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Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Guillermus posted:

This and Vanced on mobile (Revanced is taking the torch) and SmartTubeNext on my FireTV.

Ha. Knew someone would pick up where Vanced left off eventually. Feeling pretty good about not trying to switch over to NewPipe now.

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

ChubbyChecker posted:

google is aids

Google is ads

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

ChubbyChecker posted:

google is aids

What does Elton John have to do with this?

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Dabir posted:

Ha. Knew someone would pick up where Vanced left off eventually. Feeling pretty good about not trying to switch over to NewPipe now.

ReVanced is still undercooked but by the time they kill Vanced (they need to kill millions of old devices with old android versions first), we'll have the next fully fledged client.

Vanced still works perfectly and will be for quite some time.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Empty Sandwich posted:

Google is ads



:shrug:

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker


















Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Dudes hilarious and had the best Vines.

https://www.vulture.com/2018/06/a-beginners-guide-to-conner-omalley.html

Watch the transformation, if you haven't already, from the link above.

I'd somehow never heard of Connor O'Malley before and that was a wild ride. A++

Also Vivaldi is a super-configurable browser on both mobile and desktop that has great built-in ad-blocking/privacy features and supports Chrome extensions.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Neither Vanced nor ReVanced work on my phone so I don't have any option other than NewPipe. NewPipe works fine though, why do people have issues with that?

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011


















Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
You know what's really funny? If you remove the letter 'r' from Chrome, you get Chome.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Okay, so all this LOTR stuff makes this the right place to ask: is there a sex scene with Galadriel in the new series?

Elves are super monogamous and Galadriel is married to Celeborn, aka Teleporno.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Paladinus posted:

You know what's really funny? If you remove the letter 'r' from Chrome, you get Chome.

:chome:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Paladinus posted:

You know what's really funny? If you remove the letter 'r' from Chrome, you get Chome.

A Japanese word for neighbourhood used in addresses is chome, and I was forever getting it autocorrected to Chrome when I lived there. Frustrating

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

bike tory posted:

Neither Vanced nor ReVanced work on my phone so I don't have any option other than NewPipe. NewPipe works fine though, why do people have issues with that?

It's a faff in the way that only an extremely basic thing with lots of user customisable options can be. It works fine really, it's just I got used to the recommended list presenting me with a bunch of things I'd already watched to rewatch and being able to argue with idiots in the comments, stuff like that

NewPipe is how it should probably always have been but the poison has been there too long and I'm now beyond saving

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

that's a fucken ugly rear end human hair

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Blurred posted:

that's a fucken ugly rear end human hair

Probably your mom's pube

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Blurred posted:

that's a fucken ugly rear end human hair

Its from Filaments Georg, who has the usual amount of human hair, just emerging as a single strand from a follicle the size of a soup bowl

Tree Bucket has a new favorite as of 00:41 on Sep 26, 2022

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

BonHair posted:

Okay, so all this LOTR stuff makes this the right place to ask: is there a sex scene with Galadriel in the new series?

Elves are super monogamous and Galadriel is married to Celeborn, aka Teleporno.

there's a really tasteful gangbang in ep 4

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

Teleporno will make me laugh every time god drat what a name

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Was Tolkien just clueless, or did the word porno not exist back then? Seems inconceivable anyone would use that as a name.

"All alone in 1937, time to spool up a naughty film of lascivious watchings. My john-thomas has never been more anticipatory!"

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
In his Elvish language it means "Silvertail"

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Was Tolkien just clueless, or did the word porno not exist back then? Seems inconceivable anyone would use that as a name.

"All alone in 1937, time to spool up a naughty film of lascivious watchings. My john-thomas has never been more anticipatory!"

Pornos is Greek for prostitute. Pornography is an old word.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Heath posted:

In his Elvish language it means "Silvertail"

Of course, Teleporno is a Wood Elf.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Tolkien gave no fucks about what connotations his names had in our paltry human languages. He made up a city called Túna and a dude called Farmer Maggot.

Oh you think it's silly for a main character's last name to be Took? Why is that funny? Why are you looking at me like that

It's just his name, it's a perfectly normal word in this language I made up

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Data Graham posted:

He made up a city called Túna

The Māori name for the New Zealand longfin eel is also tuna. I guess you could call it the chicken of the stream.

carrionman
Oct 30, 2010
The virgin jk Rowling: Cho Chang
The Chad jrr Tolkien: Teleporno

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Every other character in the history of literature: doesn't gently caress

Tom Bombadil: F U C K S

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



BonHair posted:

Fixed your post.

