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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

What am I supposed to be looking at, here?

e: gently caress weak snipe, here's an image

credburn has a new favorite as of 14:01 on Sep 29, 2022

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AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Her user name is a sexual term. How was that not obvious?

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Looks like a system that builds usernames from Surname + first 2 letters of first name. So John Smith would be Smithjo.

A bit of a pain for Megan Finger.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Tenebrais posted:

Looks like a system that builds usernames from Surname + first 2 letters of first name. So John Smith would be Smithjo.

A bit of a pain for Megan Finger.

If they take their time and use lube then it may not be so bad.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Soul Dentist posted:

Kid named Paint?

Her name is Finger.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Kid, named? Paint!

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
If only there were some kind of indication on that picture of what I should look at. Anything at all. I can't parse a simple picture and put context together, I need some bright red lines to spell out the joke!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Paladinus posted:

Her name is Finger.

so are they also going to John paint or what

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Judge Schnoopy posted:

If only there were some kind of indication on that picture of what I should look at. Anything at all. I can't parse a simple picture and put context together, I need some bright red lines to spell out the joke!

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

credburn posted:

What am I supposed to be looking at, here?

Hint: look at what the giant red arrow is pointing at

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Fin... germ? No more germ!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Ohhhhhhhhh
Now I get it.

Thank you for your service :patriot:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

It took me a minute to realise he wasn't talking about DJ Catnip from Gabby's Dollhouse.

Chainclaw
Feb 14, 2009


I put this into an AI to help explain it

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Mother of god

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Chainclaw posted:

I put this into an AI to help explain it



I like how the AI decided to toss in a few doodles of what is clearly Pepe Silvia.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Chainclaw posted:

I put this into an AI to help explain it



OH!

:laffo: like 'finger me' now I get it :lol: thank you for the help

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Dang Mewes looks good. Hopefully means he's stayed clean.

I also feel Megan's pain, my real name is Merle FuckWith

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Melvin Shiton, reporting for duty.

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

Scaramouche posted:

Dang Mewes looks good. Hopefully means he's stayed clean.

Kevin Smith mentions him every now and again (naturally) in his podcasts, and it certainly seems that way. From all accounts, becoming a father benefitted him a lot.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Chainclaw posted:

I put this into an AI to help explain it



Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Grendels Dad posted:

Melvin Shiton, reporting for duty.

Heh duty

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I have no idea why these Christmas ornaments have buttholes.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
try finger but hole

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

muscles like this! posted:

I have no idea why these Christmas ornaments have buttholes.


Mounting on a sled ornament, maybe? You'd need to see the front to tell if there's a hole there as well.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

muscles like this! posted:

I have no idea why these Christmas ornaments have buttholes.


Maybe you could install a little red led there? Brake light, you see.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Nenonen posted:

Maybe you could install a little red led there? Brake light, you see.

Rude Olf the Red-Assed Reindeer

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
someone went to town on 'em:

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
is that a reindeer butthole on my screen, sir?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

credburn posted:

is that a reindeer butthole on my screen, sir?

Monitor

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

muscles like this! posted:

I have no idea why these Christmas ornaments have buttholes.


yes you do

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Phy posted:

Rude Olf the Red-Assed Reindeer

Had a very shiny rear end!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Mounting on a sled ornament, maybe? You'd need to see the front to tell if there's a hole there as well.

It could be for mounting, yes.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Phy posted:

Rude Olf the Red-Assed Reindeer

My dad used to sing, "Rudolph the Amber-Assed Antelope" after he'd had a few during the holidays.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Karate Bastard posted:

It could be for mounting, yes.

:pervert:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



PainterofCrap posted:

My dad used to sing, "Rudolph the Amber-Assed Antelope" after he'd had a few during the holidays.

generational goon meter blindness

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Lamech posted:

someone went to town on 'em:



insert deer
twist antelope
pull bear hogs

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

Lamech posted:

someone went to town on 'em:



How many feral hogs in my backyard is that good for?

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My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
last time i tried pulling bear hogs i got banned from cracker barrel

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