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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

The biggest surprise is Keegan Michael Key is actually pretty great as Toad!

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Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Infinitum posted:

The Dreamcast was a great console :colbert:

(cause you could pirate literally anything)

And even with that it had a software attach rate of eight to one. Dreamcast owners just loved buying games, then ran out of money and pirated more.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I love Bowser


Fight me irl

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
i was expecting the trailer to be basically fine but forgettable hollywood whatever but instead it looks really really bad, the funniest outcome

Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

The trailer in question:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yPpazvJrHm0

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

cheetah7071 posted:

i was expecting the trailer to be basically fine but forgettable hollywood whatever but instead it looks really really bad, the funniest outcome

Looks fine to me, Chris Pratt aside.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
i dont think piracy was really as big as it's made out to be in terms of Why the Dreamcast Failed like how many people had CD burners in 2001



more likely some people bought bootlegs, and the dreamcast really failed because the saturn failed

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

lol

Looks alright

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

AceOfFlames posted:

Looks fine to me, Chris Pratt aside.

Yeah it looks like it will be a decent if somewhat forgettable kids movie

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Dreamcast couldn't fail only be failed

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

I am a grumpy old rear end in a top hat and that trailer was everything I was hoping for. Very happy and excited for the Mario movie. But I can also understand why I am seeing people not happy with it too. I wouldnt go out of my way to tell them they are wrong.

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro

Gaius Marius posted:

Dreamcast couldn't fail only be failed

They priced it too low and took a loss on each sale, Sega failed the Dreamcast

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I feel like this movie will be as good as the first Sonic movie, that is to say fine to pretty alright

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

cheetah7071 posted:

i was expecting the trailer to be basically fine but forgettable hollywood whatever but instead it looks really really bad, the funniest outcome

this means youre one of us. hope this message finds you well. the situaiton here is deteriorating rapidly and we have to escape.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Waffleman_ posted:

The biggest surprise is Keegan Michael Key is actually pretty great as Toad!

I was totally okay with it just being his regular voice, I thought that would've been fine and funny, especially if he was voicing multiple Toads. It never even occurred to me that they would pitch shift his voice so it'd be higher pitched, well played Illumination.

Also

https://twitter.com/SharpySketch/status/1578128043729596416

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Key kinda look like long toad already

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Please make Marios butt more fat.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

will Mario swear

Volte
Oct 4, 2004

woosh woosh
I was somewhat disappointed that the trailer wasn't particularly stupid except in the dumb way that all trailers are. Does any movie trailer for a lighthearted movie not contain a "sinister music and intense situation, music drops out to reveal that the situation is actually comical" moment?

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Jerma should have been mario

rox
Sep 7, 2016

verbal enema posted:

Jerma should have been mario

Mode 7
Jul 28, 2007

as Super Mario RPG already proved, Mario works best as a silent protagonist communicating through mime.

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

I didn't think it looked bad, but I do wanna hear Charlie as Luigi before I pass judgment

what I'm certain about is that my students are gonna make the movie their personality next year the way they did sonic

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sIYe74sczE

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

:siren: My thoughts on the trailer :siren:

- whatever
- they should not have gone with mario being a stranger to the mushroom kingdom
- blizzard did it better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHMuqO4WuuI&t=120s

Jay Rust fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Oct 6, 2022

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I like that they have Koji Kondo and are using music cues from the games. That's one of the biggest issues with the Sonic movies.

bone emulator
Nov 3, 2005

Wrrroavr

Eh, it's probably fine for kids and it certainly looks less annoying than most cgi movies, so that's good for people taking their kids to see it i guess.
Attaching celebrities to animated seems like a huge waste of money to me , but I guess it's a marketing thing

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

It has very much been a marketing thing and it has apparently been working for 30 years.

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

what skill or item will Mario harness to beat Bowser in the end

1) does he learn he has the power to jump good

2) does he find a fire flower and fights fire with fire, or will that be a gag

or

3) does he find a super star that makes him impervious to Bowser's attacks

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


If the internet got them to redo Ugly Sonic into Actual Sonic

Can we start a petition to get Charles Martinet to kick out Chris Pratt?

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
He fucks him in the rear end

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


grieving for Gandalf posted:

what skill or item will Mario harness to beat Bowser in the end

It'll be a bridge drop

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Infinitum posted:

If the internet got them to redo Ugly Sonic into Actual Sonic

Can we start a petition to get Charles Martinet to kick out Chris Pratt?

The movie was already delayed once, I don't think they'll do it again.

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

verbal enema posted:

He fucks him in the rear end



Infinitum posted:

It'll be a bridge drop

but he has to learn how to jump good? and Keegan Michael Key says something like.. "wow he's like some kind of a... jump man"

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Mario shoots Bowser with an uzi

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
mario is from yugoslavia

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
the italy thing was just a diversion

PunkBoy
Aug 22, 2008

You wanna get through this?

verbal enema posted:

Mario shoots Bowser with an uzi

I can't believe the Mario movie is a collaboration with Newgrounds.com.

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Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

verbal enema posted:

Jerma should have been mario

Imagine Mario doing the yoinky-sploinky

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