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Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014
A QB who can't throw the ball, a shameful QB.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

For real just take Ryan out.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

kazil posted:

lol Ryan is bad

true


Bip Roberts posted:

Matty Scheiße

LMFAO

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

hobbesmaster posted:

I’m glad to see sportscasters going full :sickos:

if you weren't a sicko before the game started you are one by now

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

coronaball posted:

Is this worse than the 49ers-Broncos game? I am a Niners fan and I was also drunk for that, so it's hard for me to compare the two.

It's better in only one way: the Niners can't lose this one.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Codependent Poster posted:

For real just take Ryan out.

Broncos are trying too

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Robnoxious posted:

Al Michaels wants a highball.

Official sponsor of the game Beam Suntory

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
surprisingly more than 400 yards of offense both teams combined.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
idk Reich, maybe call some screens or something. like your o-line is Bears levels of bad, do anything other than have your ancient QB statue drop back over and over again

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Melvin Gordon has 9 rushes for 15 yards.

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
Remember in pregame when Tony Gonzalez said the Colts going to throw the ball at least 45 times tonight

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
They should've subbed out Ryan three series ago.

Hell, halftime.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Qwijib0 posted:

surprisingly more than 400 yards of offense both teams combined.

how many combined touchdowns?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Colts will only beat chiefs bills eagles and Tampa this year

aarstar
Mar 7, 2004
put in foles

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Paracausal posted:

Remember in pregame when Tony Gonzalez said the Colts going to throw the ball at least 45 times tonight

Punts are like throwing the ball with your foot

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Qwijib0 posted:

surprisingly more than 400 yards of offense both teams combined.

This is what happens when rules favor offense. Imagine how much lower scoring and unwatchable this game could be with the old rules

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

coronaball posted:

Is this worse than the 49ers-Broncos game? I am a Niners fan and I was also drunk for that, so it's hard for me to compare the two.

Yes it's so much worse

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

surf rock posted:

I joined the Discord but I stopped using it pretty quickly and I resent its existence for distracting people from the wondrous beauty of GDT threads

We hastened the downfall of our own forums civilization by making one IMO

Unfortunately the moon crew discord on saturdays is the only place that approaches the insanity of this forum from 10 years ago

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a worse game, like honestly. I don’t think even Cardinals/Jets from 2012 or whenever touches it.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Cortland Sutton has been targeted 8 times. He has 3 catches for 62 yards.... 51 of them came on one catch.

Jeudy has 2 catches on 7 targets.... for 16 yards.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
You thought Russell Wilson was bad? Try Russell Wilson with brain damage instead

Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014

Probably Magic posted:

They should've subbed out Ryan three series ago.

Hell, halftime.

Do not submit Texas legend Sam Ehlinger to this game.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/ShannonSharpe/status/1578210097016102912

Oh my loving god LOL

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
A sack so nice they sacked him twice.

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
Wow this offense can't block for poo poo or set protections

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I see Ryan has rubbed off on Russ here

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Professor Funk posted:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a worse game, like honestly. I don’t think even Cardinals/Jets from 2012 or whenever touches it.

no, cards/jets was the absolute worst

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
More punts for the punt god

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Broncos Dad Disapproves

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Don Rickles look a like says go for it

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Qwijib0 posted:

no, cards/jets was the absolute worst

What was the Derek Anderson game that I think actually killed a GDT poster?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Professor Funk posted:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a worse game, like honestly. I don’t think even Cardinals/Jets from 2012 or whenever touches it.

I vaguely remember a game involving the Steelers and a 0 win team played on a field that was better described as a mud pit that ended 3-0. I think it would’ve been at least 10 years ago?

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
Matty Ice time :jail: :jail:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





GO 4 IT

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Wilson has to be concussed! He tried to create a block for the player he threw the interception to.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I’d rather watch one of those old vibrating football board games from the 70s or 80s.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



There have been 11 punts in this game.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




surf rock posted:

We hastened the downfall of our own forums civilization by making one IMO

don't tell that to the AFCE thread, they inexplicably choose to GDT there and it sucks

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

hobbesmaster posted:

I vaguely remember a game involving the Steelers and a 0 win team played on a field that was better described as a mud pit that ended 3-0. I think it would’ve been at least 10 years ago?

Dolphins Steelers, and I have bad news for you, 2007

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