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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Get tae gently caress, Kim.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

explain to us how tacobell memes are racist

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
brb fundraising for my new Scots-Mexican fusion joint.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Visuals aside, why on earth would someone make that flavor combo into a burg rather than ground sausage? That could actually be really tasty.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Love to store raw meat next to fresh produce

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It probably looks way worse as a sausage, like an infected penis.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
not anti food but I know you people like that whole chicken cheese thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYBuXbgc5G0

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Korea's cheese fetish wigs me out a little

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


hallo spacedog posted:

Korea's cheese fetish wigs me out a little

embrace the cheese

https://i.imgur.com/rGOp4qz.mp4

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

By popular demand posted:

It probably looks way worse as a sausage, like an infected penis.

Can confirm.

I mean I've had the blueberry sausage...

...

And yeah it looks bad, but tastes good.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


harry potter and the fountain of indigestion.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

hallo spacedog posted:

Korea's cheese fetish wigs me out a little

same, also the sugar on everything

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


FFT posted:

a slice of pineapple on tomato sauce on chicken spam, topped with kraft parmesan

Would

Edit: Wow, missed an entire page. Oh well.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 24 minutes!

I can't look at one of these anymore without thinking of that goon story about the gross things people did with the chocolate fountain at....I want to say Golden Corral? One of those cheap buffets.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
i could only find it on reddit in 15 seconds notice

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/miz6jn/golden_corraltxt/

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST

RFC2324 posted:

You weren't very bright kids, were you?

Putting candy in front of a kid like that is like putting a pile of crack in front of a crack addict suffering major withdrawal, it was only a matter if time.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




RFC2324 posted:

You weren't very bright kids, were you?

The aunt that kept feeding them varnish wasn't helping!

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
https://i.imgur.com/aOs5l47.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I mean I would eat this but I also don't want molten liquid pouring on my lap.

Dumpmaster General
Sep 8, 2022

by sebmojo
a place near me does a 'baked ziti' pizza that's just a pizza with vodka sauce instead of normal and some meat with like, I dunno, a couple of nice thick ziti noodles per slice, and it's not my favorite pizza but it's a fun 'I feel like something different' choice that captures the whole 'get it, it tastes like baked ziti but on a pizza!' thing perfectly.

What I'm saying is if my fuckin local shop with a bunch of drunk college kids working it can pull that off I have no idea why so many real places' idea of it is 'uh we hosed up a mediocre pizza with a bucket of sauce???/'

widefault
Mar 16, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

Why is it being narrated by a disapproving history teacher?

That's Jeanne Moos and she's the best reporter CNN has ever had. Over 40 years of snark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHvoE_00Igk

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Dumpmaster General posted:

a place near me does a 'baked ziti' pizza that's just a pizza with vodka sauce instead of normal and some meat with like, I dunno, a couple of nice thick ziti noodles per slice, and it's not my favorite pizza but it's a fun 'I feel like something different' choice that captures the whole 'get it, it tastes like baked ziti but on a pizza!' thing perfectly.

What I'm saying is if my fuckin local shop with a bunch of drunk college kids working it can pull that off I have no idea why so many real places' idea of it is 'uh we hosed up a mediocre pizza with a bucket of sauce???/'

Not gonna lie, I want a pizza with some like halved/quartered meatballs, a reasonable amount of rigatoni/ziti, and a bunch of vodka sauce on top.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





I like how he thinks it's really important to put some basil on top of that.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

It wouldn't fall apart and slough off like that if the pizza pasta bowl was just directly on the plate. That thing was specifically put up on a stand in order for the goop falling off would be a dramatic part of the presentation.

Which makes me hate it more.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

If I was served this at a restaurant I'd kick the rear end of everyone involved. The day of reckoning cannot come fast enough for people who make stupid, impractical and inedible food purely for social media clout.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Dumpmaster General posted:

a place near me does a 'baked ziti' pizza that's just a pizza with vodka sauce instead of normal and some meat with like, I dunno, a couple of nice thick ziti noodles per slice, and it's not my favorite pizza but it's a fun 'I feel like something different' choice that captures the whole 'get it, it tastes like baked ziti but on a pizza!' thing perfectly.

What I'm saying is if my fuckin local shop with a bunch of drunk college kids working it can pull that off I have no idea why so many real places' idea of it is 'uh we hosed up a mediocre pizza with a bucket of sauce???/'

if they're in college, they've got high school and are almost certainly literate and know the local language fluently. if they're only drunk, that almost certainly means they're not both drunk and on meth. therefore, that's a materially more educated and sober workforce than many chain places get

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...

Haggis is just a reversed burrito if you think about it.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Captain Hygiene posted:

Visuals aside, why on earth would someone make that flavor combo into a burg rather than ground sausage? That could actually be really tasty.
Look, the Maillard reaction is just way more effective on discs than it is on tubes. That's just science.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I like to get a nice hard sear on my blueberries personally.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Ror posted:

I like to get a nice hard sear on my blueberries personally.
I'm getting a sarcastic tone from this post. I'd encourage you to think this through a bit further, because when ground up with meat? Unironically yeah

Nice little sweet crunchy crust bits

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

You'd like jellybean sausage

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

If it's flat, probably!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Comes both ways at Costanza Sausage!

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
The thin line between food porn and anti-food porn:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Jewish Kasrut laws frown on making a dish of both meat and fish but I always found that ruling to have no solid basis.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Also this borderline movie, from another thread. The part on how gelatine is made starts at 10:00 right after the part on pickled pigs feet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EagPzmaVc38

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Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


more falafel please posted:

Not gonna lie, I want a pizza with some like halved/quartered meatballs, a reasonable amount of rigatoni/ziti, and a bunch of vodka sauce on top.

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