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Sagebrush posted:No, the teenager's just being an rear end in a top hat. they were nonetheless owned regardless of the teen being a rude teen
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sugar free jazz posted:they were nonetheless owned regardless of the teen being a rude teen yep. in fact the rudeness heightened the own, imo
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Oct 7, 2022 16:43
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Remulak posted:At lunchtime the bagels were gone and somebody had obviously DRAGGED THEIR FINGERS through the cream cheese. I need you to listen to the first bits of the following, the ear piercing bit, as you feel the scream within you. That is what I felt reading that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTXDLifjTUY Hand to god, I’d draw blood to find out who did that. I would cause bodily damage.
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Oct 7, 2022 16:46
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A few years ago someone stole two boxes of ice-creams from the work freezer. Facilities were so pissed off they bought myself and the other ice-cream owner replacements. Also the last two places I worked had someone who'd taken on the role of 'Friday fridge emptier' - if it was unsealed and still in the fridge by about 1630 it was going in the bin. (Things like fruit were put on a communal snack table iirc, and there was a once a month 'everything goes' clean out)
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Oct 7, 2022 16:50
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Sagebrush posted:No, the teenager's just being an rear end in a top hat. I have trouble walking and standing, I pee all the time, and I vomit occasionally as well .. And yet, I manage to go through life without expecting special treatment. Funny how that works.
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Oct 7, 2022 16:51
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Reading all the goon reports about how mad they'd get when somebody ate their food is what got me started about ten years back. Eating food that's not yours from the break room fridge is a legendary IRL troll.
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Oct 7, 2022 16:53
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:I have trouble walking and standing, I pee all the time, and I vomit occasionally as well .. And yet, I manage to go through life without expecting special treatment. Funny how that works. Yeah but you’re just an alcoholic.
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Oct 7, 2022 16:53
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the ADA recognizes alcohol addiction as a disability
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Oct 7, 2022 16:57
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Sagebrush posted:No, the teenager's just being an rear end in a top hat. as far as i'm concerned as an "invisibly disabled person" who's had to defend myself dozens on dozens of times to all sorts of assholes who look me over and think i don't deserve my parking spot, don't deserve my seat, don't deserve this and that and every other thing i drat well need: i don't give a poo poo. mother. loving. owned.
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Oct 7, 2022 16:59
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I was working at a place a few years ago where the operations manager had a huge problem with the fact that I was vegetarian so she twice tried to replace something I had in the fridge with a meat version. Like I had a leftover vegetarian eggroll in there and she replaced it with a pork one.
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Oct 7, 2022 17:05
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I had some food stolen out of a work fridge so I came up with with the perfect solution: Just leave my food in my bag. It's not going to rot in the 4-6 hours between leaving home and lunch time.
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Oct 7, 2022 17:12
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Ravenfood posted:I am an Important Business Man and need a Company Car. For this I will listen to my 9 year old child and buy a car he likes that I will use to drive my family around regularly. Because it is a Company Car, you see. That's why I didn't need to talk to my wife. It's Just Business. If it was going to be a company car then the company should have been footing the bill for it
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Oct 7, 2022 17:17
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Lone Goat posted:I had some food stolen out of a work fridge so I came up with with the perfect solution: Just leave my food in my bag. It's not going to rot in the 4-6 hours between leaving home and lunch time. it's not going to rot, but you're definitely incubating something in that bag
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Oct 7, 2022 17:18
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I just knew that ‘company car’ was going to be a Tesla as soon as started reading.
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Oct 7, 2022 17:19
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quantumwell posted:If it was going to be a company car then the company should have been footing the bill for it yeah the real stupidity in that post is mingling personal and business funds, you can get super hosed doing that
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Oct 7, 2022 17:22
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That’s why I leave my food in the window of my car on hot summer days. I work from home but my kids seem to think they are entitled to anything in the fridge.
