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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Echo Chamber posted:

Rumsfeld was a war criminal and an atrocious defense minister but an amazing philosopher.

That weird moment when the media decided Rumsfeld was a sex god

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Rumsfeld's standing desk and associated rumors he doesn't like to sit for long periods because his cryogenic underwear is uncomfortable in that position.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Let the eagle soar

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Everyone in the Bush administration was on Ambien all the time

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Mr. Lobe posted:

Let the eagle soar

censoring lady justice's boobies

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


StashAugustine posted:

Everyone in the Bush administration was on Ambien all the time

Trumps big cabinet of special British Dayquil or whatever it was

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

projecthalaxy posted:

Trumps big cabinet of special British Dayquil or whatever it was

Sudafed. Trump had an entire drawer full of boxes of British Sudafed, specifically combo pseudoephedrine/caffeine pills.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

strongly reconsidering my "Nixon is my homeboy" t-shirt

available on Amazon for $20

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Animal-Mother posted:

Rumsfeld's standing desk and associated rumors he doesn't like to sit for long periods because his cryogenic underwear is uncomfortable in that position.

that rumor being sourced to MartinRandom in GBS.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Mr. Lobe posted:

Let the eagle soar

let the eagle soar, yes, but not justices titty... that titty gotta get covered up

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

“this is definitely a budget. it’s got lots of good numbers in it”

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eooXNd0heM

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

mawarannahr posted:

available on Amazon for $20

Only registered members can see post attachments!

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Spergin Morlock posted:

he suddenly realized mid sentence that saying "shame on me" would end up clipped and repeated everywhere lol

lol OMG

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
A compilation of our president making a few harmless gaffes over years of speeches was once considered comedy worthy of primetime tv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ux3DKxxFoM

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

guidoanselmi posted:

censoring lady justice's boobies

Covering up the reproduction of Guernica when they went to the UN to ask for war.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

cenotaph posted:

You can tell this is true because you can see him tense up and grip the podium harder when he realizes it.

If he was a pro like Trump he could’ve just gone “well you know how it goes, don’t you folks? You know how it goes.”

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode

MikeCrotch posted:

That weird moment when the media decided Rumsfeld was a sex god

Cheney's giant hog


And the newspaper refusing to resell the photo

https://www.poynter.org/reporting-editing/2004/milwaukee-paper-wont-sell-photo-showing-cheneys-bulge/

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
That looks like something in his pocket that drifted inwards

idk the origin of the phallus would have to be too far down and to his right for that to be his wiener

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

That looks like something in his pocket that drifted inwards

idk the origin of the phallus would have to be too far down and to his right for that to be his wiener

well in this case, dick was always on the far right

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

:eyepop:

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

"A wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq—I mean of the Ukraine... Iraq too"

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Bush Freudian slipping

https://twitter.com/ajenglish/status/1527188387555319809?s=46&t=OgeI2NQF9BfMceVZg_fcJw

sleeptalker posted:

"A wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq—I mean of the Ukraine... Iraq too"

e: fb

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

That looks like something in his pocket that drifted inwards

idk the origin of the phallus would have to be too far down and to his right for that to be his wiener

its a colostomy bag

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Wow imagine having a brain-rotted 75yo running the country.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Trevor Noah had a seven year run as the host of the Daily Show and said nothing funny or insightful in that entire time.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


That dude apologizing to Cheney for getting shot in the face by Cheney

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Animal-Mother posted:

Trevor Noah had a seven year run as the host of the Daily Show and said nothing funny or insightful in that entire time.

Understandable, he was competing with Trump for lols for the first half of it

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

projecthalaxy posted:

That dude apologizing to Cheney for getting shot in the face by Cheney

cheney, who was definitely sober at the time,

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Animal-Mother posted:

Trevor Noah had a seven year run as the host of the Daily Show and said nothing funny or insightful in that entire time.

Remember when he said striking miners should be shot

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Tbf john Stewart hosted the daily show for all those years before and its basically libs the TV show

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Animal-Mother posted:

Trevor Noah had a seven year run as the host of the Daily Show and said nothing funny or insightful in that entire time.

yea he's a dumb shitlib

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Daily Show alumna and Daily Show Lite host Sam Bee's years long fight against racial integration of her kids school

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

projecthalaxy posted:

Daily Show alumna and Daily Show Lite host Sam Bee's years long fight against racial integration of her kids school

Sam Bee's last show being so bad when it got cancelled they filled in the first week or two got filled in with reruns of robot fighting episodes rather than reruns of her own show it was that loving bad lmao

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
jordan klepper segments were always good they should just do segments instead of having a guy that tries to do Come to Jesus moments

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

moist turtleneck posted:

jordan klepper segments were always good they should just do segments instead of having a guy that tries to do Come to Jesus moments

Just return the show to a parody of a nightly news show rather than trying to make it a nightly news show that has jokes in-between the headlines

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode

projecthalaxy posted:

Daily Show alumna and Daily Show Lite host Sam Bee's years long fight against racial integration of her kids school

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/samantha-bees-husband-school/

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
lmao at posting snopes in 2022

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
lol reading that snopes article they try so hard to hide whats going on

quote:

It is true that Jones’ children were affected by a school zoning issue in New York City in 2016. Although ethnicity and financial status were both issues in the debate, it is false to say that the Comedy Central star was fighting at any point to “keep black kids out of his children’s school.”

A Bakers Cousin has issued a correction as of 21:09 on Sep 30, 2022

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guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

i have no issue with bussing for integration, but think of the carbon footprint!

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