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Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Jelly posted:

Just drilled holes in their heads and poured in acid to try and make them walking zombies. Not sure what the big deal is? He joined God at the end, and now everyone hates him and our fine boys in blue, just because he killed a bunch of n- nobodies?

I mean, that Jeffrey Dahmer — he was a real jerk!

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ghostlight posted:

It's Arabic. The characters read in two rows (each 'square') and turn 90 degrees at the bottom. I think it works as a pretty minimalist stylisation of الدولة الإسلامية (Islamic State).

Would you say you've gotta hand it to their graphics department?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Oh you got me.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Remember when women were all thirsty for Ted Bundy when that documentary came out? I saw this dumb poo poo coming with Dahmer too.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006


Hmmm...Blursed?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/IllyBocean/status/1574367035835920384?t=8qmCrlVougT8jLnRYvLKlA&s=19

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
oh sick they got the yoda one!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



LifeSunDeath posted:

oh sick they got the yoda one!

Uh excuse me, her name's Yaddle

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Uh excuse me, Yaddle her name is.

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
if you squint at it, it looks kinda like mario

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

It was a joke sign.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
This was a while back but I apologize if my post was offensive, I didn't think about how it could be seen as racist. I definitely didn't intend it that way. Anyway I don't wanna start a derail but I felt bad so, sorry.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
The only time I ever used the "report and block" feature on a dating service was when the woman's lead picture was of her side-by-side with Jeffrey Dahmer's mugshot with her wearing the same glasses and trying to style her hair the same way

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/telmudic/status/1574612157064679424?t=VdFsMZKTqHUOUtu-MSeAKw&s=19

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


I've always wanted to get a fleshlight and use it as a vase for a single rose.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Dixville posted:

This was a while back but I apologize if my post was offensive, I didn't think about how it could be seen as racist. I definitely didn't intend it that way. Anyway I don't wanna start a derail but I felt bad so, sorry.


This one seems like it could backfire pretty badly.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





this wouldn't stop a blizzard employee

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
my freezer is full of breast milk

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

kntfkr posted:

my freezer is full of breast milk

So, ice cream?

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Scratch Monkey posted:

That egg looks like every other British man



I actually saw this on a car yesterday. It had another sticker about being a mom that had an ar 15. The plates were from Texas and im nowhere near texas

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



We have a 2 month old, milk is coming out of multiple people and orifices all the time everywhere

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



All milk is breast milk, when you think about it for a moment.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

PainterofCrap posted:

All milk is breast milk, when you think about it for a moment.

What about man-milk, aka brogurt?

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



The balls are the breasts of the crotch

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




PainterofCrap posted:

All milk is breast milk, when you think about it for a moment.

Hoplosternum
Jun 2, 2010

:parrot:

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
https://twitter.com/DrugsNSatan/status/1574859387851616259?s=20&t=t3QPbtKFSIaQOJ8_4QiYSw

:stonk:

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Once again, Reality scoops The Onion.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

I’m the one with the balls on top

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Gives the phrase “I’m feeling blue today“ a completely new meaning.

Grab Im Moor
Apr 4, 2022

PastPerfect posted:

This is probably not beef. I'm pretty sure this is raw ground pork, and I loving love this poo poo. It's called Mett and its the best drunk food I've ever had. If you visit western Germany eat it. This could be the brain worms typing.



I live in Ruhrpott area, this is a lunch staple and also classic hangover food. I get why eating raw pork seems weird and dangerous to other cultures but it's a strictly regulated food item and personally I've never gotten sick from it.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋



HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Skeleton Ape posted:

We have a 2 month old, milk is coming out of multiple people and orifices all the time everywhere

I recently learned that people can sometimes lactate from their armpits while breastfeeding (there's breast tissue that extends up into that area and some people have a lot more than others.)

Child Trebuchet
Sep 4, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
The manager for the Australian band Jebediah could lactate and he would squirt it at people.

A Jerk for Attention.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I had a pretty innocuous question for Google, and, uh... is everyone doing okay?



5/10 aint bad

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

Bad Purchase posted:

this wouldn't stop a blizzard employee

Having worked in the (now closed) Versailles office for an extended amount of time I can assure you this is true.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
seriously be careful with strange breast milk:

this is part of why they generally don't allow people to sell it.

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Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

LifeSunDeath posted:

seriously be careful with strange breast milk:

this is part of why they generally don't allow people to sell it.

And yet the general consensus is that there's low risk to transmit HIV through oral sex.

I think that may be baby-specific advice there, on account of they got weak immune systems.

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