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Tell me your boyfriend isn't your boyfriend without etc. ect.quote:My (F22) boyfriend of 3 years (M22) bailed on the trip I had planned for us 3 days before we were supposed to go
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Mx. posted:I just found 4 boxes of Lean Cusine microwavable dinners in my girlfriend’s outside trash bin. Two were from our dinner tonight, and two from Thursday dinner. Chicken parmesan and Chang’s Szechuan chicken. Two of my favorite meals that she “ cooks” for our date nights. Bro didn't want to know, the boxes are just evidence he can't ignore. -Cleanup is a pot/pan and some "stirring sitcks" - just the vegetable prep for szechuan chicken would take a pile of stuff, and the chicken parmesan needs dredging/breading. GF may be the cleanest cook in the world, there's still going to be a pile of dishes to deal with. -GF made a relatively involved meal, but only two portions of it? People just don't really cook like that (unless everything is already prepped in bulk in the kitchen). -He already mentions it, but what kind of garbage palate can't distinguish between frozen and home made food?
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 14:40 |
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I'll give him a pass on not knowing it was frozen food. If you can't cook as a young 20's-something then probably every meal you've sorted as an adult (ie, not going back home) was made professionally and so it'll be all they know. I've personally had the inverse problem; everyone I know cooks, and so when I was at a friend's place and they offered to reheat some shepherd's pie for me I just assumed it was homemade, and made a compliment when I saw how neat it was on the plate. Got laughed at.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 14:53 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:-He already mentions it, but what kind of garbage palate can't distinguish between frozen and home made food? Yeah, that one's wild. I could see maaaybe being fooled by a big oven baked lasagna or something, if you never had much homemade food, but even higher end frozen Chinese food is gonna be obvious. And Lean Cuisine in particular shoots for (and sometimes hits) "edible", so I don't know how anyone could not instantly realize that.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 14:59 |
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I'm chalking it up to being smitten and that overriding taste buds
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 15:11 |
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The apple tree person is going around posting in other places too: legaladvice: My dad cut down a apple tree on my rental property. I need advice on the next steps. And my favorite marijuanaenthusiasts: Help my dad cut down my husbands aunts apple tree
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 15:27 |
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Maybe the dude just really enjoys eating rear end and so the Lean Cuisine dinners tasted good to him.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 15:29 |
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AITA for refusing to let my sister's boyfriend have the password to her safe while she's away?quote:I f22 am currently staying with my eldest sister (Natalie) f32 and her boyfriend (Micah) m36 as I finish my semester in college. mikey here might not be the dumbest thief in the world, but he's def in the high scores list. OP did him a favor by ending his dumb loving plan right there
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 15:33 |
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Involuntary Sparkle posted:The apple tree person is going around posting in other places too: lol i like the phrasing on the second one, there. did a lot of stoners think they were gonna help cut down a tree?
