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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.






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some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Ah poo poo I went to sleep for three days and somebody used my account to post a bunch of stupid poo poo and didn't even post any hell was full!! What a thing to happen!







I think this is swan boy's origin story?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Wait, Hell wasn't full? What kinda bullshit is going on here?! :mad:

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Hygiene posted:

Wait, Hell wasn't full? What kinda bullshit is going on here?! :mad:

It's a prequel!!

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Hell Will Be Full

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Captain Hygiene posted:

Wait, Hell wasn't full? What kinda bullshit is going on here?! :mad:
They admired his gumption so they released another less evil egg to make room.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I like the idea of hell operating on a one-in-one-out system like a lovely nightclub

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

Captain Hygiene posted:

Wait, Hell wasn't full? What kinda bullshit is going on here?! :mad:

It’s not Hell IS Full, Hell WAS Full. You should really be asking why it’s not still full.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs


hmm... meta



never have we blown the doors off the 4th wall this much, too much, oh my g

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Captain Hygiene posted:

Wait, Hell wasn't full? What kinda bullshit is going on here?! :mad:

que hell soit full

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Antitonic posted:

It’s not Hell IS Full, Hell WAS Full. You should really be asking why it’s not still full.

Hell Was Very Briefly Full But There Is An Opening Now Ever Since Swan Boy Escaped, So You'd Best Be Careful

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Antitonic posted:

It’s not Hell IS Full, Hell WAS Full. You should really be asking why it’s not still full.

Stupid republicans building more private hells. Sure capacity is up but you have to pay big bucks to scream helplessly into the void on video now.

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

The edit of this strip was so hilariously disgusting I'll never forget it.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


When Ninja Turtles go bad.

Emzedoh
Jun 26, 2013

Tunicate posted:

so did Einstein.

Von Neumann, on the other hand, couldn't function in silence, and loved playing incredibly loud recordings of marching bands while he worked.

When they worked at Princeton, their offices were next to each other.

That reminds me of a story about Schopenhauer and Hegel: completely opposite views, lectures scheduled at the exact same time.
From Action Philosophers #8:





Instantly rumbled, jeez.




I think this page is pretty nice.


Ow. At least the kids got out. Anyway, there's that black draughts reference again. Since Google was such a help with the bucky eggs last time, I tried searching up black draughts - it appears to be a herbal laxative? Doesn't seem likely in context, any Scots in thread want to chime in?


Yeah, I've felt like that some mornings.

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Flipping the guy off in the last panel there seems a bit rude.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Never read Hagel and now I know there's no reason to, I'm getting more than my recommended dose of consumerism and authority bootlicking already

Ditocoaf
Jun 1, 2011

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Humidity feels awful, checks out.

Emzedoh
Jun 26, 2013


Guh, I missed a page. I've edited it in. Second to last day of term, I'm too bloody tired.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Empty Sandwich posted:

hmm... meta



never have we blown the doors off the 4th wall this much, too much, oh my g

if i was the robber i'd shoot the guy for flipping me off

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

ChubbyChecker posted:

if i was the robber i'd shoot the guy for flipping me off

with that poo poo gun?!?

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Has there ever been a better language for being really really angry in?

Emzedoh
Jun 26, 2013

Tree Bucket posted:

Has there ever been a better language for being really really angry in?

Suddenly reminded of this panel in the Transmetropolitan.

For context, in the distant future, France has just lost a war over the right to speak French in France.

Warren Ellis isn't exactly in good odour anymore and for good reason, but this little exchange has always stuck with me.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Emzedoh posted:


Ow. At least the kids got out. Anyway, there's that black draughts reference again. Since Google was such a help with the bucky eggs last time, I tried searching up black draughts - it appears to be a herbal laxative? Doesn't seem likely in context, any Scots in thread want to chime in?

I'm taking it to mean he's going to drink his soul. Swally is to drink and I could see "black draughts" being a poetic metaphor for one's spiritual energies, especially with him saying how thirsty he is.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Tree Bucket posted:

Has there ever been a better language for being really really angry in?

People point to German as sounding angry, and while I can see it, it's also a bit... Pretentious sounding? Certain Scots accents do sound properly intimidating, regardless of what you're saying.

Emzedoh
Jun 26, 2013

There's always Cantonese, too.

Chas McGill posted:

I'm taking it to mean he's going to drink his soul. Swally is to drink and I could see "black draughts" being a poetic metaphor for one's spiritual energies, especially with him saying how thirsty he is.

Cheers, that makes sense.