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Oct 7, 2022 17:22
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About 20 years ago I was on a Navy ship that was having a problem with people's snacks going missing (which is an even bigger infuriation when you are months from resupply). Anyway eventually it got found out who the thief was and a couple guys beat the poo poo out of him badly enough that he had to go on bedrest for several days and would have definitely gone to the hospital if we weren't at sea. The resolution was that the captain fined the guys that had assaulted the thief, but none of them really ever had any other consequences. Meanwhile the captain gave the snack thief the maximum punishment he could legally give and then kicked him out of the Navy.
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Oct 7, 2022 17:29
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Cerekk posted:About 20 years ago I was on a Navy ship that was having a problem with people's snacks going missing (which is an even bigger infuriation when you are months from resupply). Anyway eventually it got found out who the thief was and a couple guys beat the poo poo out of him badly enough that he had to go on bedrest for several days and would have definitely gone to the hospital if we weren't at sea. Should have fired him out of a torpedo tube
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Oct 7, 2022 17:30
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I was working at a place a few years ago where the operations manager had a huge problem with the fact that I was vegetarian so she twice tried to replace something I had in the fridge with a meat version. Like I had a leftover vegetarian eggroll in there and she replaced it with a pork one. Man that's flat out harassment, what the hell.
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Oct 7, 2022 17:31
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I was working at a place a few years ago where the operations manager had a huge problem with the fact that I was vegetarian so she twice tried to replace something I had in the fridge with a meat version. Like I had a leftover vegetarian eggroll in there and she replaced it with a pork one. God drat, forget lunch stealing, that's some next-level food fuckery.
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Oct 7, 2022 17:34
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cumpantry posted:it's not going to rot, but you're definitely incubating something in that bag I've been doing it like 15 years though I've always worked somewhere that has air conditioning, it's been fine. Maybe it makes the yogurt taste better I dunno.
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Oct 7, 2022 17:35
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Cerekk posted:About 20 years ago I was on a Navy ship that was having a problem with people's snacks going missing (which is an even bigger infuriation when you are months from resupply). Anyway eventually it got found out who the thief was and a couple guys beat the poo poo out of him badly enough that he had to go on bedrest for several days and would have definitely gone to the hospital if we weren't at sea. My first unironic thanking them for their service.
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Oct 7, 2022 17:35
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Captain Hygiene posted:AITA for asking Mum if she'd be including my pets in her rewritten will? It's not about "furbabies" it's about being greedy and wanting more money. This sort of thing can happen even when everyone in the family has kids. My grandparents decided to broadly split the estate 50/50 between their two children, while also leaving a fixed sum for each grandchild. The fixed sums weren't huge but my dad was pissy about the fact that his sister had multiple children and he only had one, saying it "wasn't fair that she got more" despite the fact that the money wasn't for her or him. Farmer Crack-Ass fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Oct 7, 2022 |
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Cerekk posted:About 20 years ago I was on a Navy ship that was having a problem with people's snacks going missing (which is an even bigger infuriation when you are months from resupply). Anyway eventually it got found out who the thief was and a couple guys beat the poo poo out of him badly enough that he had to go on bedrest for several days and would have definitely gone to the hospital if we weren't at sea. back in the day, this sort of thing was why keelhauling got invented
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Oct 7, 2022 17:46
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AITA for refusing to call my fellow student "Lord Jeff" just because he purchased it off some Irish website?quote:I am in this masters program and in one of our classes there is this guy call him Jeff. Guy is really socially awkward and the times I had to work with him he was very annoying. He would constantly correct the professor on the most useless of things, and some how relate every topic we are having on accounting about how his mom died. Ah, grad school
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Kitfox88 posted:Man that's flat out harassment, what the hell. There was a post a while back with a lady who was Jewish and her boss kept trying to trick her into eating pork, e.g. by baking a dish for the office and then just outright lying about what was in it.
