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They're not wrong. But is it from a 'Russia-esque' stance or from a more, y'know, reasonable stance.
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Oct 3, 2022 11:03
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https://twitter.com/Elisabeth_Moss9/status/1576701210203078659
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Oct 3, 2022 11:33
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The truck is only this big juw in case they need to transport the owner of said scooter which is your mom
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Oct 3, 2022 14:17
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Not to be pedantic, but when it's written that way without punctuation/capitalization, I can't help reading it as just "scooter" in a funny accent
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Oct 3, 2022 16:25
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We're getting faster harder scooter
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Oct 3, 2022 20:46
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Oct 3, 2022 23:45
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Henchman of Santa posted:https://twitter.com/emfundertaker/status/1576920319113441280?t=-oe664JE8fRbx9d-beMuVw&s=19 Exactly as much concentrated old person brainworms as I expected based on the portrait pic
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Oct 3, 2022 23:59
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Ukraine ambassador tells Elon Musk to ‘f*** off’ after Tesla boss tries Twitter poll to solve conflict
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Oct 4, 2022 00:36
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Captain Hygiene posted:Exactly as much concentrated old person brainworms as I expected based on the portrait pic I'm curious how ethical it is to give terrible advice to families so they continue to need your psychology services.
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Oct 4, 2022 01:09
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Sir Lemming posted:Not to be pedantic, but when it's written that way without punctuation/capitalization, I can't help reading it as just "scooter" in a funny accent Escooter pronounced like escargot.
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Oct 4, 2022 01:24
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Oct 4, 2022 02:59
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At least this gender reveal had the person doing the reveal get hurt.
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Oct 4, 2022 04:30
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Henchman of Santa posted:https://twitter.com/emfundertaker/status/1576920319113441280?t=-oe664JE8fRbx9d-beMuVw&s=19 “I’m not hyper emotional,” says man who starts article about high-fives with “AAAAARRRRGHHH!”. Is this really what you want to do with your remaining time, old man?
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Oct 4, 2022 07:02
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ultrafilter posted:Ukraine ambassador tells Elon Musk to ‘f*** off’ after Tesla boss tries Twitter poll to solve conflict This had better set a more far-reaching precedent.
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Oct 4, 2022 09:27
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Such Fun posted:“I’m not hyper emotional,” says man who starts article about high-fives with “AAAAARRRRGHHH!”. It's not just that a dumb hill to die on and he doesn't just guard said hill with uncalled vigilance but he's so drat eager to shout about how he's defending that hill, basically an internet person™ IRL
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Oct 4, 2022 09:31
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Samovar posted:This had better set a more far-reaching precedent. Everyone telling musk to gently caress off would be good It would also be good if insults and swearing became the language of international diplomacy.
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Oct 4, 2022 09:32
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By popular demand posted:It's not just that a dumb hill to die on and he doesn't just guard said hill with uncalled vigilance but he's so drat eager to shout about how he's defending that hill, basically an internet person™ IRL I misread the first part of that sentence, and for a brief moment I thought something amazing was going to happen in thread. But no, you're disappointingly sane (in this instance).
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Oct 4, 2022 09:44
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I assure you that I'm disappointingly sane in most instances. Feel free to imagine me otherwise if that makes me appear more fun and interesting.
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Oct 4, 2022 09:59
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Maybe a little bit flirty too.
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Oct 4, 2022 10:34
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Can someone give me the tl;dr of why not to high-five a child?
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Lobok posted:Can someone give me the tl;dr of why not to high-five a child? It fosters a lack of respect for their elders in children, because it is treating them as equals. AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
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Oct 4, 2022 12:18
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Please allow me to present my condensed and translated treatment: "as an aging white man I can't help but feel modern culture had passed me by, please read my frustrated rant calling for a return to a Victorian way of child rearing and accept that I am very smart."
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Oct 4, 2022 13:05
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Such Fun posted:It fosters a lack of respect for their elders in children, because it is treating them as equals. But that's why you follow up with "down low! Ohh, too slow!" So they know their place.
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Oct 4, 2022 14:37
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By popular demand posted:Please allow me to present my condensed and translated treatment:
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An elite athlete in pads charging you and hitting you for running around with pink smoke seems like an actual crime but, ya know.
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butt dickus posted:no, he was like this before he was old. this is who my parents read when they raised my brother and me poo poo I'm sorry, do you need a high five?
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Oct 4, 2022 15:58
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By popular demand posted:poo poo I'm sorry, do you need a high five?
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Oct 4, 2022 16:03
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:An elite athlete in pads charging you and hitting you for running around with pink smoke seems like an actual crime but, ya know. You should've stayed off the field.
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Oct 4, 2022 16:07
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:An elite athlete in pads charging you and hitting you for running around with pink smoke seems like an actual crime but, ya know. I’m convinced anyone who runs onto the field at a football game is at least in part trying to get the experience of being trucked by a professional.
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Oct 4, 2022 16:16
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Remember this guy? Well turns out: https://twitter.com/lukeoneil47/status/1577062563929415680 Who could have possibly predicted this?
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Oct 4, 2022 23:44
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Brandfarlig posted:You should've stayed off the field. “Shouldn’t have broken into my house or I wouldn’t have had to blow his entire head off.” 
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He was going to be tackled by security either way, just like everyone else who has ever run onto an athletic field during a game. It doesn't become a crime because he got lit up by an actual player, and it will get thrown out of court if he tries to press charges on that.
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Oct 5, 2022 01:09
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:“Shouldn’t have broken into my house or I wouldn’t have had to blow his entire head off.” what lovely factory produces these kinds of posters
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Oct 5, 2022 01:32
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Alaois posted:what lovely factory produces these kinds of posters Dunno but I hope Bobby Wagner tackles the poo poo out of it.
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Oct 5, 2022 02:39
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I think if anything the player's probably going to have a better handle on how to tackle someone in a way less likely to cause serious injury.
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Oct 5, 2022 02:50
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The High Five was invented by noted homosexual Glenn Burke and as such is a tool to recruit children into the CRT agenda.
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2nd Amendment posted:The High Five was invented by noted homosexual Glenn Burke and as such is a tool to recruit children into the CRT agenda.
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Alaois posted:what lovely factory produces these kinds of posters Monitor, etc.
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