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Thinking back to the time someone in here was positing that Elon might not, in fact, be a giant idiot chucklefuck a while back
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Captain Hygiene posted:Thinking back to the time someone in here was positing that Elon might not, in fact, be a giant idiot chucklefuck a while back You see, he just *pretends* to be a giant idiot chucklefuck because reasons
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Hello Sailor posted:You see, he just *pretends* to be a giant idiot chucklefuck because reasons No, no, no. He’s a misunderstood genius who’s unfairly portrayed as a giant idiot chucklefuck by the biased media. I have read many unbiased articles that conclusively prove otherwise. You want links to these articles? To read them for yourself? No, I’d prefer not to share them ITT
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Sep 30, 2022 06:07
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Sep 30, 2022 10:26
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the morty & ricky guy?
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Sep 30, 2022 10:49
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busalover posted:the morty & ricky guy? Yeah, both Roiland and Harmon, the co-creators, have a connection to Musk. Harmon had him as a guest on his podcast years ago and made a big deal out of being friends with him.
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Sep 30, 2022 10:55
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God I hope Elon is forced to buy Twitter and then makes people pay Doge to post
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Sep 30, 2022 14:10
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Who would pay to post on the internet?
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Sep 30, 2022 14:21
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Lawman 0 posted:I am once again asking Americans to destroy nerd culture. They did and now we have iPhones, facebook, and elon musk.
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Sep 30, 2022 14:38
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Replies from that dumb rear end Jason Calicanis in there too gleefully ready to fire half of the workforce to hit some perceived "industry standard" for revenue per employee.
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Sep 30, 2022 14:49
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Anton Chigurh posted:Well, I dunno. Haven't really thought about it. If you want to know how smart Elon is. He’s smart enough to get a BA in physics but not smart enough to take upper division classes and get a BS. Respectable but you’ll find smarter people all over the place.
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Sep 30, 2022 14:54
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One guy I graduated with, in physics, left still believing in perpetual motion machines and the government covering up water engines.
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Sep 30, 2022 15:05
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I just learned about this tweet from somewhere else and goddamn, he really does sound like a loving five year old who's using his imagination to think up the most "awesome-est" truck ever.
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Sep 30, 2022 15:06
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Someone on Reddit said he was probably high and watching Hurricane footage, and that's why.
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Sep 30, 2022 15:12
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busalover posted:Someone on Reddit said he was probably high and watching Hurricane footage, and that's why. ilmucche posted:He's watching hurricane coverage while high and tweeting the first thing that comes to mind isn't he? 
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Sep 30, 2022 15:37
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killer crane posted:Who would pay to post on the internet? Not Twitter users.
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Sep 30, 2022 15:37
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King Carnivore posted:Batteries and stainless steel float, right? Right?!? Does regular steel and nuclear reactor float? I think once upon a time, people were skeptical about steel ships. Didn't realize some of them are still alive.
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Sep 30, 2022 16:15
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What happens when the CybertruckTM becomes a boat? Does it just get carried off wherever the current is going, or is Musk imagining it’ll deploy a concealed rudder and propeller to “drive” to shore, ala James Bond? Fun fact: on early Model 3s you’d end up with water in the trunk if you opened the lid, due to a design flaw.
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Sep 30, 2022 16:38
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C’mon Elon, shame on you for not also making cybertruck fly!
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Sep 30, 2022 16:42
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Didn't he previously make some claim about using teslas to transport people out of wildfires because of the cabin filters?
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Sep 30, 2022 16:59
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lDDQD posted:Does regular steel and nuclear reactor float? I think once upon a time, people were skeptical about steel ships. Didn't realize some of them are still alive. To be clear: I am skeptical the Cybertruck will float. Or exist.
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Guze posted:Didn't he previously make some claim about using teslas to transport people out of wildfires because of the cabin filters? If there's anywhere I want to be in a Tesla, it's a place with plenty of ambient fire already I'm an accelerationist you see
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Sep 30, 2022 17:06
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King Carnivore posted:To be clear: I am skeptical the Cybertruck will float. Or exist. IDK, the company's behavior so for has been consistent with making new vehicles that didn't previously exist eventually exist. I think they can pull it off a 5th time.
