb not to use one.

But look at this:

I mean, I would, but my god. Think of the cholesterol.

The large size of this (pictured above) is $42.

cum cups

edit: just so it's clear, that isn't a regular pepperoni pizza - that's a specialty pizza where they specifically melt cheese into the pepperoni cups.

Toxic Mental fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Sep 23, 2022

# ? Sep 23, 2022 09:09

itry: Aug 23, 2019

Toxic Mental posted:

That's too much. Is there sausage in the crust or something?

# ? Sep 23, 2022 10:08

Barudak: May 7, 2007

The above pizza is called, hilariously, the Cheese Fantasy American. Im debating ordering one tonight because its 1,500 yen to pickup. I might get the Cheese Fantasy Dominos Deluxe instead though.

To be honest the gross Japan pizzas to me are the mayo soaked limited time ones and their seafood specials which all taste horrible cause seafood and dominos supply chain do not mix well at all

Edit: The edges are gouda and cheddar cheese. I prefer the sesame garlic crust, but why not try a new thing

Barudak fucked around with this message at 10:17 on Sep 23, 2022

# ? Sep 23, 2022 10:15

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

Japan CAN make normal-rear end regular pizzas, but my god you'd think they absolutely hate doing it

I think it's because in Japan, pizza is generally seen as kind of a "couple times a year maybe" home party food for when you have your platonic friends over so people splurge and pay $42 to try random weird poo poo instead of humdrum pepperoni pizzas. In the States we eat that poo poo every week so it's better and cheaper to just get a $10 pepperoni from Domino's or whatever.

Like, they aren't the WORST poo poo ever, but man I just don't get why anyone would want this over something cheaper and simpler

Rice Cake, Corn, Pork Sausage, Sliced Asparagus, Korean Seaweed Flakes, Spicy Cod Roe Mayonnaise Sauce

(pork sausage means sliced hot dogs btw)

# ? Sep 23, 2022 10:29

Barudak: May 7, 2007

They make perfectly fine and normal pizzas, in some places. Pizza-La is basically totinos pizzas and dominos new yorker collection is a genuinely pretty good new york style large flat pizza and then you have all the knock off italian style pizzas that are perfectly fine.

The issue is when Japan's promo culture slams into the pizza world and handcuffs it to "'make a charbroiled fat and cream cheese pizza"

Barudak fucked around with this message at 12:04 on Sep 23, 2022

# ? Sep 23, 2022 11:59

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Yeah some of those Japanese Pizza's sound like the $2000 hamburgs or whatever. Where it is more about sounding expensive and interesting, than actually tasting good.

I always like how those stupidly expensive meals always have truffles, caviar, not matter if it makes sense to or not, as you know easy way to up the price, and always gold flakes, as non reactive metal so literally taste of nothing while costing a bunch.

Like having said that, some would 100% some of the those weird load everything on, experimental pizzas, if offered a slice, cos, you know, only live once. Most of them seem like they would actually be pretty good. Although yeah some of them pretty sure would be full after two slices anyway.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 12:47

CLAM DOWN: Feb 13, 2007

His Divine Shadow posted:

Lol at the many forks, touch my kebab and die.

Anyway my last kebab. Afraid I think the quality of kebab meat has gone downhill in Finland, atleast in my region. Like it's all became more samey and alike in taste & texture, used to be more variation before depending on where you went. Some kind of kebab-cartel?

My son ordered a pizza so it fits here, has gotten expensive too, 10� nowadays.

I would demolish both of those.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 16:46

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Toxic Mental posted:

that's a specialty pizza where they specifically melt cheese into the pepperoni cups.

Sometimes an idea comes along and you have to respect it regardless of whether it's great or terrible, simply because it's something you could never possibly have conceived of on your own

# ? Sep 23, 2022 16:53