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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Cute Thread: hypothetical murder potato
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Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
 Cute or scary?
https://twitter.com/closecalls7/status/1575126449794666496

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Elias_Maluco posted:

Cute or scary?
https://twitter.com/closecalls7/status/1575126449794666496

Looks like a moose and a mountain goat had a baby.

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Mr. Grumpybones
Apr 18, 2002
"We're falling out of the sky! We're going down! We're a silver gleaming death machine!"
So that would be called a…mountain goose?

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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!


We have a quail now. Apparently a student at the university got caught keeping her as a pet in the dorms and had to part with her asap, and Dienes has been campaigning to raise quail since the day we moved into this house.

The cage is only temporary until the hutch arrives that we'll put out back next to the catio, and I'm predicting we'll be getting more chicks to join her so we get lots of tiny eggs.

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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Cat is rescued from the tides:
https://i.imgur.com/e66rRpV.mp4

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
 Mum was not happy with the little one.

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Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

Jippa posted:

Mum was not happy with the little one.

She pulled the car over.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/Omar_pets0/status/1575423513980243969?s=20&t=jCdl2fmGRA4h8YrBLPe_dQ

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
what a goddamn good dog

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/PatinkinMandy/status/1575463338548596736?s=20&t=jCdl2fmGRA4h8YrBLPe_dQ

EDIT: Whoops didn't realize I'd just posted one. Enjoy this one anyway!

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

BaronVonVaderham posted:



We have a quail now.

I love them. Please bring updates.

Dick Trauma posted:


EDIT: Whoops didn't realize I'd just posted one. Enjoy this one anyway!

Who cares :justpost:

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe

Elias_Maluco posted:

Cute or scary?
https://twitter.com/closecalls7/status/1575126449794666496

Coming towards me: scary
Heading back to the mountains: cute

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Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

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raverrn
Apr 5, 2005

Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!


 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/404338516336574477/1025141821141160051/big_scary_panther.mp4

There is sound.

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Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

raverrn posted:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/404338516336574477/1025141821141160051/big_scary_panther.mp4

There is sound.

Very frightening

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Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
 I present you the water opossum (cuíca d'água)
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Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?
Its little webbed feets! :3:

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
swim fast
scream at rear end

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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

BaronVonVaderham posted:



We have a quail now. Apparently a student at the university got caught keeping her as a pet in the dorms and had to part with her asap, and Dienes has been campaigning to raise quail since the day we moved into this house.

The cage is only temporary until the hutch arrives that we'll put out back next to the catio, and I'm predicting we'll be getting more chicks to join her so we get lots of tiny eggs.

Join us in the chicken thread! Quail welcome!

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3417601&pagenumber=411&perpage=40

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1575605707029696514?s=20&t=hQJeduLo_9fxKQGQ_h8G7g

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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Pig having fun:

https://i.imgur.com/4t5XcI3.mp4

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Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

DarklyDreaming posted:

Pig having fun:

https://i.imgur.com/4t5XcI3.mp4

Wow check out that pig’s huge ball! :eyepop:

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Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
Pig boop on ball

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Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

 Only the best from the pig's ball website.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

 I like that the pig is built like it's going on robot wars and is designed not to be flippable.

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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1575605707029696514?s=20&t=hQJeduLo_9fxKQGQ_h8G7g

https://twitter.com/Mikko41642033/status/1575689490634444800?s=20&t=Ku5QrXYUfpwhC44TlU-lAg

A Russel Rocket

Terrier Torpedo

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

 Have you met any dwarf shrimp yet traveller?





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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/weirdlilguys/status/1576200760164876294

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World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA
 all hands serve to pet

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


 https://i.imgur.com/GK0Z56X.mp4

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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
Leave me alone; I gotta polish the old gator.

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Hey lady, the tin clearly says Turtle Wax!

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ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
 https://i.imgur.com/7i3Ejz3.mp4

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



 https://i.imgur.com/ZUh2UyR.mp4

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mystes
May 31, 2006

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ZUh2UyR.mp4
When your birb is stolen by your other pet is that called clucking?

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/WjgHjqx.mp4

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Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

ILL Machina posted:

https://i.imgur.com/WjgHjqx.mp4

You can't fool me, that's a Muppet.

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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

ILL Machina posted:

https://i.imgur.com/WjgHjqx.mp4

A baby Fizzgig :3:

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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
More birbposting:



Rexie's actually really well behaved, just very curious. Tammy's the chillest bird, she just likes being near people. She's already improved so much since coming here.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
 Yeah, I dunno, rexie looks kinda pissed.

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