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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Junk posted:

it was real
Feel like browsing?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_programs_broadcast_by_Teletoon

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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

i've been through this list before when it was a lot more readable (sorted by year) looking for this to no avail. i suspect it was a short that was in a compilation show or something

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Junk posted:

there was definitely a block that was devoted to national film board stuff but that was earlier in the evening

Yeah the programming I'm remembering is in addition to the NFB stuff. It was more like Wallace and Grommit shorts but on the drugs that are independent Canadian cinema. They ranged from reasonably high quality stop motion to hosed up dadist animation that wouldn't have been out of place on newgrounds.

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:
Maybe try Spike and Mike's? They did animation compilations to show in theatres that had a lot of overlap with NFB stuff.

KennyMan666
May 27, 2010

The Saga

Sherbert Hoover posted:

2) A paintball place in a forest where someone is using live rounds and they have to be stopped.
If you would happen to be Swedish I have a memory of this happening in the 1994 Pillertrillaren, they play paintball in the forest on what's probably a corporate getaway and one guy replaces his paint ammo with (I think) ice rounds to try to murder the main character.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Sherbert Hoover posted:

2) A paintball place in a forest where someone is using live rounds and they have to be stopped.

There's something like this in Good Omens, but (a) everybody is using live rounds and (b) I don't remember if that bit was in the miniseries.

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
Lots of good suggestions for the paintball scene, but after looking these up i don't think it was any of these. There may have been a helicopter involved, so maybe I'm more mixed up than I thought.

Albino Broccoli
Aug 5, 2022
I discovered an old platformer that I thought I dreamed up actually existed which led me to try and rediscover another game I distinctly remember, but that has turned up nothing for years.

It's from the 90s, around the time of those awful MS-DOS edutainment games. I remember it being a top-down game where you mostly shift blocks or activate things to solve puzzles? There was always a river in the middle and when you solved the puzzle you would get back in your canoe and progress up the river to the next stage. I think you had to gather tokens to make words? and rhinoes or other animals wokld be moving back and forth that you had to manipulate.

The part that absolutely sticks in my mind though is that you can reset the level if you get stuck or die. And an older wizard-looking guy who you have in the upper corner of the UI will have a context-specific line, then say

"Let's try that one again"

Followed by a cuckoo-clock sound as the level time rewinds and you start over

Tell me this is real so I didn't dream it! I just need to hear that sound so the splinter in my mind can finally heal.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


TBLALV posted:

I discovered an old platformer that I thought I dreamed up actually existed which led me to try and rediscover another game I distinctly remember, but that has turned up nothing for years.

It's from the 90s, around the time of those awful MS-DOS edutainment games. I remember it being a top-down game where you mostly shift blocks or activate things to solve puzzles? There was always a river in the middle and when you solved the puzzle you would get back in your canoe and progress up the river to the next stage. I think you had to gather tokens to make words? and rhinoes or other animals wokld be moving back and forth that you had to manipulate.

The part that absolutely sticks in my mind though is that you can reset the level if you get stuck or die. And an older wizard-looking guy who you have in the upper corner of the UI will have a context-specific line, then say

"Let's try that one again"

Followed by a cuckoo-clock sound as the level time rewinds and you start over

Tell me this is real so I didn't dream it! I just need to hear that sound so the splinter in my mind can finally heal.

This sounds really familiar. Was it this by any chance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ExY9JirO0

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

TBLALV posted:

I discovered an old platformer that I thought I dreamed up actually existed which led me to try and rediscover another game I distinctly remember, but that has turned up nothing for years.

It's from the 90s, around the time of those awful MS-DOS edutainment games. I remember it being a top-down game where you mostly shift blocks or activate things to solve puzzles? There was always a river in the middle and when you solved the puzzle you would get back in your canoe and progress up the river to the next stage. I think you had to gather tokens to make words? and rhinoes or other animals wokld be moving back and forth that you had to manipulate.

The part that absolutely sticks in my mind though is that you can reset the level if you get stuck or die. And an older wizard-looking guy who you have in the upper corner of the UI will have a context-specific line, then say

"Let's try that one again"

Followed by a cuckoo-clock sound as the level time rewinds and you start over

Tell me this is real so I didn't dream it! I just need to hear that sound so the splinter in my mind can finally heal.

Yobi's Spelling Jungle, Spelling Jungle, Basic Spelling Tricks.

The one CaptainBeefart posted a link for. I still have the game if you want a copy of it, as well as the sequel "Spelling Blizzard"

Albino Broccoli
Aug 5, 2022
Oh my god, Spelling Jungle! That is absolutely the one. You have no idea how happy this makes me!

Non Krampus Mentis
Oct 17, 2011

Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous
Okay, so I’ve got two audiobooks/storytelling cassette tapes that I’ve been dying to hear again.

One was definitely called something like “California Fairy Tales”. The story I remember most vividly was about a boy who I think worked in a bean field (beans were important and I can’t remember why) and was called on to retrieve a lost dream for a princess. He had to confront some supernatural person to get the dream back, and he couldn’t fall asleep at any cost while talking to this person. It ended happily because it was a thing for kids but it was very weird and I’d like to revisit just how weird.

