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ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

R.D. Mangles posted:

what is going on here lmao


Pearl Jam

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

R.D. Mangles posted:

what is going on here lmao

absolutely not

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I don't want to go on Mr. Bones Wild Ride Bill Simmons'' Teen Patrol

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

R.D. Mangles posted:

what is going on here lmao


It looks like bill is speculating on the remainder of Lebron's career with sportswriter Brian Windhorst, followed by a separate segment where he discusses teen trends with Ringer teen correspondent Zoe Simmons (coincidentally daughter of Bill Simmons)

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

I remember when people questioned why The Ringer was so white he made a comment about how it wasn't open mic night and you had to hire the best. Since then I think his nephew, child, wife, and dad have regular segments on the show.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Niwrad posted:

I remember when people questioned why The Ringer was so white he made a comment about how it wasn't open mic night and you had to hire the best. Since then I think his nephew, child, wife, and dad have regular segments on the show.
Only the best of the best, like his old college roommate who likes to eat food, or his other college roommate who is a lawyer and roots for the Yankees!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


name one other person who would qualified to handle "bill simmons's teen patrol"

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

R.D. Mangles posted:

name one other person who would qualified to handle "bill simmons's teen patrol"

Honestly Joe House.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Can’t wait to hear Simmons say “Woww, OK” to overlong descriptions of TikToks

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


kept on trying to make a joke but every time I typed "Teen Patrol" I felt legitimately sick.

SaberToothedPie
Dec 24, 2012

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!


:frolf:

he knows...
Zoe Simmons went on a rant about how much she had to sacrifice by playing high school soccer.


I listened so you didn't have to.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Do I need to turn off safesearch to find this?

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

R.D. Mangles posted:

name one other person who would qualified to handle "bill simmons's teen patrol"

Spotlight (2015)

creamcorn
Oct 26, 2007

automatic gun for fast, continuous firing

R.D. Mangles posted:

name one other person who would qualified to handle "bill simmons's teen patrol"

chris hansen

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

R.D. Mangles posted:

name one other person who would qualified to handle "bill simmons's teen patrol"

Doug Gilmour

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

R.D. Mangles posted:

name one other person who would qualified to handle "bill simmons's teen patrol"

Matt Gaetz

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
Serious answer - Chloe Kim or another teenage Olympian.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/seanshapiro/status/1575474190878212097

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
My Defector subscription continues to pay off with this handy Brett Farve analysis:
https://defector.com/motherfuck-brett-favre/

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
This week on Teen Patrol, Bill and Zoe Simmons review Rounders (1994? Idk). Special appearance by Bill’s college weed dealer, Big Chris

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1577457673762897921

Darren Rovell and Nate Silver are getting in a twitter slapfight over Judge's 62 ball.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

hcreight posted:

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1577457673762897921

Darren Rovell and Nate Silver are getting in a twitter slapfight over Judge's 62 ball.

i wish a bus would hit both of them

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


This argument reminded me of the fact that rovell has the worlds largest collection of MLK owned items and occasionally posts weird about it.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Declan MacManus posted:

i wish a bus would hit both of them

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
i'm sorry but this rules and I plan to use it constantly now:

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1577459035904696320?s=20&t=xQkpnmFVpaVcmxKbbNp5tw

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Chicago Sun Times is getting rid of the paywall, going to a dination-based model (they were sold the WBEZ, the public radio station).

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/shannonsharpeee/status/1578092134866907136

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Analingus, things of that nature.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

R.D. Mangles posted:

Chicago Sun Times is getting rid of the paywall, going to a donation-based model (they were sold the WBEZ, the public radio station).

This actually seems like it could be ok? I'm curious to see how it works out.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Crazy Ted posted:

Analingus, things of that nature.

lol

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

https://twitter.com/SarahScire/status/1578400801889861635

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
I feel like the minimum those guys should get to do after they got taken over and ads shoved all over the place is call themselves Times writers

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

fast cars loose anus posted:

I feel like the minimum those guys should get to do after they got taken over and ads shoved all over the place is call themselves Times writers

Athletic writers are better than the NYT mainline sports writers at this point anyway.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

people from the New York Times acting like they're better then the plebians color me shocked and amazed

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

NYT sportswriters are part of the union/guild, right?

I’m sure part of it is some gate-keeping nonsense, but that has to be a big part.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
wouldn't it still be gatekeeping nonsense if the union was part of it, just on the part of the union

In theory I would think any union still extant would be trying to expand its membership through any means necessary and reasons a lot flimsier than "are literally employed by the same company as us now"

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/iancmclaren/status/1579106040251289600?s=46&t=o3WHJ89mwY3ndCMLR9gluw

Steve Simmons: still a piece of poo poo!

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
https://twitter.com/MichaelVPina/status/1579831375716175872?s=20&t=PmypHKhXTnF3Db7KDdgzew

Best hire they've made on the NBA side maybe ever

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Treating Athletic writers the way that Fox treats fansided writers is pretty funny.

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