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mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

Zil posted:

I do not want to sleep in a bed where the visage of Cher looms over me.

sounds like a you problem

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BarbarousBertha
Aug 2, 2007

gschmidl posted:

I don't want to spoil what happens when you get to the house pics.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/79124-Lake-Club-Dr-Indio-CA-92203/18060481_zpid/

I didn't think the pictures were ever going to get inside of the house. They're half the pool.

You guys are haters, though. Who wouldn't want to shower with Shakira?

The only thing that has been murdered in there is a case of Grey Goose. It's FABULOUS.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

BarbarousBertha posted:

I didn't think the pictures were ever going to get inside of the house. They're half the pool.

It's a drat nice pool.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




BarbarousBertha posted:

I didn't think the pictures were ever going to get inside of the house. They're half the pool.

I was starting to think that was the joke. Wait until you see the house *there is no house* :troll:

BarbarousBertha
Aug 2, 2007

I had the same thought! But then the camp exploded.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It's a drat nice pool.

Yeah, I don't blame them for being proud of it.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


101 E Linfield St, Glendora, CA 91740

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I'm sorry is there a "Really Cool Houses" thread you meant to post that, the only ranch I've ever liked, in?

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
if you take the whole rightmost third off the floorplan it makes sense, the rest is just an awkward addition into what was the yard

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

They're living in 2032 apparently:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


3860 W 44th St, Cleveland, OH 44109

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



What happened to the inside of that house to leave it in that condition? The floors look like they need completely restored and someone apparently was just punching holes in the wall that they then half fixed?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

muscles like this! posted:

What happened to the inside of that house to leave it in that condition? The floors look like they need completely restored and someone apparently was just punching holes in the wall that they then half fixed?

Cotrner owner was named Kyle

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

muscles like this! posted:

What happened to the inside of that house to leave it in that condition? The floors look like they need completely restored and someone apparently was just punching holes in the wall that they then half fixed?

It's in Cleveland.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

muscles like this! posted:

What happened to the inside of that house to leave it in that condition? The floors look like they need completely restored and someone apparently was just punching holes in the wall that they then half fixed?

Looks like the wood paneling was torn out of some rooms and the resulting holes hastily patched over. Also they got plasterers in to repair the ceilings and didn't clean up after them so all the hardwood floors and benchtops and fixtures are covered in plaster dust

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




$675,000 will get you a pair of pyramids in rural NC.

The architect's daughter wrote an essay about them back in 2012.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
3 bedrooms

7 bathrooms

2 pyramids

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003



drat, those pyramids are a 10 minute drive from my grandparents' farm. Wish we'd known about it when I was a kid!

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

But do they have planning permission for burial? This pharaoh couldn't BELIEVE the answer! Free legal consultation with our expert team on 0757...

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

muscles like this! posted:

What happened to the inside of that house to leave it in that condition? The floors look like they need completely restored and someone apparently was just punching holes in the wall that they then half fixed?

incomplete renovation. since the house is a hundred years old and it is highly atypical in form it was probably a custom job that was hard to sell over the years for just being loving weird, and probably it sat around either abandoned for a while or used as a tenant rental which slowly got it beat up over time. someone decided to buy it and fix it up and only got about 1/3 of the way through the renovation before running out of money or having some kind of problem necessitating they sell it in dogshit half finished condition

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Looks like the wood paneling was torn out of some rooms and the resulting holes hastily patched over. Also they got plasterers in to repair the ceilings and didn't clean up after them so all the hardwood floors and benchtops and fixtures are covered in plaster dust

yeah the poo poo all over the floors is construction dust

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
its worth pointing out again that if you're just bored and looking for weird loving houses on MLS sites, "castle" remains a top tier search keyword. this is because you can easily disregard all the realtor cliche "home is a castle" talk by looking for houses with literal turrets and crenellation, which cannot be hidden by clever photography


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2009-Victoria-Hl-Rochester-MI-48306/24364811_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/626-Red-Tail-Ln-Ashland-NE-68003/295222997_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1132-E-Us-Highway-160-West-Plains-MO-65775/115935732_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2096-Bill-Carruth-Pkwy-Hiram-GA-30141/237730356_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/101-103-N-Grant-St-Charlevoix-MI-49720/2062546752_zpid/

"chateau" often works as well, along with "unique"

Mr. Fall Down Terror has a new favorite as of 00:08 on Sep 29, 2022

codswallop
Dec 26, 2012

BABIES EVERYWHERE!

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

its worth pointing out again that if you're just bored and looking for weird loving houses on MLS sites, "castle" remains a top tier search keyword. this is because you can easily disregard all the realtor cliche "home is a castle" talk by looking for houses with literal turrets and crenellation, which cannot be hidden by clever photography


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2009-Victoria-Hl-Rochester-MI-48306/24364811_zpid/

I can’t hate on this one, not with the estate agent’s cheesy tour video featuring himself as a knight, come to rescue a princess/coworker in a Halloween costume dress, being chased away by the family dog in a lovely dragon costume

Edite:video here:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2009-Victoria-Hl-Rochester-MI-48306/24364811_zpid/?mmlb=v,0

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

codswallop posted:

I can’t hate on this one, not with the estate agent’s cheesy tour video featuring himself as a knight, come to rescue a princess/coworker in a Halloween costume dress, being chased away by the family dog in a lovely dragon costume

Edite:video here:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2009-Victoria-Hl-Rochester-MI-48306/24364811_zpid/?mmlb=v,0
That was incredible

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Turning lemons into lemonade right there.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
I immediately sent that video to three people. Delightful.

I posted this in the Interior Design thread but I really should have posted it here.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




All I can think of for this one is that they started with black mold and just kinda ran with it from there.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I immediately sent that video to three people. Delightful.

I posted this in the Interior Design thread but I really should have posted it here.

This would be the worst house to be drunk/high in.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Or the best.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
Cursed

https://twitter.com/npcSara/status/1576475696305537024

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
It's clearly a doge house

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Is it just me or does that scream "this is totally what trendy females like, bro"?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

No I think the wall of crypto tweets actually screams "I am a desperately lonely nerd who formerly had too much money and now have to sell my house because crypto died and I lost everything"

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Crypto House. Says so right on the wall with the astroturf on it.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



CRYPTO HOOOOUUUSE! :arghfist:

rekko
Jul 24, 2022

〜✧・♡・★〜🌟💗・♥・💗🌟〜★・♡・✧〜
❗スゴイ❗
Burn down the actual house and sell it as an NFT that's how it works yes?

Zonko_T.M.
Jul 1, 2007

I'm not here to fuck spiders!

Excuse me I have this URL that says I own the token of the house, please remove this physical copy of the house as it was made without my consent

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Is it just me or does that scream "this is totally what trendy females like, bro"?
Well now you just reminded me of the bathdoom and I got all warm and fuzzy.

Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost

Alternatively, blessed or schadenfreude; Crypto bro spends phat NFT gains and loses everything including his castle.

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003


Do you have a link to the original house? I want to share this with context.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1588713731957338117?s=20&t=86GzZhiXpJExdCTIuHypZw

Click through to see more pics, including where this bed waterfall drains into the living room.

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HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
omg in one of the pics the covers are damp at the corner

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