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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Crespolini posted:

i got this name mixed up with a similar one and got extremely excited for a moment

oscar?

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Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/pardonmymeme/status/1575658391619280896?s=46&t=TCQGJu6tVDSa6bbZBmwrpg

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Obnoxiously horny

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Nick was right to kick him off the show

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Bust rodd tier tweets

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
bust needs to come back

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
I always pictured Bust as Ian Fidance in Stav's body. He should be the new 3rd mic

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Sunk Dunk posted:

Wait adams girlfriend has big naturals? He completed his stolen valor journey

adam turning the lights off and closing his eyes before his gf takes her top off

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

the milk machine posted:

adam turning the lights off and closing his eyes before his gf takes her top off

lol

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
stavs diet only lost him 5 pounds in two weeks

seems like it should be a lot more at his Size

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
drat his brother is way funnier than him

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

moist turtleneck posted:

stavs diet only lost him 5 pounds in two weeks

seems like it should be a lot more at his Size

Not enough electric bike

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

moist turtleneck posted:

stavs diet only lost him 5 pounds in two weeks

seems like it should be a lot more at his Size

What I love about this, is that he's always making fun of the exercise itself, but he follows instruction to the letter. It shows that behind all the comedy, there's ACTUAL dedication.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
I will say that his goblet squat form was pretty good for a guy of his girth

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
- okay your two pounds heavier than when you started. That’s okay Alright alright alright muscle weighs more than fat!
- you’ve gained nine pounds, have you been cheating?
- get on the scale.
- get off the scale.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

This new movie Bros looks like it might be funny. Is comedy back?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Me when I heard "Cum-eatsoner Gordon": Comedy is back

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

That's correct

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
the autistic kid on the bus saying, "THE ORIOLES?! WE DON'T PLAY THEM UNTIL JUNE 2ND" was very funny to me

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

moist turtleneck posted:

stavs diet only lost him 5 pounds in two weeks

seems like it should be a lot more at his Size

5 pounds over two weeks is a 1000 calorie per day deficit and is at a faster pace than docs recommend. it's 120 pounds a year

I'm going to guess he didn't lose that much

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
i posit that a single broccoli would cause an avalanche of candy bar and jerky turds

Professor Latency
Mar 30, 2011

He did a big poo

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


i say swears online posted:

5 pounds over two weeks is a 1000 calorie per day deficit and is at a faster pace than docs recommend. it's 120 pounds a year

I'm going to guess he didn't lose that much

Should definitely be losing more than 5 lbs in two weeks at his weight.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

i say swears online posted:

5 pounds over two weeks is a 1000 calorie per day deficit and is at a faster pace than docs recommend. it's 120 pounds a year

I'm going to guess he didn't lose that much

consider that stavs current diet is 1000000000000 calories

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


When you factor in water weight 5 lbs is fine. Or not fine, it's bad. Idk

Cocaine is Abel
Nov 12, 2021
Stav spent 6 hours in a steam room then got on the scale and called his diet a success

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

net work error posted:

This new movie Bros looks like it might be funny. Is comedy back?

I don’t know what that movie is but god I hope so. I can’t even remember the last straight up comedy I saw in theaters.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

girls' trip maybe?

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
i listened to the c*mtown episode where nick does the deniro departed riff over and over at the gym today, it's a very funny podcast episode

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Thinking about the Trump vs DeNiro debate again.

Anderson Cooper: "Mr. President, I'm gay."
Trump: "Don't say that about yourself, Anderson."

Crindee
Nov 16, 2005

LOOK LIKE EMERIL
Well hello thread, huge Adam Friedland fan here. I was just fondly remembering a bit from some old podcast he used to be on, in fact, where one of the other hosts was doing a character of uh mixed race who was talking about how long the line at the bank was, but he really couldn't complain about it.

Anyone remember an episode number or have a clip?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

if you google the previous podcast name as well as the two lineages of that character it pops right up

hohhhhhh

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

islarur

Crindee
Nov 16, 2005

LOOK LIKE EMERIL
lol my results were apparently getting thrown off by searching for "cum town" instead of "cumtown," so glad I can revisit this nuanced-rear end bit

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Tetramin posted:

I don’t know what that movie is but god I hope so. I can’t even remember the last straight up comedy I saw in theaters.

honestly the last one i can remember is Game Night.

Mesopotamia
Apr 12, 2010

Sunk Dunk posted:

Wait adams girlfriend has big naturals? He completed his stolen valor journey

Gonna need a photo to verify

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Dudes rock

https://twitter.com/WhitneyM02/status/1575670031874039808?t=_H1xEwqRiMJMOKW0hoBzhQ&s=19

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Watch this

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxVWiKj2gD0gecfrlwqU-4WFbP5ZU4Asyc

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
5 lbs in 2 weeks is pathetic for a 300 lb man, and tells me that he has changed the diet almost not at all

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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



He did hwhat

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