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Hubbert posted:that would be terrible and I would be extremely triggered!
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Sep 24, 2022 05:36
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Stereotype posted:i feel like people really don't respect how little atmosphere there is. the total mass of air on earth is within an order of magnitude of the total mass of ocean. the rock of the earth itself is one million times more massive. there's an estimate i saw that the total amount of fossil fuels in the upper crust is five times more than the mass of the ocean and atmosphere combined. like, lmao, lol Whoever created this planet was doing some sort of Saw experiment on the "intelligent" inhabitants
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Sep 24, 2022 05:50
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Cup Runneth Over posted:I was really growing fond of the gimmick One really doesn’t realize what they have until it is gone, huh.
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Sep 24, 2022 05:51
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Mola Yam posted:do you feel in charge
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Sep 24, 2022 05:56
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icantfindaname posted:Whoever created this planet was doing some sort of Saw experiment on the "intelligent" inhabitants *arf rides in on a tiny tricycle* "i want to make you cringe"
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Sep 24, 2022 06:28
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"we're all cringe down here"
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Sep 24, 2022 06:37
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Hello, Homo sapiens. You've proven your ability to adapt to anything other species can throw at you. You're quickly rising to the top of the food chain... on an evolutionary timescale, of course. They say that evolution is the survival of the fittest, so you must really want to survive. Now I want to play a game, where we'll find out just how much you want to live, when what you need to adapt to... is coming from your own species.
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Sep 24, 2022 07:31
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Sometimes I wonder if the alien intelligence in blindsight achieved zen and that's the way out.
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Sep 24, 2022 08:26
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Erghh posted:update/satellite views of pakistan flooding i gotta say it's pretty amazing that we've had a historic biblical flood affecting like 30 million people and it barely makes a blip in the west. if i didnt read cspam i wouldnt even know it happened
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Sep 24, 2022 08:27
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lol Jeffery reads this thread
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Sep 24, 2022 08:29
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Stereotype posted:lol Jeffery reads this thread folks? weve found the source of all the cringe
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Sep 24, 2022 08:51
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of all the threads in all the subforums, he had to walk into this one
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Sep 24, 2022 08:54
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Stereotype posted:i feel like people really don't respect how little atmosphere there is. Notorious good boy Carl Sagan described it as a coat of varnish over a snooker ball or something along those lines whatever it's extremely thin and we shouldn't fill it up with farts & poison ah too late I see oh well
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Sep 24, 2022 09:05
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Trabisnikof posted:One really doesn’t realize what they have until it is gone, huh. We really had everything, didn't we?
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Sep 24, 2022 10:15
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Oh so we're on the Spaceballs timeline.
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Sep 24, 2022 10:52
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Stereotype posted:i feel like people really don't respect how little atmosphere there is. the total mass of air on earth is within an order of magnitude of the total mass of ocean. the rock of the earth itself is one million times more massive. there's an estimate i saw that the total amount of fossil fuels in the upper crust is five times more than the mass of the ocean and atmosphere combined. like, lmao, lol ya air isnt very dense like no kidding that the ocean or rocks weigh more than air, i thought this obvious?
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Sep 24, 2022 11:29
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The mass of the ocean is at minimum several orders of magnitude greater than the mass of the atmosphere, wtf
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Sep 24, 2022 11:49
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is that methane bubble popping the cause for the 2025 extinction prediction, or is that something new? how would an extinction event like that look like in 3 years? everyone just peacefully drifting off to sleep?
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Sep 24, 2022 12:13
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toggle posted:is that methane bubble popping the cause for the 2025 extinction prediction, or is that something new? Temps leap upwards as the atmosphere turns into a blanket, burnination of all the trees, no more food crops
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Sep 24, 2022 13:07
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Barnum Brown Shoes posted:Kind of we should also be using the last of the petroleum to ship all of the remaining topsoil to places where the permafrost is melting
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Sep 24, 2022 14:20
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but shouldn't we be building underground housing?
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Car Hater posted:Temps leap upwards as the atmosphere turns into a blanket, burnination of all the trees, no more food crops yeah but i bought 2,000 years worth of those macaroni buckets so if you jerks are claiming some famine is going to extinct humanity mayhaps you need to stop being so hyperbolic, huh?
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Sep 24, 2022 14:32
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Mameluke posted:pedojacketed what the gently caress is this. no way i'm searching it
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Sep 24, 2022 14:38
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before the settlers came, the herds of arfjason posts were hundreds strong. they would blanket entire pages and the cringe was strong enough to block out the light of sun. now there are just a few survivors hanging on in zoos and cringe preserves
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Sep 24, 2022 14:44
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Tungsten posted:before the settlers came, the herds of arfjason posts were hundreds strong. they would blanket entire pages and the cringe was strong enough to block out the light of sun. now there are just a few survivors hanging on in zoos and cringe preserves Jubbly Christmas! 
