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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Thanks for nothing, Tim Bordy.

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Mystic Stylez posted:

No problem, it just means it's time to sign LJ Fort

lemme get a muh fugginn uhhhhh pernell mcphee

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
I really want to know if the independent neurologists the NFL uses promote it like orthopedics do.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Borsche69 posted:

lemme get a muh fugginn uhhhhh pernell mcphee

Jimmy Smith will be a starting outside corner by week 8

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
Let's play a game! Name that young QB by stats through 3 games:



1. 857 yds, 67.9% completion, 8 TD, 1 INT
2. 1014yds, 71.2% completion, 9 TDs, 2 INTs
3. 613 yds, 72% completion, 6 TDs, 2 INTs
4. 749yds, 63.6% completion, 10 TDs, 2 INTs
5. 925yds, 71.3% completion, 8 TDs, 2 INTs
6. 772yds, 69.4% completion, 7 TDs, 1 INT
7. 916yds, 67.4% completion, 4 TDs, 1 INT
8. 784yds, 63.8% completion, 3 TDs, 1 INTs
9. 812yds, 64% completion, 6 TDs, 4 INTs
10. 786yds, 66% completion, 2 TDs, 5 INTs
Bonus 673yds, 65% completion, 3 TDs, 1 INT
Double Bonus 297yds, 51.1% completion, 2 TDs, 4 INTs

1. Mahomes
2. Josh Allen
3. Herbert
4. Lamar Jackson
5. Tua
6. Trevor Lawrence
7. Hurts
8. Kyler Murray
9. Burrow
10. Mac
Bonus Brady
Double Bonus Fields

Relentlessboredomm fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Sep 26, 2022

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Mac before the injury was really playing like poo poo.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Requesting a line from ---Fields---.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Mega64 posted:

Requesting a line from ---Fields---.

updated

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Mac before the injury was really playing like poo poo.

Yeah, but did you see the confidence he had throwing those interceptions. Leader of men so on and so forth.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Mac before the injury was really playing like poo poo.

yea I was real surprised by that one

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

The Atlanta Falcons will not go 0-17

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Even Tom Brady can't beat the clock.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

AndrewP posted:

Jimmy Smith will be a starting outside corner by week 8

oh man lardarius webb coming in would be clutch

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Yeah, but did you see the confidence he had throwing those interceptions. Leader of men so on and so forth.

it was pretty crazy. he was picking apart a toothless defense and then just tossed some insane ducks.

i did like that fruit punch-esque move hamilton threw out, i hope he starts building on his confidence from that

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Borsche69 posted:

oh man lardarius webb coming in would be clutch

Chris McAlister was busy?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Mac in all his deep balls had so little velocity to them. It was concerning because it’s no better than last season. But the high floor low ceiling thing was a risk coming out.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Tbh if Mac Jones is dead the Pats are right up there in contention for a top draft pick. Hell they were before that happened lol.

Thinking about what late stage Bill would do with a high pick is fascinating.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Pats will beat the Jets twice, even with Brian Hoyer.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Docjowles posted:

Tbh if Mac Jones is dead the Pats are right up there in contention for a top draft pick. Hell they were before that happened lol.

Thinking about what late stage Bill would do with a high pick is fascinating.

they have so so much competition for a top pick so lets see

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Docjowles posted:

Tbh if Mac Jones is dead the Pats are right up there in contention for a top draft pick. Hell they were before that happened lol.

Thinking about what late stage Bill would do with a high pick is fascinating.

The fatest defensive tackle.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Several videos floating around Twitter and TikTok of Mac Jones screaming while being carried to the locker room. :smith:

Mr. Mercury
Aug 13, 2021



Docjowles posted:

Tbh if Mac Jones is dead the Pats are right up there in contention for a top draft pick. Hell they were before that happened lol.

Thinking about what late stage Bill would do with a high pick is fascinating.

He would draft the fourth worst DB in the pool even if he had the #1 pick.

He's dogshit at drafting

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Also apparently you have to go down stairs with injured players in Foxboro? Seems like a bad design.

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The fatest defensive tackle.

The last thing the league needs is Bill drafting Jaelon Carter

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Mr. Mercury posted:

He would draft the fourth worst DB in the pool even if he had the #1 pick.

He's dogshit at drafting

By no means do I think he would make a good pick. But it would certainly be interesting.

Mr. Mercury
Aug 13, 2021



Docjowles posted:

By no means do I think he would make a good pick. But it would certainly be interesting.

I'll give you that!

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

wilderthanmild posted:

Also apparently you have to go down stairs with injured players in Foxboro? Seems like a bad design.

You'd think they could at least afford a stretcher or something

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/nfljules/status/1574174395274240001

unreal

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

he had to go down the stairs because he freaked out and hopped around like crazy really fast and was already over there at the stairs. they didn't want to make him hop back onto the playing field so that he could be carted off

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
A bunch of teams seem just incredibly injured for so early in the season

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009


You of all people should know this is historically just an average Chargers injury report

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

The Chargers and Ravens should be allowed to merge rosters every season

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022


agreed, this is unreal. least injured chargers team of all time

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010

Mystic Stylez posted:

The Chargers and Ravens should be allowed to merge rosters every season

lamar and herbie for the most terrifying wildcat offense of all time

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Mystic Stylez posted:

The Chargers and Ravens should be allowed to merge rosters every season
The Los Baltangimore Ravargers?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Mystic Stylez posted:

The Chargers and Ravens should be allowed to merge rosters every season

At least until the Ravens fire the covid guy* and hire Brady's homeopathic doctor or Aaron Rodgers as the new s+c

*not Lamar, the coach

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/charmin/status/1574210359644364800?s=46&t=zIzFNsJaN3KJ6cIlXOCafw

https://twitter.com/channel__10/status/1574210857550356480?s=46&t=zIzFNsJaN3KJ6cIlXOCafw

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


(reluctantly and as sadly as humanly possible) da bears

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i said this in the NFC North thread, but the bears need to back up a truck to sign garoppolo next season. guy grew up here, everything he knows about quarterbacking is from watching lovely rear end bears quarterbacks, i believe he is the only quarterback that can succeed at Bears Quarterbacking by doing as little as humanly possible.

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