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“I will destroy their minds and burn their bodies.”
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snip-snop… ON the tip-top?
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ritualized carcinization https://twitter.com/cnestus/status/1573049176086441984
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I've got  on 
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crebs
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https://youtube.com/shorts/tph-UT3Xjy8 Not touching the snip snop but still getting the tip top 
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“… I pinch.” - a crab
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Snopito, ergo sum
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look at the snoppy welcome I got at my local supermarket tosay  
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Crab trading cards? I want a holofoil japanese spider crab
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https://twitter.com/AAAAAWTFAAAAA/status/1573513706687848448
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Finally, let's get this party started! 
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I like the guy in the chair who's just looking at his friend like, yeah, camping crabs, what did you expect?
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We had a ton of tidal zone animals broadcast spawn at work tonight, including this pair of sharpnose crabs. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588545896770306058/1023470456608665610/20220924_2231333.mp4 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588545896770306058/1023470748259594270/20220924_2234452.mp4
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awesome
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Crabception
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crabᶜʳᵃᵇ
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crab!
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Coxswain Balls posted:crab! !crab
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Slaan posted:Crab2 hypercrab
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Slaan posted:Crab2 Ror posted:hypercrab 
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live in the snip snop, protect the tip top
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Powerful Katrinka posted:I like the guy in the chair who's just looking at his friend like, yeah, camping crabs, what did you expect? Yeah, those crabs are there to steal the folding chairs. And all cell phones including the one taking the picture. Arson crabs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7sU6JTYLEA Bored fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Sep 27, 2022 |
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The crab is hilarious, but the people scolding it like a dog and asking it where it dropped the cigar is absolutely priceless
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Lol I missed that, crab crimes never get old
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It's not a crime if the crab does it 
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Sniplomatic Immunity
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Crabs invading homes, hiding lit cigars
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Powerful Katrinka posted:The crab is hilarious, but the people scolding it like a dog and asking it where it dropped the cigar is absolutely priceless It really feels like they know this crab and it probably has a name. Like Brad. Just give the cigar back, Brad. Awww man.
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Crustacean party!    
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https://twitter.com/KomsunMumdang/status/1575712614138937344?t=HZ7f07HQDRzCnuSTePtHGA&s=19 Spooky ghost crustaceans for spooky ghost season
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After rubbing the shell a crab genie appears offering you three wishes. "I want to touch the tip to-" No.
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Slaan posted:https://twitter.com/KomsunMumdang/status/1575712614138937344?t=HZ7f07HQDRzCnuSTePtHGA&s=19 
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Why, that-there is Lucky Crab. After calamity hits an area, the Celestial Bureaucracy sends out an army of Lucky Crabs to take up the place of the kitchen god in all households to report back directly to the Bureaucracy about all the good deeds you have done. Lucky Crab reports are sent back on a weekly basis as opposed to the annual basis, as reported by kitchen gods, so that the Bureaucracy may grant rewards more immediately and frequently to those who experience more turmoil due to calamitous acts of nature. Lucky Crabs also come with the benefit of not being forced to reside in a kitchen, since the kitchen may have been destroyed.
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