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Sep 24, 2022 14:47
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it used to be that the cringe posts would jump into the thread by the hundreds without us even having to try now we have large dead zones with no cringe posts at all and have to work for weeks to get even a single one
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Sep 24, 2022 14:52
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atlantic canada is getting it's poo poo kicked in right now by fiona. worst storms they've ever experienced in living memory. weird how these things keep getting worst and more frequent vOv
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Sep 24, 2022 15:00
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I thought Canada was supposed to be a climate change winner???
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Sep 24, 2022 15:01
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biceps crimes posted:I thought Canada was supposed to be a climate change winner??? i mean compared to a lot of places sure, but 2021 really hosed us up (particularly BC where we had a lot of deaths and highways destroyed) and 2022 hasn't gone so well either. droughts, wildfires, landslides, storm surges, heat domes, etc etc ie we're not winners we're just not losing as hard
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Sep 24, 2022 15:27
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Xaris posted:i gotta say it's pretty amazing that we've had a historic biblical flood affecting like 30 million people and it barely makes a blip in the west. if i didnt read cspam i wouldnt even know it happened yeah, it's like that post in the op quote:The news is full of stories of weather destroying other parts of the world like Mozambique and Puerto Rico, and conflicts breaking out in areas hit by drought, famine, and disease. It's also full of stories about migrants trying to come to the developed world. It never mentions that the two things are connected, and never explores the fact that the migrants are moving because they can no longer live in their homes and even it manages to be kinda overly optimistic about reporting and such anyway the real 'fun' of biosphere collapse was always going to be the migration part. the developed world responds so well to that.
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Sep 24, 2022 15:30
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biceps crimes posted:I thought Canada was supposed to be a climate change winner??? the general rule everyone acts on in claiming poo poo like that is that being closer to the poles means you'll be cooler so the tropical belt expanding and roasting the southern united states means that when the northern latitudes are roasted they'll be comparatively cooler and more mild these places still exist on this planet though so Canada is now experiencing weather that in the past was restricted to warmer, lower latitudes Canada is still hosed just in less ways than Phoenix or Florida. "Climate Proof Duluth" still has to eat food grown elsewhere. There aren't winners there are just worse stages of losers. Rectal Death Adept has issued a correction as of 16:01 on Sep 24, 2022 |
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Sep 24, 2022 15:59
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Xaris posted:i gotta say it's pretty amazing that we've had a historic biblical flood affecting like 30 million people and it barely makes a blip in the west. if i didnt read cspam i wouldnt even know it happened I sent this article to someone and they unironically responded with "it can't be that bad or we'd be hearing about it more."
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Sep 24, 2022 17:42
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Paradoxish posted:I sent this article to someone and they unironically responded with "it can't be that bad or we'd be hearing about it more."
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Sep 24, 2022 17:43
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Paradoxish posted:I sent this article to someone and they unironically responded with "it can't be that bad or we'd be hearing about it more." yeah duh
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Sep 24, 2022 17:46
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Paradoxish posted:I sent this article to someone and they unironically responded with "it can't be that bad or we'd be hearing about it more." drat media has been doing a good job burying as usual.
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Sep 24, 2022 17:47
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I am going to move to the most climate safe town in North America and I should be just fine unless 40 million people with guns from the Southwest have the same idea
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Sep 24, 2022 17:48
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biceps crimes posted:I thought Canada was supposed to be a climate change winner??? Cold on a Cob posted:i mean compared to a lot of places sure, but 2021 really hosed us up (particularly BC where we had a lot of deaths and highways destroyed) and 2022 hasn't gone so well either. droughts, wildfires, landslides, storm surges, heat domes, etc etc I think everyone living in BC was thinking the same thing, right up until the 2021 heat dome and atmospheric river events.
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Sep 24, 2022 17:50
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I can't take this anymore. I'm going to Pakistan to stop the cringe.
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Sep 24, 2022 17:50
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i feel like pakistan floods have received wide media coverage, at least on nyt and wapo. i dont watch TV though so maybe that's what they were talking about
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Sep 24, 2022 17:53
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also https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1573052522717220870
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Sep 24, 2022 17:55
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Thorn Wishes Talon posted:i feel like pakistan floods have received wide media coverage, at least on nyt and wapo. i dont watch TV though so maybe that's what they were talking about Compare the coverage to something like the Russian invasion of Ukraine and I think you'll understand people's expectations better. I think a lot of people are accustomed to the idea that anything that doesn't receive 24/7 news coverage isn't a big deal.
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Sep 24, 2022 17:55
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