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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > MNF 9/26/22: HOT
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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Tom Sellout posted:

https://twitter.com/highlghtheaven/status/1574561256337731584?s=20&t=g0XqxLshlKppHeWIWerotA

:lol:

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
:flag:

j/k lol

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
:flag:

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
I definitely added "in the arms of an angel" there are on that sack commentary.

Oh a flag

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Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

 Feel like the cowboys should stop the guy with the ball before he gets the 1st down

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Jimmy needs to go to sleep already

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Is Jimmy Johnson still on Fox's pregame show? He seems really lost

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Lol, Refs

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Fortaleza posted:

Feel like the cowboys should stop the guy with the ball before he gets the 1st down

I would simply sack the QB at the beginning of every play :smug:

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Takes No Damage posted:

:flag:

j/k lol

They're really bummed about it

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


 Okay now block another one

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 What do you mean you didn't have enough draft picks? Urban Meyer would simply select Peyton

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Takes No Damage posted:

I would simply sack the QB at the beginning of every play :smug:

Sacks are most valuable on 2nd down

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
:laffo: Someone told them to tuck Jimmy in early.

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 wow an NFC East primetime matchup sucks, what a surprise

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Sleepy time, Jimmy

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The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Dango Bango posted:

Is Jimmy Johnson still on Fox's pregame show? He seems really lost

The lag in conversation and everyone talking over each other was just pretty bad. Eli and Peyton seemed to have a lot of canned questions for him and were trying to get through them all

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John Brown
Jul 10, 2009

Tom Sellout posted:

https://twitter.com/highlghtheaven/status/1574561256337731584?s=20&t=g0XqxLshlKppHeWIWerotA

You are a gem.

Thank you for this gift that keeps giving.

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
40 year old man playing left guard now for Dallas

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen

Crescent Wrench posted:

Who puts on a movie without checking the runtime? You're committed now. I want your next post to be a photo of you eating wings by candlelight taken with a high-tech NASA camera lens.

I'm watching it on watchw.me, a site former goon Windows98 set up where they randomly stream stuff off their Plex server. The trick is viewers have no control what plays, so in essence it's like HBO but somebody's library.


Carolina & Korean BBQ wings tonight.
It's no Carl Zeiss Planar 50mm f/0.7 but my iPhone XR does the best it can.

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1574563340609032192?t=2qNPo8J4ekAJVG8DkLlEqg&s=19

lmao

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 lol at playing Elliot over this dude

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
POLLARD!

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


 Pollard owns

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Hey stop that Dallas, things aren't allowed to happen in this game

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Some of the baseball scores this year have been like 20+ runs to 3 so that's within the realm of scores.

That was a great goddamn run and block to get that run

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 Nice run pollard

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
lol the first snap of Jason Peters in Dallas is a 50 yard run behind his block

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Pollard is just a different speed than Zeke is.

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maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID
And speaking of "trying to hit a home run," we go to a live look-in of

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Android Apocalypse posted:


Carolina & Korean BBQ wings tonight.
It's no Carl Zeiss Planar 50mm f/0.7 but my iPhone XR does the best it can.

Didn't get 4 different kinds of dipping sauce, 4/10.

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


 Jfc

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Tony Pollard, like Julius Jones, Felix Jones, Marion Barber, etc. Is doomed to not be the feature back until he’s not good anymore.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 https://twitter.com/agentnicolelynn/status/1574563565599485953?s=46&t=XaVt1JBKpSBQeq-CaYFGMA

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
LOL @ no defensive holding there.

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
that's a good tug right there

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 Well not calling that penalty is something indeed

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Pat cheering for his bets on the Manningcast is kinda funny

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Noah Brown was about to roast that dude jfc

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