Hempuli
Nov 16, 2011



Trixie Slaughteraxe for President

Hempuli posted:

Scheming 26
Scheming 27
Scheming 28
Scheming 29
Scheming 30

Scheming 31

Scheming 32

Scheming 33

Scheming 34


Talking character deaths: 34 (+1 president :smith:)
Deaths altogether: 73+ (+1 jouster-half, +1 president)
Scepter of deaths: ??

Lots of information here but I thought I'd still do 5 pages to end on a cliffhanger.
In other news, happy to see Hark! A Vagrant! being posted, it's one of my favourites! :)

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


yesssss trixie slaugheraxe really takes off from here

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Chas McGill posted:

I'm taking it to mean he's going to drink his soul. Swally is to drink and I could see "black draughts" being a poetic metaphor for one's spiritual energies, especially with him saying how thirsty he is.

yeah he's basically going "i've never been so thirsty for such a lovely-looking pint"

weirdly "took black draughts" appears to mean "took some big ol' wounds" in some pictish poem but, uh, that context doesn't make any sense here

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

hold on to your asses, rear end holders

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


But that would leave my dingus un-held!

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
No Dingus Left Behind

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Emzedoh posted:

Ow. At least the kids got out. Anyway, there's that black draughts reference again. Since Google was such a help with the bucky eggs last time, I tried searching up black draughts - it appears to be a herbal laxative? Doesn't seem likely in context, any Scots in thread want to chime in?


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

yeah he's basically going "i've never been so thirsty for such a lovely-looking pint"

weirdly "took black draughts" appears to mean "took some big ol' wounds" in some pictish poem but, uh, that context doesn't make any sense here

I think it works like "I'm going to cut you open and drink your blood?"

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

It’s morning time and my coffee is fresh from the carafe which means it’s time for more Hark! A Vagrant. Today’s update is very Canadian and has some wordy posts, but I’m committed to including the comments so here we are.



This of course being the second particularly Canadian comic in a row, but mind you it was on the list! Now, the quotes in the first panel are instantly recognized by we Canucks, but to those of you who aren’t familiar with a certain video clip starring Mr. James Naismith of Ontario please watch the following video:

http://www.histori.ca/minutes/minute.do?id=10186




It might be the saddest thing ever and this is not my fault.



I made a little comic about dimes!

I made this comic as an excuse to draw the Bluenose. If you didn’t know the racing schooner Bluenose is on the Canadian dime, now you do!




If you asked, “Katie, who do you hate in history?” I would say man that is so easy, Charles Edward Stewart was a huge twat. On the other hand, Lord George Murray is a little known hero. In a hot tartan outfit. Culloden figures largely in the memory of anyone aware of Scottish history, but you can still buy Charlie’s image on teapots for reasons I don’t quite get.



Isn’t it Grand, Boys

Because my comics have so much white space, and I am new to all this, I keep trying different ways to get rid of it! Here my friends is: paintbrush. Now before anyone pipes in with “everyone knows Tom Clarke was the reaaaall leader behind the Easter Rising,” I say hush and let me have my fun with Patrick Pearse, go ‘way with you. Anyway Pearse could write some stirring stuff, I give him that.

James Connolly is my favorite leader of the Rising, and as the Marxist-Socialist, the odd one out. It was this quote I found in a book of essays that made me very interested in the man at first, it was very different:

“Ireland, as distinct from her people, is nothing to me; and the man who is bubbling over with love and enthusiasm for ?Ireland? and yet can pass unmoved through our streets and witness all the wrong and the suffering, the shame and the degradation, wrought upon the people of Ireland ? yea, wrought by Irish men and women upon Irish men and women ? without burning to end it is, in my opinion, a fraud and a liar in his heart, no matter how he loves that combination of chemical elements he is pleased to call ?Ireland.?“

Between you and I, I think Irish history is some of the most interesting stuff out there.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

man the 2006-era scribbled-with-a-pen comics look a lot worse now

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Hempuli posted:

Trixie Slaughteraxe for President

So they definitely framed Audrey with that sword I'm guessing

e-dt
Sep 16, 2019


If you buy a nose on eBay you have committed a crime

Mr. Bear is such an rear end in a top hat he won't believe in Ray's necklace!

After a while it would just be like Hey come on there is so much pressure to look really decent

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
Remember when Kate Beaton got banned for posting the keyboard goop thread? That was fun.

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Coca Koala
Nov 28, 2005

ongoing nowhere
College Slice
Some of my favourite achewood comics are the ones where you just get half of the telephone conversation.

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