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oh yeah, football, it's a game where you carry the ball in your HANDS??? give me a break with these fake sports. it's not a real sport, it's made up
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Hell Yeah posted:oh yeah, football, it's a game where you carry the ball in your HANDS??? give me a break with these fake sports. it's not a real sport, it's made up nicely done goon sire! haha its handegg amirite! all my 5s for you!!!!!!
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 00:02 |
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actually in america we call our hands “feet”
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 00:39 |
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the main point of watching football is cracking your first beer at noon and not stopping until your alarm goes off and you have to go to work
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 00:42 |
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Help me choose a XFL "football team"
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 00:55 |
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You rube, you fool. It's now about who to root for, it's about who to root against. The Browns have spent millions of real Earth dollars to hire a known rapist, and he currently isn't even allowed to play! (because of the rapes) Even the Greenbay Packers, established "friendly good guy" team, has a fervent anti-vaxxer for their QB. Research just about any team and you'll find plenty of reason to root for their demise (both on the field and in Minecraft).
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 01:12 |
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Pick the DETROIT LIONS
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 01:15 |
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Football…how pedestrian. Try watching a real sport like pro Starcraft.
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 01:21 |
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Tampa Bay but only when they wear their creamsicle throwback gear
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 01:21 |
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go birds
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 01:24 |
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Do what I did, watch random games for awhile, then start watching RedZone so you can watch many teams at once, and then end up picking the team geographically closest to you anyway. It's worked for me as my team has been good the past few seasons, though they suck now.
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 01:43 |
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keep in mind if you pick an out of market team ur gonna have to pony up for an nfl package to watch then every week, or find a bar to frequent
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 01:52 |
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Or not be a boob and have the pirating skills of a 6 year old
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 01:54 |
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here's an idea get some solid lime green hats and shirts and take photos of yourself at parties or stadiums throughout the season at the end of the season when the playoffs are over, it will be extremely easy to photoshop the logos and colors of the winning team onto your apparel
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 01:56 |
rain dogs posted:Watch some Lamar Jackson highlights and become a Ravens fan op Lamar to the Lions book it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K68mKnriTo
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Womblemania posted:Pick the DETROIT LIONS Well I mean on thanksgiving yeah, otherwise …….
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Womblemania posted:Pick the DETROIT LIONS No. I like the *holds beer up to mouth* ..Atlanta Falcons. I’m assuming a show actually did that for real? I just know it from the Simpson’s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOYus1BE7jk
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Root for the Darkstar Dragons
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Nuts and Gum posted:No. I like the *holds beer up to mouth* It's because they had to draw it before the championship games determined who went to the superb owl that year. Good thing they did because there was a huge upset of some loser team! Speaking of the Minnesota vikings...be a fan of the vikings..you get to hate the packers and we are only another four or five super bowl losses away from finally winning it all!
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buglord posted:as being a socdem in the US is a constant kick in the dick as it is, and i dont want to be losing on multiple fronts of my life. Sorry, you enjoy being kicked in the dick. You are a Jets fan, embrace it.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Or not be a boob and have the pirating skills of a 6 year old
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 02:49 |
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get a time machine and go to all the baltimore colts games and cheer for johnny u (the greatest football man of all time with the greatest football haircut of all time) also voted 2 because why the hell not
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 02:58 |
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drat nooner just steal your wife's credit card and buy sunday ticket. I promise it's better than playing popup whackamole and reloading every 7 minutes when the stream freezes
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Oyak posted:Sorry, you enjoy being kicked in the dick. You are a Jets fan, embrace it. I don't think that Brooklynites like the Jets, even ironically
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:drat nooner just steal your wife's credit card and buy sunday ticket. I promise it's better than playing popup whackamole and reloading every 7 minutes when the stream freezes Sorry didn't read too busy watching Jimmy G fumble like a dumdum .... for FREE
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 03:16 |
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The Jacksonville Jaguars.
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 03:35 |
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Join the Bills: * Fans travel. You can always find a random Bills fan outside of Buffalo. * The aforementioned Mafia. Our existence is pain, so we like to make others not feel quite so much pain. Like this: https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/30738114/baltimore-ravens-lamar-jackson-shouts-bills-mafia-donating-360000-charity * We are actually kinda good now. Becoming a Packers fan now when you don't have immediate ties to Green Bay/Wisconsin puts you at risk of being tied to Aaron Rodgers and his bullshit, and you don't want to get tainted with that. The fact that we lost 4 straight Super Bowl losses - and not the fact that we went to four straight Super Bowls - forever taints our franchise, so you wouldn't get accused of jumping on a bandwagon like you would if you supported other teams.
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Nooner posted:Sorry didn't read too busy watching Jimmy G fumble like a dumdum .... for FREE ok congrats on pirating a free, over-the-air network broadcast
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 04:12 |
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There will never be an NFL team with a stranger story than the Oorang Indians. Bonus; they haven't lost a game in close to a hundred years.Something I wrote a long time ago posted:I'm going to start the story of the Oorang Indians in the strangest place possible considering who they were and when & where they played. We're going to start in the White House. That Richard M. Nixon had the greatest presidential hard on for football is well known. The man famously told the coach of the Washington Redskins to run a reverse to a wide receiver during a playoff game. As much as Nixon loved football, the man that was President when he was Vice President could always one up him. He played football. He played football against Jim Thorpe.
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 04:24 |
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foot ball
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 04:26 |
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You look like a Raiders fan.
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 04:33 |
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Why do the KC chiefs have to wear McDonald's mustard and ketchup... Was there a deal like 80 years ago it have they always been those colors?
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 04:36 |
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Oh my.. lmao Always been mustard and ketchup... Edit: if anything wants to read the story lol https://blog.logomyway.com/chiefs-logo/ They used to be the Dallas, Texas team. Wendigee fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Sep 26, 2022 |
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Mister Speaker posted:You look like a Raiders fan. The correct answer is Packers tho' otherwise you're just giving more money to another billionaire.
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# ? Sep 26, 2022 04:40 |
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"Da Bears" are another interesting choice. Pros: Legacy Team You'll have a permanent sense of hope that it will be a good season because their entire roster, including the coaches, is changed every 3 years or so Cons: They will be wrecked by the Packers 19 times out of 20, even if the Packers have had a garbage season. Its like a law at this point. You'll have a permanent sense of dread that it will be a bad season because their entire roster, including the coaches, is changed every 3 years or so You honestly could do a lot worse.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Lamar to the Lions book it Lamar is a treasure why would you want him to retire early?
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the giants are number 1 thats not a prediction its a fact of life little man
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neato burrito posted:Help me choose a XFL "football team" Isn't the XFL bankrupt...again?
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