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Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Hughmoris posted:

Finally got a chance to turn on the game. Has Russ looked like a Michelin Star chef, or a waffle house cook?

Well those are both good so neither

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Quiet Feet posted:

Denny's then.

:hai:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Hughmoris posted:

Finally got a chance to turn on the game. Has Russ looked like a Michelin Star chef, or a waffle house cook?

Please do not insult our brave warrior Waffle House cooks by comparing them to Russell Wilson here.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Let Russ cook and he makes his subway signature sandwich.

Includes three entire grains of black pepper.

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
I am tuning in to hopefully see a repeat of week 1's excellent coaching by Nathaniel Hackett

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Grip it and rip it posted:

Russ has hit 3 players in the hands and none of them made a catch.

Well, Jeudy only got one hand on that throw in the endzone because he was too busy pointlessly hand fighting with the corner to try and catch the ball

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Grip it and rip it posted:

Russ has hit 3 players in the hands and none of them made a catch.

Russ is blaming his sous chef & saucier.

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

How many 3 and outs tonight

MatildaTheHun
Aug 31, 2011

here's the thing donovan, I'm always hungry
Mile high stadium? That reminds me of that tragedy...

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
These receivers woof

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Matt Ryan's longest pass of the night and it's dropped smh

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Every play will be a drop, sack, or run for a minimal gain

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

Elephanthead posted:

These receivers woof

in 5 weeks these multimillionaires will have finally learned how to catch and run

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Al Michaels left NBC to announce this game.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Lol Matty Ice

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

:laffo:

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Just curious, does RWBS exist anymore?

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Game would be slightly more watchable if the colts receivers didn’t drop balls right in their hands

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
This is certainly something

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Al Michaels left NBC to announce this game.

This game is the football equivalent of Cris Collinsworth

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

another 3 and out for the pile!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

SirPablo posted:

Just curious, does RWBS exist anymore?

Russell Wilson Boils Sandwiches.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



<whisper shouts> let the footballs hit the ground
let the footballs hit the ground
let the footballs hit the ground
let the footballs hit the ground
let the footballs hit the ground
<begins screaming>

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Open receiver, throws over their head.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
send both of these teams to the glue factory, they're horrendous

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


This stinks

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Do you like exciting football?

Too bad.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

SirPablo posted:

Just curious, does RWBS exist anymore?

Hasn’t for years

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
wtf they are direct advertising immunotherapy drugs? what the gently caress is this. I want a ford truck jingle!!!!

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
matt ryan is a husk at this point

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyiqyU9dDGQ

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

it's commanders bears next week on tnf lol

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
3 and out 3 and out!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

love how i had time to go cook because i knew there was no risk of scoring

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Do either of these teams realize you can, in fact, run the football?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Al Michaels left NBC to announce this game.

He's getting old and wants nice quiet games were nothing happens.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



kazil posted:

it's commanders bears next week on tnf lol

:yeah:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Aw this ad for Opvido + Verivoy is reminding me of my dad's lung cancer. :smith:

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

This is not a good football game.

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

kazil posted:

it's commanders bears next week on tnf lol

why are we being punished?

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