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withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Probably just RBF.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 03:06

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# ? May 25, 2024 18:15

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

withak posted:

Probably just RBF.

Yeah; Rexing Bitch Face! :downsrim:

# ? Oct 2, 2022 03:32

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

https://i.imgur.com/WTFxkD6.mp4

# ? Oct 2, 2022 07:19

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

BaronVonVaderham posted:

More birbposting:

Rexie's actually really well behaved, just very curious. Tammy's the chillest bird, she just likes being near people. She's already improved so much since coming here.

Rexie looks like Tammy's just taken one of her favourite hang-out spots or something.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 08:41

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Goose zoomies in The Peaceable Kingdom.

https://twitter.com/caenhillcc/status/1576503214408486913?s=20&t=2BBff1LnSCCGQZiN77liMQ

# ? Oct 2, 2022 13:06

Fighting Trousers: May 17, 2011; Does this excite you, girl?

BaronVonVaderham posted:

More birbposting:

Rexie's actually really well behaved, just very curious. Tammy's the chillest bird, she just likes being near people. She's already improved so much since coming here.

Rexie looks like she is judging the poo poo outta that birb.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 15:17

BaronVonVaderham: Jul 31, 2011; All hail the queen!

PurpleXVI posted:

Rexie looks like Tammy's just taken one of her favourite hang-out spots or something.

Because she absolutely did (temporarily). TV time = lap time (or, rather, going under a blanket between legs while the owner of said legs arranges the blanket to form a sort of tent that doesn't actually touch her)

# ? Oct 2, 2022 16:17

Taerkar: Dec 7, 2002; kind of into it, really

Fighting Trousers posted:

Rexie looks like she is judging the poo poo outta that birb.

Well she *is* a cat.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 17:29

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

Pipe creates problems:
https://i.imgur.com/FUNbXXK.mp4

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:20

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/feederofcats/status/1576602770173415424?s=20&t=0wv4XTq8-22ynO-gwnE2Bw

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:34

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Dick Trauma posted:

Goose zoomies in The Peaceable Kingdom.

https://twitter.com/caenhillcc/status/1576503214408486913?s=20&t=2BBff1LnSCCGQZiN77liMQ

Love me a good gander reveal party

# ? Oct 2, 2022 19:01

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

https://i.imgur.com/Xz0dGp9.mp4

# ? Oct 2, 2022 19:57

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/AnimalsCaption/status/1576649742704005120

# ? Oct 2, 2022 23:11

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

This whole learning-AI-generator thing seems to be hovering on the cusp of "too far"

# ? Oct 2, 2022 23:25

NoNotTheMindProbe: Aug 9, 2010; pony porn was here

waggles posted:

I love Fall.

https://i.imgur.com/Eddq099.mp4

Aren't people worried about snakes living in these leaf piles?

# ? Oct 2, 2022 23:34

wash bucket: Feb 21, 2006

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Aren't people worried about snakes living in these leaf piles?

More worried about dog poo poo.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 23:45

mystes: May 31, 2006

I'd be more worried about having to rake the leaves again

# ? Oct 2, 2022 23:46

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Aren't people worried about snakes living in these leaf piles?

Pretty sure all places were the leaves fall are too cold for poisonous snakes. At the very least too cold for any sort of snake to be able to move quickly enough to do much of anything

# ? Oct 2, 2022 23:47

RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

McCracAttack posted:

More worried about dog poo poo.

and ticks

# ? Oct 2, 2022 23:53

mystes: May 31, 2006

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/AnimalsCaption/status/1576649742704005120

cat spawn camping

# ? Oct 2, 2022 23:53

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Aren't people worried about snakes living in these leaf piles?

Do you often encounter snakes in freshly raked piles of leaves?

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Pretty sure all places were the leaves fall are too cold for poisonous snakes. At the very least too cold for any sort of snake to be able to move quickly enough to do much of anything

# ? Oct 2, 2022 23:55

That70sHeidi: Aug 16, 2009

Spiders. Those huge gently caress off skinny ones that supposedly aren't technically spiders but yes they are. They love the woods and leaves and leaf piles. So many spiders. That's all I can think of when I see leaf piles is the spiders waiting within.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 23:57

dupersaurus: Aug 1, 2012; Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Pretty sure all places were the leaves fall are too cold for poisonous snakes. At the very least too cold for any sort of snake to be able to move quickly enough to do much of anything

The copperhead, timber and pacific rattlesnake, and others would disagree

# ? Oct 3, 2022 00:12

NoNotTheMindProbe: Aug 9, 2010; pony porn was here

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Do you often encounter snakes in freshly raked piles of leaves?

If I see a pile of leaf litter I assume there's a snake in there. Or it's a scrub turkey nest.

# ? Oct 3, 2022 00:19

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

dupersaurus posted:

The copperhead, timber and pacific rattlesnake, and others would disagree

Well America is a silly place, they don't follow the laws of gentlemen there. I am right, it's America who is wrong!

# ? Oct 3, 2022 00:44

Nordick: Sep 3, 2011; Yes.

dupersaurus posted:

The copperhead, timber and pacific rattlesnake, and others would disagree

Also a bunch of various viper species...

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Well America is a silly place, they don't follow the laws of gentlemen there. I am right, it's America who is wrong!

...including vipera berus, the common European viper.

:eng101:

Nordick has a new favorite as of 09:33 on Oct 3, 2022

# ? Oct 3, 2022 09:29

Nordick: Sep 3, 2011; Yes.

Also here's a Cute Tax for propagating a derail:

# ? Oct 3, 2022 09:34

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/63094080

"The fossa is classed as a vulnerable species, which means they could eventually go extinct. They're only found in the forests of Madagascar - an island off the South-Eastern coast of Africa - but scientists say the island has already lost nearly 90% of its forests."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po5KXxF99Dc

# ? Oct 3, 2022 09:38