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Sep 30, 2022 18:01
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lDDQD posted:Does regular steel and nuclear reactor float? I think once upon a time, people were skeptical about steel ships. Didn't realize some of them are still alive. go away
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Sep 30, 2022 18:30
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lDDQD posted:IDK, the company's behavior so for has been consistent with making new vehicles that didn't previously exist eventually exist. I think they can pull it off a 5th time. Musk is not Ironman. Musk is a bond villain.
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Sep 30, 2022 19:04
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lDDQD posted:IDK, the company's behavior so for has been consistent with making new vehicles that didn't previously exist eventually exist. I think they can pull it off a 5th time. You think that Tesla, the company that produces panel gaps that happen to have a barely-functional car somewhere between them, can mass-produce a land vehicle watertight enough to cross a sea
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Sep 30, 2022 19:35
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Isn’t the Cybertruck vaporware anyway?
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Sep 30, 2022 20:08
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he's an expert at making the impossible possible in the car space, which i know because before Musk bought Tesla there was no such thing as an electric car, or a Tesla car concept, except that both of those things definitely existed before he cut a check and took credit, look what i'm saying is i am very smart and i know a lot about this stuff
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Sep 30, 2022 20:20
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Cybertruck was built using chitty-chitty bang-bang technology for the ultimate off-road experience.
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Sep 30, 2022 20:33
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therobit posted:Isn’t the Cybertruck vaporware anyway? Yes
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Sep 30, 2022 20:35
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Somfin posted:You think that Tesla, the company that produces panel gaps that happen to have a barely-functional car somewhere between them, can mass-produce a land vehicle watertight enough to cross a sea That does seem a little far-fetched, but we've got some posters here incredulous at the idea that Tesla is capable of producing vehicles at all.
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Sep 30, 2022 20:35
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I mean doesn’t Tesla in fact struggle with that
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Sep 30, 2022 20:36
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CharlestheHammer posted:I mean doesn’t Tesla in fact struggle with that
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Sep 30, 2022 21:14
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JossiRossi posted:Musk is not Ironman. Musk is a bond villain. Hes no more of a bond villian than Snidely Whiplash, and just as smart as him too.
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Sep 30, 2022 21:46
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On the plus side if you get Elon to tweet that Teslas are amphibious then we get to laugh at tesla owners confidently drowning their vehicles /selves
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CharlestheHammer posted:I mean doesn’t Tesla in fact struggle with that Yes, and storage of the ones it does produce, and transport since they tore out their railroad connection and deliberately pissed off the rail companies- companies capable of holding century-long grudges- and also their factories are overworked unsafe deathtraps because Musk doesn't like the idea of hazard warnings. And the cars they do manage to produce that are actually up to standard- which is a shockingly small proportion given the problems with the ones that they consider up to standard* - aren't doing anything new apart from an extremely inefficient battery power load balancer and trying to do self-driving using only image recognition. They are notoriously bad cars. *Norwegian Tesla owners started a hunger strike with a list of grievances including that the cars don't start when it's cold, they don't start when it's warm, the cars are rusting when bought new, and the doors randomly open during operation.
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Sep 30, 2022 22:37
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I love how America's obsession with sending text messages (akin to the Japanese and their thing with fax machines) has led to so many idiots getting caught saying or doing stupid rear end poo poo. Maybe some day the US will wise up to how much worse text messages are for privacy than other lovely-but-slighty-safer options with end-to-end encryption, but I don't think it will be during this decade.
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Sep 30, 2022 22:48
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I’m not really talking about crimes with my friends and family over text, so I’m not too worried
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Somfin posted:Yes, and storage of the ones it does produce, and transport since they tore out their railroad connection and deliberately pissed off the rail companies- companies capable of holding century-long grudges- and also their factories are overworked unsafe deathtraps because Musk doesn't like the idea of hazard warnings. are the cars still poo poo? it seems like the coverage of stuff like whompy wheels and random fires seems to have fallen off
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