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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ehud posted:

The box score is incredible



:wow:

I heard them mention the top of possession on Red Zone at one point, but that was like the middle of the 4th

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Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Kudos to the Dolphins for their successful “let Buffalo hit their kill limit and shut down” defense

Bellmaker fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Sep 25, 2022

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Lmao @ whoever rushed in to put their hand over the cam

It's like bleeped swearing, it's even funnier to imagine what came next

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Miami winning this game is a makeup for somehow losing this game years ago

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/200909210mia.htm

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

mcmagic posted:

How do you have 500 total yards and only 1 TO and only score 19 points????

Josh Allen is a check down machine when you blitz him.

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
Maybe someday the Bills can win a close game

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
Can’t believe Morstead mentally recovered from the butt punt.

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

i think the Bills need to figure out how to run the ball. Josh Allen had a million minutes of possession, threw it 63 times and only got 17 points

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
McDaniels leaving the Pats to coach the Raiders is a move that seems to have somehow owned the Pats, the Raiders, McDaniels AND Belichick all at once lol

E: Jesus Christ these typos lol

sean10mm fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Sep 25, 2022

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

josh allen falling forward four times in a row probably gets you 3 yards right

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
https://twitter.com/safid_deen/status/1574138024786624513?s=46&t=TKvFumf7FP50XnH1QPL6uQ

sus

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Yeah no he has a concussion

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

epic bacon posted:

i think the Bills need to figure out how to run the ball. Josh Allen had a million minutes of possession, threw it 63 times and only got 17 points
It sounds like the offense had the old problems of stalling out in the red zone and not being able to run the ball.
At this point, I’m convinced the issues are schematic.
And judging Zach Moss by his measurables instead of his production.
In any case, congratulations Dolfans. Your team wins this round.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

https://twitter.com/JeremyWGR/status/1574134167666917376?s=20&t=8mHc0HXsMOMXSXuACyKeSQ

only minor cope but facts

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022


what happened was that the dawg in him temporarily escaped. they found it in the locker room and put it back in

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
Miami taking out their top three tormentors of the last decade fills me with joy.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

epic bacon posted:

what happened was that the dawg in him temporarily escaped. they found it in the locker room and put it back in

https://twitter.com/alleynezachery/status/1574107094428823552?s=46&t=14EDZmUqhd70OcYJLB_b_w

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

If Buffalo could block the blitz up worth a poo poo they wouldn’t need 10 play drives entirely made up of check downs to do anything and run themselves ragged.

Like you can make the argument that the Dolphins were better conditioned for the heat and that was the difference but that shouldn’t have been a shock for Buffalo either.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


Also they got a complete gift in the safety to win the game with just a field goal and they hosed it up. And like four dropped picks.

Their defense was totally depleted and held up their end of the deal and, like, the MVP favorite short hopped a touchdown. Miami found the 2022 two shell look.

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

https://twitter.com/LeBatardShow/status/1574136315364667392?t=MSC2YtkClqI4rK6pcDJtbA&s=19

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
A short week going into the Miami heat = ouch

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXFc_UZoV8I

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Tua is (very poorly) telling the back lie right now.

LightReaper
May 3, 2007

We didn’t deserve to win

Miami is like the surface of the sun and needs to be sank into the ocean

Both things can be true

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

The Mac Jones stat line has cheered me up

torgeaux
Dec 31, 2004
I serve...
Allen: almost 6.4 yards per attempt.
Tua: more than 10 yards per attempt.

It's just a matter of efficiency for the boy wonder.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

https://twitter.com/fieldyates/status/1574129958607376389?s=46&t=cbdc72KCXwJsUpiXTV79hQ

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZOrPOd5NyU

Mac learned today that it kinda sucks when you gently caress up your ankle.

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

torgeaux posted:

Allen: almost 6.4 yards per attempt.
Tua: more than 10 yards per attempt.

It's just a matter of efficiency for the boy wonder.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF




Just had to put their franchise QB with brain damage back in to get it done!

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1574143211693608961

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Whoops

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


So the Dolphins cheated.

torgeaux
Dec 31, 2004
I serve...

Bellmaker posted:

Just had to put their franchise QB with brain damage back in to get it done!

Back damage. We're being told it was "back damage."

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

fsif posted:

So the Dolphins cheated.

How did he get that concussion pray tell?

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



torgeaux posted:

Back damage. We're being told it was "back damage."

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1574101766681116673

yeah sure :barf:

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

i mean he obviously had a concussion, anyone with eyes knew it

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

that's my braindead QB :911:

torgeaux
Dec 31, 2004
I serve...

CubanMissile posted:

How did he get that concussion pray tell?

How many roughing penalties did the cheating Bills have today?

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/1574143323845148672

Saleh needs to go.

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