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May 7, 2021 06:24
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- Adbot
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Jun 3, 2024 21:38
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- Macnult
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May 7, 2021 06:27
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May 7, 2021 06:27
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- Escape From Noise
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The cool kids call it yakkin, banana canoeing, double down paddlin
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May 7, 2021 08:37
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- Luvcow
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What is on that dudes nose with the cord? Is this some Dune thing but the opposite because he is in the water?
in the yak world it's known as a donglesnitch and if you don't know what it is then you're not into
serious kayaking
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May 7, 2021 12:30
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- nut
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if you were that into it you’d do it on land too JUST SAYING
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May 7, 2021 13:29
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- nut
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you drive to work? haha oh interesting
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May 7, 2021 13:30
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- Ventral EggSac
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There's a a 70% increase in drownings among those who joke while kyaking
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May 7, 2021 13:36
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- Luvcow
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first rule of yaking: no smiling
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May 7, 2021 15:32
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- Luvcow
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me seeing a couple kids laughing as they kayak down the river and knowing they're already dead they just don't know it yet
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May 7, 2021 15:34
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- Luvcow
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making it through the rapids with a grim sneer on my face, I feel safe now on the calm waters and let a smile creep across my face. I realize too late the error of my ways as I'm engulfed in flames as my kayak spontaneously combusts.
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May 7, 2021 15:36
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- nut
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approaching the water with the same serious aggression and weaponry as the american gladiator who approaches the 33 year old sales manager contestant
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May 7, 2021 15:41
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- Luvcow
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approaching the water with the same serious aggression and weaponry as the american gladiator who approaches the 33 year old sales manager contestant
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May 7, 2021 15:43
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- Luvcow
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oh honey let's try kayaking! it looks so fun!
*thousand yard stare*
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May 7, 2021 15:45
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- Luvcow
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sitting in a circle at my ptsd therapy group with war veterans, amputees, burn victims and kayakers
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May 7, 2021 15:47
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- Finger Prince
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Stop calling it canoeing, English! Canoes are a different thing completely! Do you need me to draw you a loving diagram?? Do you see me calling your stupid skinny rowboats catamarans? No you do not! Learn the loving language!
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May 7, 2021 16:13
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- Luvcow
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[points to tattoos]: this one's for my first successful roll. this one's for my first hundred mile night ocean journey. this one's for battling the kraken to a draw. these ones down here, the paddles with the Xs through them, are for the men (and women, god help me) I've had to kill. this one's for the yakker who blew himself up to save me. goddamit gary, you're yakkin with the angels now.
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May 7, 2021 20:28
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- Luvcow
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i cant see their facial expressions so I'm not sure if they're taking it seriously enough
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May 7, 2021 23:42
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The barista hands the customer in front of me a latte. Instantly I'm back in rapids. White foam overtaking me. I'm gasping for breath before I realize the other customers are staring at me.
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May 8, 2021 15:29
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sorry what is that? neon yellow plastic? so...no seal skin? haha okay, very cool, i bet it comes with a life jacket too
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May 8, 2021 16:55
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Kicked out of the open mic night for going ballistic on the so called "comedian" on stage claiming they're "a real kayaker" before launching into a stream of jokes about kayaking. IT'S NOT A loving JOKE.!
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Oct 2, 2022 12:55
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Keep on kayaking
Always be kayaking
You've got to be making GBS threads me if you think I'm going to stop kayaking
Asshole, kayaking is my life
Kayak
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Oct 4, 2022 06:27
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- PostsYouCanDanceTo
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Keep on kayaking
Always be kayaking
You've got to be making GBS threads me if you think I'm going to stop kayaking
Asshole, kayaking is my life
Kayak
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Oct 4, 2022 08:21
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- Escape From Noise
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Keep on kayaking
Always be kayaking
You've got to be making GBS threads me if you think I'm going to stop kayaking
Asshole, kayaking is my life
Kayak
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Oct 4, 2022 13:56
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- alnilam
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Keep on kayaking
Always be kayaking
You've got to be making GBS threads me if you think I'm going to stop kayaking
Asshole, kayaking is my life
Kayak
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Oct 4, 2022 18:17
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- google THIS
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Keep on kayaking
Always be kayaking
You've got to be making GBS threads me if you think I'm going to stop kayaking
Asshole, kayaking is my life
Kayak
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Oct 4, 2022 19:06
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Jun 3, 2024 21:38
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- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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Keep on kayaking
Always be kayaking
You've got to be making GBS threads me if you think I'm going to stop kayaking
Asshole, kayaking is my life
Kayak
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Oct 4, 2022 21:33
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