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 15:35 |
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Foo Diddley posted:lol i like the phrasing on the second one, there. did a lot of stoners think they were gonna help cut down a tree? It's a subreddit for tree enthusiasts, because r/trees is used by stoners to talk about stoner poo poo.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 15:38 |
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killer crane posted:It's a subreddit for tree enthusiasts, because r/trees is used by stoners to talk about stoner poo poo. lmao that's hilarious
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 15:40 |
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for refusing to let my sister's boyfriend have the password to her safe while she's away? quote:I suggested he wait for Natalie to come home but he got more upset and said that she's already refused to let him take a look. Lol, we've got a real crime genius here He feels like a good counterpart to that OP who just gave away their sibling's expensive stuff to the ex, no questions asked.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 15:41 |
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AITA for essentially telling my husband that the apparent “meaningful” name he was/is insisting on for our unborn son is utterly unfit?quote:My (27F) husband (29M), Mark, and I our expecting our first child, whom we have been planning on naming ‘Zachary’ for the short duration of our IUI journey. The name is rather meaningful to Mark, as it was/is his deceased grandfather’s middle name. I, on the other hand, just happen to rather enjoy the sound of it. I also happen to favor how common it is, as I can acknowledge because my brother-in-law’s son (12M), Caleb’s, classes are filled to the brim with children named ‘Greenlee’ and ‘Atticus’, according to his wife. I mean dad even said that name or nothing, so name the kid Nothing? AITA for “humiliating” my stepsister in front of her future in-laws? quote:My stepsister was supposed to get married in December and as part of the pre-wedding celebration her in-laws invited us on a trip with their extended family. My dad is a good friend of her fiancé’s uncle and I’m close to his daughter so I was excited about the trip. I mean maybe the OP's best behavior is being drunk? Cowslips Warren fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Sep 25, 2022 |
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Just stomping off to my own room because I'm mad at my wife
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 15:52 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Just stomping off to my own room because I'm mad at my wife he must be pretty excited that there's going to be another toddler in the family
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 15:56 |
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This, by the way, is the actual, honest answer. This was the link the OP posted.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 16:24 |
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Trust me, the spoiler is worth it. Wife (37f) created a fake Facebook account to message herself accusing me (35m) of cheating quote:Pretext: My marriage to my wife is very rocky and fast approaching an end. I have a very close female friend at work(I am the only male at work). We obviously interact at work and we also talk outside of work on snapchat/whatsapp etc but we don't hang out outside of work with exception of staff events. Both my wife and my friends husband don't approve of this friendship. Why did he have an emotional affair with his coworker? quote:
Dudes a veterinarian
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 16:27 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:I feel like any one of us could write a better relationship advice column than any one that exists today, if only newspaper editors weren't so dead set against the phrase "acid vat" How do you think they would feel about "manchild"?
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 16:32 |
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Fatty posted:Trust me, the spoiler is worth it. You mother fucker, lol.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 16:39 |
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Motronic posted:How do you think they would feel about "manchild"? my advice column's called "toss your manchild into the acid vat" and the deal is that i just never write any responses
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 16:40 |
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Fatty posted:Trust me, the spoiler is worth it. Lol. Just lol
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 16:40 |
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Fatty posted:Trust me, the spoiler is worth it. That field actually does have an extremely high suicide rate for many reasons, and the sort of situation he describes here is absolutely one of them. This is not the silly post you might be thinking it is, it's super sad. To call his supportive communication with his coworker friend an emotional affair based on what's in the posts is pretty hosed. Even if he didn't have a creepy, manipulative jackass of a wife, it'd be very important to have someone to talk to about those kinds of work situations who really gets it on a level that only someone actually working in the field would. Related news story link in the spoiler below. https://www.discovermagazine.com/mind/researchers-try-to-understand-high-suicide-rate-among-veterinarians
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 16:48 |
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Foo Diddley posted:he must be pretty excited that there's going to be another toddler in the family The weird thing is that the kid is supposed to be named after a deceased grandfather. Very low odds the grandfather spelled his name that way. Wouldn't it be more reasonable to spell it the way grandpa did?
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 16:53 |
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I don't doubt that veterinarians have it hard. Its just comical to me that I had to go back 3 pages of his comments to find out he was one.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 16:53 |
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Fatty posted:I don't doubt that veterinarians have it hard. Its just comical to me that I had to go back 3 pages of his comments to find out he was one. IDK. I'm still not seeing what's funny over the guy being in a very bad mental state and needing to talk to someone who understands the situation well. Is it funny because the dead patient is an animal? Am I supposed to laugh because it's inherently ridiculous to be that upset at mistakenly causing animal death, or because he called his patient a patient? Something else? Please explain.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:07 |
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Shwoo posted:School banking... Having slept on it, I've come to the lesbian opinion / belief choice that this is biphobic fanfic about evil predatory bisexuals who won't stop sexually harassing innocent cishet womens, in order to garner karma points or whatever people do on reddit. I want to believe, dot jpg.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:16 |
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Yes, animal deaths can be devastating. If you think a medical professional mistakenly killing a pet is anywhere near the same scale as accidentally killing a person, lets just say the legislature sees it very differently. I think its perfectly reasonable to assume he was talking about a human, and be surprised when the lede is so heavily buried.
