sebmojo posted:

Why do you think it's faked? That a kid can't write 20 names for imaginary dogs in a row?

mobby_6kl posted:

R#? R++? Jesus I'm really losing track of new programming languages.

sebmojo posted:

Why do you think it's faked? That a kid can't write 20 names for imaginary dogs in a row?

90s Cringe Rock posted:

I'm significantly older and larger than that kid and I can't get past five before my mind goes blank. It's impossible.

90s Cringe Rock posted:

I'm significantly older and larger than that kid and I can't get past five before my mind goes blank. It's impossible.

DontMockMySmock posted:

at the very least, the idea "my child took my phone and typed their response to my question instead of just saying it out loud like a normal human" strikes me as exceedingly implausible

but also have you met kids? none of those "my child said the funniest thing" posts ever sound like the voice of an actual child. if you want one that i think is genuine, the "kids write jokes" twitter is probably mostly actually kids; you can tell because they loving suck and aren't funny

the dead giveaways in this particular meme are the e with an accent mark typed by a presumably english-speaking child on a phone presumably configured for english, and spelling "champagne" correctly. although it doesn't specify an age, so perhaps the child in question is a particularly intelligent teenager (at which point it still stops being funny for, again, not being written by a real child)

DontMockMySmock posted:

at the very least, the idea "my child took my phone and typed their response to my question instead of just saying it out loud like a normal human" strikes me as exceedingly implausible

but also have you met kids? none of those "my child said the funniest thing" posts ever sound like the voice of an actual child. if you want one that i think is genuine, the "kids write jokes" twitter is probably mostly actually kids; you can tell because they loving suck and aren't funny

the dead giveaways in this particular meme are the e with an accent mark typed by a presumably english-speaking child on a phone presumably configured for english, and spelling "champagne" correctly. although it doesn't specify an age, so perhaps the child in question is a particularly intelligent teenager (at which point it still stops being funny for, again, not being written by a real child)

DontMockMySmock posted:

at the very least, the idea "my child took my phone and typed their response to my question instead of just saying it out loud like a normal human" strikes me as exceedingly implausible

but also have you met kids? none of those "my child said the funniest thing" posts ever sound like the voice of an actual child. if you want one that i think is genuine, the "kids write jokes" twitter is probably mostly actually kids; you can tell because they loving suck and aren't funny

the dead giveaways in this particular meme are the e with an accent mark typed by a presumably english-speaking child on a phone presumably configured for english, and spelling "champagne" correctly. although it doesn't specify an age, so perhaps the child in question is a particularly intelligent teenager (at which point it still stops being funny for, again, not being written by a real child)

Kheldarn posted:

It's R₊⁺. Totally different from R++.

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Just stick with R-Type, or R-Type II

sebmojo posted:

Why do you think it's faked? That a kid can't write 20 names for imaginary dogs in a row?

some plague rats posted:

Are you trying to get another avatar calling you a joyless dweeb or what

Antigravitas posted:

R# a VS extension, and so is R++ (for .Net and C++ respectively).

DontMockMySmock posted:

if you want one that i think is genuine, the "kids write jokes" twitter is probably mostly actually kids; you can tell because they loving suck and aren't funny

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

It's very easy. Just type whatever random poo poo enters your head. It's low-effort lol monkeycheese humour.

Sammy Snood
Hagar the Horrible
Banjax Fleasbody
Nutella
Lady Florence of Gilsbury
Slieve McDichael
Manfart 2.0
Abba did nothing wrong
Matt Daemon
Stone Temple Pilates
Not a Sausig
Ballamory
Sheba of Assad
Mittens the Infowarrior
Osama bin Kitten
Vladimir Cute-in
Liss Puss
Noam Nomsky
Barry Kitpeas
Julian Pussange

DontMockMySmock posted:

at the very least, the idea "my child took my phone and typed their response to my question instead of just saying it out loud like a normal human" strikes me as exceedingly implausible

but also have you met kids? none of those "my child said the funniest thing" posts ever sound like the voice of an actual child. if you want one that i think is genuine, the "kids write jokes" twitter is probably mostly actually kids; you can tell because they loving suck and aren't funny

the dead giveaways in this particular meme are the e with an accent mark typed by a presumably english-speaking child on a phone presumably configured for english, and spelling "champagne" correctly. although it doesn't specify an age, so perhaps the child in question is a particularly intelligent teenager (at which point it still stops being funny for, again, not being written by a real child)

Zil posted:

Thanks for reminding me I need to get gas today before work tomorrow.

`Nemesis posted:

Empty Sandwich posted:

a lot of people can't do this.

quote:

1. lemony snicket. US Navy. applesauce

2. lemple snavy

3. leemple snavy

4. fin

DontMockMySmock posted:

at the very least, the idea "my child took my phone and typed their response to my question instead of just saying it out loud like a normal human" strikes me as exceedingly implausible

but also have you met kids? none of those "my child said the funniest thing" posts ever sound like the voice of an actual child. if you want one that i think is genuine, the "kids write jokes" twitter is probably mostly actually kids; you can tell because they loving suck and aren't funny

the dead giveaways in this particular meme are the e with an accent mark typed by a presumably english-speaking child on a phone presumably configured for english, and spelling "champagne" correctly. although it doesn't specify an age, so perhaps the child in question is a particularly intelligent teenager (at which point it still stops being funny for, again, not being written by a real child)

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Holy poo poo Colombo this meme takes two seconds to process and decide whether to laugh or scroll by and here you are writing a dissertation on it

I just wanna meme for God's sake!

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

It's very easy. Just type whatever random poo poo enters your head. It's low-effort lol monkeycheese humour.

Sammy Snood
Hagar the Horrible
Banjax Fleasbody
Nutella
Lady Florence of Gilsbury
Slieve McDichael
Manfart 2.0
Abba did nothing wrong
Matt Daemon
Stone Temple Pilates
Not a Sausig
Ballamory
Sheba of Assad
Mittens the Infowarrior
Osama bin Kitten
Vladimir Cute-in
Liss Puss
Noam Nomsky
Barry Kitpeas
Julian Pussange

Karate Bastard posted:

These are p great

Karate Bastard posted:

These are p great