With the other one, I only have a few details. The story is about a girl named something like Ora Ringi (that’s probably not how you spell it but that’s what I remember), who went on a quest. One of the few things I recall clearly is that she had scars on her face, and at some point in her quest a spirit or goddess touched her face and burned off the scars.

Pretty sure both tapes had female narrators but I could be wrong because it was a very long time ago.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
This is a movie i saw when I was a kid, could not have been made past 1990, but otherwise, I have no idea how old it was. A man is doing something in the woods/jungle, and goes back to his cabin, but while approaching the cabin, he sees a bunch of pale white people walking in and around it. As a kid, I interpreted these as zombies, but I suspect they were actually indigenous people in white face paint.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Slugworth posted:

This is a movie i saw when I was a kid, could not have been made past 1990, but otherwise, I have no idea how old it was. A man is doing something in the woods/jungle, and goes back to his cabin, but while approaching the cabin, he sees a bunch of pale white people walking in and around it. As a kid, I interpreted these as zombies, but I suspect they were actually indigenous people in white face paint.

The Emerald Forest? I think that's the movie I'm thinking of...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089087/

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

KennyMan666 posted:

If you would happen to be Swedish I have a memory of this happening in the 1994 Pillertrillaren, they play paintball in the forest on what's probably a corporate getaway and one guy replaces his paint ammo with (I think) ice rounds to try to murder the main character.

Someone actually watched Pillertrillaren? :wth:

KennyMan666
May 27, 2010

The Saga

axolotl farmer posted:

Someone actually watched Pillertrillaren? :wth:
"Watched" is... stretching it, I was 8 years old in 1994. It definitely wasn't in the cinema, either it was on TV or we had rented it or something. It's actually specifically the "paintball in the forest but one guy puts ice balls in his paintball gun" bit that has stuck with me as one of those random-rear end memories that's got no right to still exist in my head. When Googling it to confirm, I was surprised to learn it was actually a Swedish movie, I had been assuming that was just the Swedish title of some American movie, and that it was categorized as a comedy. Well, comedy/thriller, but since the paintball scene along with the cover with the main characters hanging off a rope in a canyon was all I really remembered, I had assumed for all these years that it was a suspenseful action flick.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Another one I just thought of: a few years ago, I remember reading this document someone had compiled of celebrity gossip that used the term "Friend of Dorothy". It had details like 'so and so is hygienically challenged' or that they're drug users. I have no idea where it came from, who compiled it or how accurate any of the gossip was, but I remember reading through it. Does anyone have any idea what I'm talking about? I don't think someone posted a link on these forums but I could be wrong.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Another one I just thought of: a few years ago, I remember reading this document someone had compiled of celebrity gossip that used the term "Friend of Dorothy". It had details like 'so and so is hygienically challenged' or that they're drug users. I have no idea where it came from, who compiled it or how accurate any of the gossip was, but I remember reading through it. Does anyone have any idea what I'm talking about? I don't think someone posted a link on these forums but I could be wrong.

https://accountant247.tripod.com/gossip.html

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


https://accountant247.tripod.com/gossip.html ?

E- goddammit

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club



Giving how frequently tipping is mentioned, I have a feeling a lot of the sources on this were waiters and/or bellhops. Also, this paragraph is the most 2003 thing ever written:

quote:

With thanks to the folks on alt.gossip.celebrities, K-Y Mellie, and Jill "The Diva" Stempel, from whose page I took some of the information included below. Thanks to Richard Corliss (in Time) and Richard Johnson (in the Post) for mentioning the site in their columns. Thanks to John Lithgow for mentioning the site on Conan O'Brian's show; to reward him I made up something about him for his entry. Thanks to Maxim magazine for rewarding my efforts with a Site of the Week award. Thanks to the Star for the interview. A shout out to Sludge for the link and the kind words. Thanks to Gossiplist.com. Thanks to Anythink. And, finally, thanks to all the fans and industry professionals (and the occasional celebrity) who've e-mailed me; this site wouldn't be the same without you.

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
I remember seeing a film a long time ago, maybe the 90's where there's a scene where a cop pulls over a car and they've got a jar of liquid LSD, the cop is like "what's this then" and dumps his finger into the jar, and tastes his finger. The film goes on and then there's a flashback to the cop, and he's staring at donuts or someshit and he's really bugging out. The scene cuts right as he reaches for his gun. I cannot remember what film this was from or even if I remembered it well.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It was a very weird episode of Cops

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra


Lol at this whole thing. It's funny and a little gross to see all the pearl clutching over who's gay or bi and which ones *gasp* never finished high school.

Many of the rumors seem outlandish until you get to parts like "Kevin Spacey is closeted and likes his boys really young" and "Donald Trump is the focus of all evil in the modern world and represents much of what is wrong with America"

Then you realize that this was written in 2003

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Yeah it's a real blast from the past. Also lolling at how mad they are at drug use.

ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

“Racist, no longer dates white men.”

lol

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
Broderick, Matthew. Reportedly a nice guy. Killed a mother and daughter in a traffic accident in Ireland, and is reportedly still contrite over it. Is destined for Hell because of Ferris Bueller.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

"Lynch, David Alien."

I'd say that list has got the goods

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


From digging around, it seems like this might have been the final version of the gossip page before it was taken down:

https://web.archive.org/web/20051102110310/http://www.geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html

e: actually someone else asked about it on reddit recently: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/rktec6/what_are_some_of_the_best_unsolved_internet/hpdx78f/

e again: "Woods, Tiger. Emotionally and mentally immature, for all his skill and composure on the golf course. Cheap and a bad tipper for all his millions. Greedy. Has a thing for gambling, strippers, hookers, and porn. Very rude to the little people. Has a jones for blonde white women. Lacks any kind of social conscience."

I feel like that was not exactly a common take about early 2000s squeaky clean Tiger Woods, a decade or so before his first reckless driving accident led to the unmasking of a parade of affairs.

Porfiriato fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Oct 6, 2022

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Sherbert Hoover posted:



2) A paintball place in a forest where someone is using live rounds and they have to be stopped. [...]There may have been a helicopter involved,

Living Daylights starts with an airdrop and then a paintball fight where one guy's a real killer

rollick
Mar 20, 2009
An interview with Stephen Merchant on Jimmy Kimmel to promote the movie Hall Pass, or maybe Hello Ladies.

Merchant tells a story about how he embarrassed himself at a party (I think he broke a glass door?). Kimmel looks at Merchant and there's an exchange that goes like:

"You're a real awkward guy."
"Yeah."
(squinting, unsmiling) "You should kill yourself."
"Uh...?".

Then they move on. I remember it coming off not as a joke but as a weird and inappropriate thing to say in the context.

I saw this on Youtube at the time, but it's been taken down. Or I could have imagined it.

rollick fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Oct 6, 2022

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)




lol that's a blast from the past, I used to love that site and so much of it checks out in hindsight. Hell, just pick some rando

quote:

Messing, Debra. "Very snotty and self important." Linked with Harry Connick, Jr.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/05/politics/democrats-frustrated-biden-lack-of-urgency-supreme-court-setbacks/index.html

quote:

Messing said she’d gotten Joe Biden elected and wanted to know why she was being asked to do anything at all,

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Thank you! That's it.


titties posted:

Lol at this whole thing. It's funny and a little gross to see all the pearl clutching over who's gay or bi and which ones *gasp* never finished high school.

Many of the rumors seem outlandish until you get to parts like "Kevin Spacey is closeted and likes his boys really young" and "Donald Trump is the focus of all evil in the modern world and represents much of what is wrong with America"

Then you realize that this was written in 2003

Yeah, some of these just seem like dumb rumors but there are a few that are at least plausible. I don't take a lot of it that seriously.

"Friend of Dorothy" is such an old (?) term that it stuck out in my memory. It's OK to just say that "so and so is gay".

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

"Friend of Dorothy" is such an old (?) term that it stuck out in my memory. It's OK to just say that "so and so is gay".

Verbiage like that makes it pretty clear that the page's author is probably a big fan of stuff like Spy magazine and Kenneth Anger. (In fact, the references to Trump's tiny hands are direct from Spy.) So whoever wrote that was almost certainly in their fifties back then.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Me: Gossip rags are so stupid. What kind of dull halfwit gives a poo poo about such stupid trifling bullshit. *spends 45 minutes combing through names I'm curious about*

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Milo and POTUS posted:

Me: Gossip rags are so stupid. What kind of dull halfwit gives a poo poo about such stupid trifling bullshit. *spends 45 minutes combing through names I'm curious about*

I don't even know who like 2/3rds of them are and I'm googling them when theres something about them being closeted gay or something and going "huh" over here. What the hell is wrong with me

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It's almost deliciously trashy. I think about this very article once every couple of months because while it's not well written, it's definitely distinctive enough to make an impression. The version I remembered though was where she said conan was cool which is good because I can't take any more bad news after reading it

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Better than TheDirty at least

Non Krampus Mentis
Oct 17, 2011

Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous
I like that Mel Brooks is “linked” with Anne Bancroft. CRIMEY MISTER ‘OLMES YOU’VE CRACKED ANOTHER ONE

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



LanceHunter posted:

Verbiage like that makes it pretty clear that the page's author is probably a big fan of stuff like Spy magazine and Kenneth Anger. (In fact, the references to Trump's tiny hands are direct from Spy.) So whoever wrote that was almost certainly in their fifties back then.

quote:

Taylor, Elizabeth. ...Addicted to painkillers. Helped to ruin Richard Burton.

Possibly a bit older 50's but pretty spot-on

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Neon Noodle
Nov 11, 2016

there's nothing wrong here in montana
If you want a TV-Tropes-level timesuck: http://agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/MAINPAGE.html The nice thing about being old is that I have no idea who any of these people are anymore.

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