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killer crane posted:Her dad's a huge prick, and she seems to dumb to function. I wonder how much Dad will care once her husband leaves. I'm 43, thanks.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:21 |
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My headcanon is that his work friend was actually a parrot.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:24 |
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AITA for telling my fiancee that my brother was prettier than her as a woman, and is prettier now as a manquote:I(27M) met my fiancee(26F) five years ago, engaged for 6 months. I love her with all my life. She is kind, attentive to me, we have similar hobbies, awesome bedroom life. It is perfect. She really gets along with my family, especially with my trans brother(23FtM). They became like best friends. All things alligned, so I proposed and she said yes, which was, up to this point, the best day of my life. She took charge of wedding planning, but I still wanted to give my input and do the required work. Her parents wanted to pay for everything and we accepted.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:27 |
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Bro owns
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:29 |
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Fatty posted:Yes, animal deaths can be devastating. If you think a medical professional mistakenly killing a pet is anywhere near the same scale as accidentally killing a person, lets just say the legislature sees it very differently. Even the fact that he is traumatized doesn't matter when you read the comments. He is very much having an emotional(at least) affair with his coworker, which both his wife and his coworker's husband have both picked up on. He and the coworker went as far as swapping apps to keep their partners off the trail so they can keep talking. One of the messages the wife found, taken out of context the guy says, is him telling his coworker that them getting drunk together would be a bad idea. Not sure how else you could take that. He also said in his replies that he would jump on the chance to date the coworker if they were both single, but alas they are both currently married.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:30 |
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fiancee IS ugly, just on the inside
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for telling my fiancee that my brother was prettier than her as a woman, and is prettier now as a man Not at all where my awful brain thought this was going but very happy.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:35 |
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Foo Diddley posted:my advice column's called "toss your manchild into the acid vat" and the deal is that i just never write any responses The tagline is "Taps column title" and gets auto posted after every submission.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:35 |
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cake bunny posted:IDK. I'm still not seeing what's funny over the guy being in a very bad mental state and needing to talk to someone who understands the situation well. Is it funny because the dead patient is an animal? Am I supposed to laugh because it's inherently ridiculous to be that upset at mistakenly causing animal death, or because he called his patient a patient? Something else? Please explain. It's only amusing in the sense that you'd naturally assume he was a people doctor given how he was talking about it, but yeah, I feel super bad and in that situation I'd be traumatized as hell too. Still, he's emotionally cheating but given the way his wife is acting I can't really imagine she's been very supportive through all this either. Kitfox88 fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Sep 25, 2022 |
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Kitfox88 posted:It's only amusing in the sense that you'd naturally assume he was a people doctor given how he was talking about it, but yeah, I feel super bad and in that situation I'd be traumatized as hell too. Still, he's emotionally cheating but given the way his wife is acting I can't really imagine she's been very supportive through all this either. Comments said they have a magically changing age and occupation from their past posts, so you don't need to feel too bad
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Captain Hygiene posted:Comments said they have a magically changing age and occupation from their past posts, so you don't need to feel too bad Oh, phew.
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for essentially telling my husband that the apparent “meaningful” name he was/is insisting on for our unborn son is utterly unfit? Odysseus is definitely a better name than Xaquiri.
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AITA for going topless at a nude beach in front of friends?quote:I was invited to a 3-day vacation with 3 of my girl friends and their husbands plus 2 of the husbands' single guy friends. On the last day we were exploring the city and came upon a beach. It looked nice and fun so we hung out there for a while before stumbling on an adults-only nude section of it. There weren't many people overall but I did see a few other women in the distance without tops on, so I felt it was clear to take mine off as well. It was great! Nobody else joined me though. We all continued to talk and joke in a circle for a while and I thought we were all having a really fun time. Then one of my friends said she felt sick so we left abruptly early, and our conversation on the way back was basically uncomfortably silent with the exception of low talking (that i wasn't part of) and some of the guys goofing around. Reddit is very much leaning toward YTA, for some reason.
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