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withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

That caracal needs to exercise more.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:29

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# ? May 26, 2024 00:18

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

https://i.imgur.com/mFjWTXA.mp4

# ? Sep 25, 2022 23:18

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

My parents' kitten decided to help my dad fold laundry.

# ? Sep 26, 2022 02:03

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Cythereal posted:

My parents' kitten decided to help my dad fold laundry.

Your dad has a circle for a head? Kids must have made fun of you so bad when they found out.

# ? Sep 26, 2022 02:05

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Fool, show the Dodd Elrod ball some respect.

# ? Sep 26, 2022 02:19

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Do not mock Happy Fun Dad

# ? Sep 26, 2022 08:01

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mFjWTXA.mp4

So sweet. I love it when cats have little noises.

# ? Sep 26, 2022 11:38

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

https://i.imgur.com/SD6Mj4O.mp4

# ? Sep 26, 2022 14:31

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

https://i.imgur.com/u4IQISc.mp4

# ? Sep 26, 2022 14:43

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/CarlyAnneYork/status/1574140645840543744?s=20&t=7hMUVz6q0vDmWFubVoV9dQ

# ? Sep 26, 2022 17:27

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

https://twitter.com/acechhh/status/1573791804390006784

# ? Sep 26, 2022 17:42

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Pretty thoughtless behavior Steven.

# ? Sep 26, 2022 17:49

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

If he thinks he might think of ants so really it's for the best.

# ? Sep 26, 2022 17:53

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/oCB3EXP.mp4

:haw:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frilled_shark

# ? Sep 26, 2022 19:41

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/GeckosDaily_/status/1574367844258959361

# ? Sep 26, 2022 20:30

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1574438972104794112

# ? Sep 26, 2022 21:40

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Sep 26, 2022 22:00

Basticle: Sep 12, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/3df4gLP.mp4

# ? Sep 26, 2022 23:42

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

Basticle posted:

https://i.imgur.com/3df4gLP.mp4

Ouch mouse is brush mouse now

# ? Sep 27, 2022 00:35

ro5s: Dec 27, 2012; A happy little mouse!

https://i.imgur.com/PUZRBhO.mp4

# ? Sep 27, 2022 16:19

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/wildquarteracre/status/1574735409824907265?s=20&t=peIAACr--6Po39hew-CuWw

EDIT: :kimchi:

https://twitter.com/hiitaylorblake/status/1574876942691704833?s=20&t=peIAACr--6Po39hew-CuWw

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 23:03 on Sep 27, 2022

# ? Sep 27, 2022 19:19

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

https://i.imgur.com/YaUSRMg.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ykDhN3f.mp4

# ? Sep 28, 2022 00:33

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/wildquarteracre/status/1574735409824907265?s=20&t=peIAACr--6Po39hew-CuWw

EDIT:

https://twitter.com/hiitaylorblake/status/1574876942691704833?s=20&t=peIAACr--6Po39hew-CuWw

Nice to see Emmanuel choose peace for a change. :magical:

# ? Sep 28, 2022 05:49

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

https://i.imgur.com/kFBGEi9.mp4

I love smooth dogs.

# ? Sep 28, 2022 16:39

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

PurpleXVI posted:

https://i.imgur.com/kFBGEi9.mp4

I love smooth dogs.

I do too...but still... :stonk:

# ? Sep 28, 2022 17:30

dupersaurus: Aug 1, 2012; Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Nice to see Emmanuel choose peace for a change.

He's just really bad at chokeholds

# ? Sep 28, 2022 18:22

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

That doesn't look like one of the safe & friendly types of Smooth Dogs.

# ? Sep 28, 2022 21:03

Winklebottom: Dec 19, 2007

withak posted:

That doesn't look like one of the safe & friendly types of Smooth Dogs.

looks like a king cobra, should probably only admire it from a distance

king cobra hatchlings

# ? Sep 28, 2022 21:33

Basticle: Sep 12, 2011

# ? Sep 28, 2022 21:46

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

PurpleXVI posted:

https://i.imgur.com/kFBGEi9.mp4

I love smooth dogs.

Hail Cobra.

Today cobra demands scritches

# ? Sep 29, 2022 01:45

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; Can't post for 4 hours!

withak posted:

That doesn't look like one of the safe & friendly types of Smooth Dogs.

Surprisingly enough, cobras only attack when cornered or provoked. Otherwise they're pretty docile & prefer to retreat rather than attack. I still like it's whole "stroke but no poke" behavior though :lol:

# ? Sep 29, 2022 02:42

RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Surprisingly enough, cobras only attack when cornered or provoked. Otherwise they're pretty docile & prefer to retreat rather than attack. I still like it's whole "stroke but no poke" behavior though

The problem is that a wild animal�s perception of being threatened or cornered can be unpredictable.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 04:21

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

https://i.imgur.com/s0houS0.mp4

# ? Sep 29, 2022 07:05

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

How can someone so much larger than humans be such a beautiful tiny baby? Miracle :3:

# ? Sep 29, 2022 07:09

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Surprisingly enough, cobras only attack when cornered or provoked. Otherwise they're pretty docile & prefer to retreat rather than attack. I still like it's whole "stroke but no poke" behavior though

They know about the snoot booping

# ? Sep 29, 2022 08:43