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Lots of details shown here that I missed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w48iHgjWkfc
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it's absolutely criminal that the good mario movie isn't on any streaming services or digital stores. i really don't want to have to hook up a dvd player ever again, but i will probably have to.
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Piss Crapp
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flubber nuts posted:Piss Crapp i have already trademarked piss crapp
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The animation is amazing, but Chris Pratt sucks even more than I thought he would. He's so bad it stands out against the other voice acting.
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Jack Black is a pretty solid Bowser, which makes Piss Crapps performance sound extra lovely
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maybe I don't mind it because I haven't watched any of those poo poo marvel movies or new jurassic parks so the last time I heard chris pratt was in parks and rec probably.
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Shinjobi posted:Bowsette
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the problem with Chris Pratt is that he just doesn't sound like a fat little dude with a moustache
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:maybe I don't mind it because I haven't watched any of those poo poo marvel movies or new jurassic parks so the last time I heard chris pratt was in parks and rec probably. That's all I know him from too, it's still not great
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PinheadSlim posted:That's all I know him from too, it's still not great yeah it's not great but imo it's fine I would have gone for danny devito if it was my choice tho
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If the penguin forces are so outclassed by the turtles, then why is this conflict only happening now? Unless this imbalance is a very recent development, they should have been conquered long ago. I hope the full film addresses the politics of these various world powers.
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Movie looks dumb as poo poo
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Good Sphere posted:when the Zelda Netflix series was leaked, Nintendo cancelled it due to lack of trust in who they were working with. lmao edit: is the reason why they won't make a new F-Zero also because they can't trust Sega to make a sequel to the best game in the series by miles and miles and miles? MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Oct 7, 2022 |
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I heard there is a special cheat you can enter on the start screen that makes Mario N*KED!!!!!!
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:If the penguin forces are so outclassed by the turtles, then why is this conflict only happening now? Unless this imbalance is a very recent development, they should have been conquered long ago. I hope the full film addresses the politics of these various world powers. The penguin forces are part of the larger defensive Mushroom Treaty Organization that provides collective defense against the Bowser. The penguin forces mainly contribute logistic support to the alliance so it's not surprising that they don't have a capable battle force. Why they are facing the turtles alone without their allies is of course a good question that will probably be explored in the movie. I can't wait!
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The more I think about the trailer the less I like it. Nostalgia pianos set off alarm bells for me and I'm sick to death of the "epic blockbuster melodrama turns out to be a joke" gag. If you want to be a Mario movie be a Mario movie without feeling like you need to pretend that you're being a sweeping epic before actually being a Mario movie.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:If the penguin forces are so outclassed by the turtles, then why is this conflict only happening now? Unless this imbalance is a very recent development, they should have been conquered long ago. I hope the full film addresses the politics of these various world powers. Bowser COULD have knocked over the Penguin Kingdom whenever he wanted. He only WANTED to after he found out they have a Power Star or whatever. He basically laid waste to Penguin Area 51, that poo poo was top secret and the Penguin Kingdom has surprisingly good infosec
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Asterite34 posted:Bowser COULD have knocked over the Penguin Kingdom whenever he wanted. He only WANTED to after he found out they have a Power Star or whatever. He basically laid waste to Penguin Area 51, that poo poo was top secret and the Penguin Kingdom has surprisingly good infosec But with a close look on the trailer, it seems that the places with power stars have a star emblem right on the door. Maybe you're right though, because Bowser & team could have never approached these doors in the first place, or made the connection.
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Charlie Day as Luigi is the only redeeming thing about this movie.
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I love Illumination putting their plain rear end logo in front of their films like "Illumination presents..." as if it's supposed to be a signifier of quality and not mediocrity or just downright bad animated films
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Chris Pratt sucks but the rest of this looks pretty good. So the movie will make a ton of money and the takeaway will be "put Chris Pratt in more stuff"!
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It would be better if they just gave Mario a British accent. No one complains about those.
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I dunno about super, this looks like an okay Mario Bros. Movie at best imo
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Pontificating rear end posted:The animation is amazing, but Chris Pratt sucks even more than I thought he would. He's so bad it stands out against the other voice acting. The animation is real good but its weird squash and stretch qualities remind me of a Minions movie in the bad way
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Must have been hard to make a Mario movie without Dennis Hopper.
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unironically looks good
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here’s and idea for ya instead of watching this bad movie with chrissy p, just play mario odyssey until your big curvy balloon turns gold with pleasure
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO0PFlbWhtY
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CineD thread pointed out he sounds identical to Linda Belcher and now you hear it, too.
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Vegetable posted:It would be better if they just gave Mario a British accent. No one complains about those. make him scouse
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Is this just a reskinned Lego movie?
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Mario sounds like normal Chris Pratt Mario sounds like Linda Belcher We have now realized that Chris Pratt normally sounds like Linda Belcher
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:Is this just a reskinned Lego movie? Yes it is OP
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I don't get the Chris Pratt hate. He always plays imbeciles and I cannot think of a character more canonically imbecilic than Mario.
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ikanreed posted:I don't get the Chris Pratt hate. He always plays imbeciles and I cannot think of a character more canonically imbecilic than Mario. Mario has no personality, if you think he’s an imbecile then you’re projecting.
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 02:15 |
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Wow, do you have no personality either?
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