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Captain Hygiene posted:AITA for refusing to call my fellow student "Lord Jeff" just because he purchased it off some Irish website? If you're in the US I have some fantastic news about our constitutional recognition of that poo poo.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:It's not about "furbabies" it's about being greedy and wanting more money. This sort of thing can happen even when everyone in the family has kids. My grandparents decided to broadly split the estate 50/50 between their two children, while also leaving a fixed sum for each grandchild. The fixed sums weren't huge but my dad was pissy about the fact that his sister had multiple children and he only had one, saying it "wasn't fair that she got more" despite the fact that the money wasn't for her or him. Hello situation friend, going on 10 years of not hearing from my aunt because gramps left me and my sister 1k each and her child also got 1k. At the time Aunt was by far the wealthiest person in the family.
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Foo Diddley posted:yeah the real stupidity in that post is mingling personal and business funds, you can get super hosed doing that Now it's just a Liability Corporation.
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My lunch was stolen once when I worked at a disney park, by one of the maintenance dudes I'm pretty sure, and being a huge pissbaby at the time I made a total scene out of it, just livid with rage at having to go hungry my whole 11,5 hour shift. Two days later I find a loosely wrapped stinking ball of foil in my bag as I'm heading home: half an ounce of weed and a post it note saying: I'M SORRY.
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Captain Hygiene posted:AITA for refusing to call my fellow student "Lord Jeff" just because he purchased it off some Irish website? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABf1s7fRNRQ
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Biplane posted:My lunch was stolen once when I worked at a disney park, by one of the maintenance dudes I'm pretty sure, and being a huge pissbaby at the time I made a total scene out of it, just livid with rage at having to go hungry my whole 11,5 hour shift. Two days later I find a loosely wrapped stinking ball of foil in my bag as I'm heading home: half an ounce of weed and a post it note saying: I'M SORRY. y'know it's not equivalent but drat if that isn't a good apology
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Biplane posted:My lunch was stolen once when I worked at a disney park, by one of the maintenance dudes I'm pretty sure, and being a huge pissbaby at the time I made a total scene out of it, just livid with rage at having to go hungry my whole 11,5 hour shift. Two days later I find a loosely wrapped stinking ball of foil in my bag as I'm heading home: half an ounce of weed and a post it note saying: I'M SORRY. Good trade imo.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Good trade imo. gently caress yeah best diet plan ever
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Sagebrush posted:There was a post a while back with a lady who was Jewish and her boss kept trying to trick her into eating pork, e.g. by baking a dish for the office and then just outright lying about what was in it. This same operations manager would buy two dozen bagels for the office and then cut each and every one into bite-sized chunks to put into a giant bowl so the employees wouldn't go overboard and get fat.
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Sagebrush posted:But the brother also doesn't even have 30 million! He got the funding, but that's the company's money, from which he has to pay all of the salaries -- including his own -- and rent the office and buy all the equipment and everything. That's going to evaporate pretty drat fast if he's in the Bay area and hiring overpaid shitheads from Tesla and Google. Once it's gone, it's gone; I assume that like 99 out of 100 startups, this company is not profitable. And the way these VC investment agreements are written, if everything starts to collapse, the VCS will siphon up everything that's left and leave the company founders and employees with the scraps. Now let's be fair, he could be embezzling heavily and actually consider the money "his".
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Captain Hygiene posted:AITA for refusing to call my fellow student "Lord Jeff" just because he purchased it off some Irish website? Not that it matters, but by and large, ranks of nobility cannot be bought or sold. Exactly like those aforementioned "name a star" sites, those sites selling aristocratic titles are all fake.
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Oct 7, 2022 18:44
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My father would scream "I bought a loving star for you!" at my mother during the kinds of fights that would leave the kitchen littered with broken crockery.
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It reminds me of a Reddit UK legal advice post a while ago where the question was along the lines of "I should be the Earl of Something-or-other, my great-great-uncle used to be but relinquished the title and I think I can get it back" and someone immediately chimed in with a long and detailed explanation of how to contest a claim of peerage before the crown
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Pope Corky the IX posted:My father would scream "I bought a loving star for you!" at my mother during the kinds of fights that would leave the kitchen littered with broken crockery. lol
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