Anyway, is it theoretically possible to perfectly balance your diet to contain only nutrients so your don't have to poo poo? Asking for a friend.
No, among other things your intestines are where the body dumps worn out red blood cells. You can't completely eliminate it.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
LotR: the lost stuck together pages.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Data Graham posted:

Tolkien gave no fucks about what connotations his names had in our paltry human languages. He made up a city called Túna and a dude called Farmer Maggot.

Oh you think it's silly for a main character's last name to be Took? Why is that funny? Why are you looking at me like that

It's just his name, it's a perfectly normal word in this language I made up

Túna has nothing on the Dynasty Warriors legend, Dong Tuna.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Data Graham posted:

Tolkien gave no fucks about what connotations his names had in our paltry human languages. He made up a city called Túna and a dude called Farmer Maggot.

Oh you think it's silly for a main character's last name to be Took? Why is that funny? Why are you looking at me like that

It's just his name, it's a perfectly normal word in this language I made up

The hobbit names aren't in a made-up language; they're all "translated" into modern English. "Hobbit", in Westron (the language the hobbits and humans speak), is "kuduk." Farmer Maggot's "real" name in Shire-dialect Westron is presumably the Westron word for "maggot." Frodo, Samwise/Sam, Meriadoc/Merry, and Peregrine/Pippin are all constructed from English/Germanic phonemes/words in ways meant to evoke the same associations and feelings as their "original" names do in Westron, which are, respectively, Maura, Banazir/Ban, Kalimac/Kali, Razanur/Razar. For example, "Kalimac" is shortened to "kali," which is Westron for "happy/merry", and "azir" is the Westron word for "wise". Some names are "translated" more straightforwardly, like "Took", which is "Tuk" (both pronounced with a long "oo" sound as in "moose," not like the English words "took," "book," etc.).

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem

DontMockMySmock posted:

The hobbit names aren't in a made-up language; they're all "translated" into modern English. "Hobbit", in Westron (the language the hobbits and humans speak), is "kuduk." Farmer Maggot's "real" name in Shire-dialect Westron is presumably the Westron word for "maggot." Frodo, Samwise/Sam, Meriadoc/Merry, and Peregrine/Pippin are all constructed from English/Germanic phonemes/words in ways meant to evoke the same associations and feelings as their "original" names do in Westron, which are, respectively, Maura, Banazir/Ban, Kalimac/Kali, Razanur/Razar. For example, "Kalimac" is shortened to "kali," which is Westron for "happy/merry", and "azir" is the Westron word for "wise". Some names are "translated" more straightforwardly, like "Took", which is "Tuk" (both pronounced with a long "oo" sound as in "moose," not like the English words "took," "book," etc.).

I’m gonna give you a swirly.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
Swirly sounds like a Hobbit name.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

DontMockMySmock posted:

"Took", which is "Tuk" (both pronounced with a long "oo" sound as in "moose," not like the English words "took," "book," etc

gonna keep this one in my back pocket

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Sally posted:

Swirly sounds like a Hobbit name.

It's derived from the Germanic Stuffenlocher

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

DontMockMySmock posted:

The hobbit names aren't in a made-up language; they're all "translated" into modern English. "Hobbit", in Westron (the language the hobbits and humans speak), is "kuduk." Farmer Maggot's "real" name in Shire-dialect Westron is presumably the Westron word for "maggot." Frodo, Samwise/Sam, Meriadoc/Merry, and Peregrine/Pippin are all constructed from English/Germanic phonemes/words in ways meant to evoke the same associations and feelings as their "original" names do in Westron, which are, respectively, Maura, Banazir/Ban, Kalimac/Kali, Razanur/Razar. For example, "Kalimac" is shortened to "kali," which is Westron for "happy/merry", and "azir" is the Westron word for "wise". Some names are "translated" more straightforwardly, like "Took", which is "Tuk" (both pronounced with a long "oo" sound as in "moose," not like the English words "took," "book," etc.).

Tolkien: I'm going to craft names that are silly and fun in three languages simultaneously
World: more like DILDO baggins

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

BonHair posted:

Fixed your post.

Anyway, is it theoretically possible to perfectly balance your diet to contain only nutrients so your don't have to poo poo? Asking for a friend.

A third of your poo poo is live bacteria, a third is dead bacteria, and the last third is indigestible food and metabolic waste and such. If you killed all the bacteria in your body, you'd lose the ability to make stuff like vitamin K and your blood would never clot again. The guy who made Soylent was on a quest for a while to eliminate pooping. He was very unsuccessful.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

The Anime Liker posted:

Every other character in the history of literature: doesn't gently caress

Tom Bombadil: F U C K S

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some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

The Anime Liker posted:

Every other character in the history of literature: doesn't gently caress

Tom Bombadil: F U C K S

Nobody involved in Tolkein has had sex

Including his readers

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