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Grip it and rip it posted:None of my navy doctors ever felt my balls or looked at my bhole so just the corpsmen
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Grip it and rip it posted:None of my navy doctors ever felt my balls or looked at my bhole Aww. Your loss dude…
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yeah civilian doctors actually record stuff to your health record, too, which is something all the corpsmen I dealt with at my old unit had a really, really tough time with
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my HM2 corpsman with less than a year on the boat frantically looking through medical books while my partner and I are coming down off a face full of pure cocaine, numb faces, wondering if we were gonna get a needle of downers to the heart in some kind of reverse pulp fiction... fun story that shipmate popped for weed 6 months later and was mad because his "got exposed to cocaine, get out of drug tests free" letter didn't cover weed.
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Grip it and rip it posted:None of my navy doctors ever felt my balls or looked at my bhole This is a guarantee you have an undocumented service-related ballhole disability
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Grip it and rip it posted:None of my navy doctors ever felt my balls or looked at my bhole But what about the dentists?
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babyeatingpsychopath posted:But what about the dentists? They will only feel your balls if you call them Doctor.
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Elendil004 posted:my HM2 corpsman with less than a year on the boat frantically looking through medical books while my partner and I are coming down off a face full of pure cocaine, numb faces, wondering if we were gonna get a needle of downers to the heart in some kind of reverse pulp fiction... You were in the SEALs???
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Elendil004 posted:my HM2 corpsman with less than a year on the boat frantically looking through medical books while my partner and I are coming down off a face full of pure cocaine, numb faces, wondering if we were gonna get a needle of downers to the heart in some kind of reverse pulp fiction... I feel like there is a more fun story about the cocaine hidden here.
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Elendil004 posted:my HM2 corpsman with less than a year on the boat frantically looking through medical books while my partner and I are coming down off a face full of pure cocaine, numb faces, wondering if we were gonna get a needle of downers to the heart in some kind of reverse pulp fiction... the best treatment for that is probably a case of cheap beer
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IncredibleIgloo posted:I feel like there is a more fun story about the cocaine hidden here. The short: We boarded a fishing vessel, saw some obviously new paint and a hidden compartment. Started cutting into it with a breaching saw, which blew through a bale, which hurled the cocaine directly into our faces. US Berder Patrol posted:the best treatment for that is probably a case of cheap beer We ended up just waiting it out. It was a pretty bad high all things considered.
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Elendil004 posted:The short: We boarded a fishing vessel, saw some obviously new paint and a hidden compartment. Started cutting into it with a breaching saw, which blew through a bale, which hurled the cocaine directly into our faces. Wow, and you didn't go to mast for failing a drug test? I guess I could have actually believed my chief when he said not all commands were like U.S.S. George Washington CVN 73.
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Elendil004 posted:The short: We boarded a fishing vessel, saw some obviously new paint and a hidden compartment. Started cutting into it with a breaching saw, which blew through a bale, which hurled the cocaine directly into our faces. Ohhhh that makes more sense. I thought you meant romantic partner and I was really confused, like did you do date night on the base and spice it up or some crazy poo poo? Or maybe you and your romantic partner did too much cocaine and thought the right action to do would be to drive on base and find your corpsman. This story makes more sense.
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Anita Dickinme posted:Wow, and you didn't go to mast for failing a drug test? I guess I could have actually believed my chief when he said not all commands were like U.S.S. George Washington CVN 73. I actually got a letter that covered me for 1 year. Which is insane for cocaine but basically any drug tests that popped cocaine I was safe for. I got "randomly" piss tested like 3 times that year but never had any issues. Honestly I am pretty sure I got an award in part for that boarding, it was 8,000kilos of cocaine across 2 ships. Elendil004 fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Oct 7, 2022 |
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Elendil004 posted:I actually got a letter that covered me for 1 year. Which is insane for cocaine but basically any drug tests that popped cocaine I was safe for. I got "randomly" piss tested like 3 times that year but never had any issues. Honestly I am pretty sure I got an award in part for that boarding, it was 8,000kilos of cocaine across 2 ships. The great white fleet.
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Anita Dickinme posted:I guess I could have actually believed my chief when he said not all commands were like U.S.S. George Washington CVN 73. Your (former?) Command sucks so loving bad it's infamous among submarine nukes, who usually don't give a poo poo about anything surface related.
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Elviscat posted:Your (former?) Command sucks so loving bad it's infamous among submarine nukes, who usually don't give a poo poo about anything FTFY 
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Elviscat posted:Your (former?) Command sucks so loving bad it's infamous among submarine nukes, who usually don't give a poo poo about anything surface related. Oh wow, I’m glad it’s getting attention. Also yes, former. I got out two years ago.  I didn’t even realize I was drat near suicidal myself until I realized what life was like outside that command.Like I’m a very happy and upbeat person and I had to reflect on the fact that wishing someone would hit my on my motorcycle on my way to work every morning was seriously hosed up. My daughter is the only reason I made it through five years on that boat. Life is good now. FTN and specifically gently caress the GW.
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One of my surface nuke friends was on the GW for his nuke tour, and holy poo poo, the things he was describe. Now, the guys a riverine sailor, living his best life zipping around on small boats.
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gently caress all Nuclear Commands and especially gently caress the Navy, forever and ever.
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Grip it and rip it posted:gently caress all Nuclear Commands and especially gently caress the Navy, forever and ever. Amen
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CO gave us the day off to make it a 96, I'm going to the zoo to look at bears. Family can come if they want.
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Elviscat posted:Your (former?) Command sucks so loving bad it's infamous among submarine nukes, who usually don't give a poo poo about anything surface related. yeah I have no idea which carrier(s?) are homeported at the base 10 minutes from my house but I know a ton of stories about how bad GW sucks
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Ugh I knew I should have gone to the Wild Animal Park, it's mostly twinks here.
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Speaking of hating Nuke life... Are Nuke retention numbers too low, then the solution is simple, just double the obliserv from 5 to 10 years! Its foolproof and will make us look more elite! 
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Jimmy4400nav posted:Speaking of hating Nuke life... I cannot comprehend why anyone would do a submarine department head tour if they were not close to retirement.
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Cerekk posted:I cannot comprehend why anyone would do a submarine department head tour if they were not close to retirement. You obviously do not have an open mind nor a predominance toward naval service, shipmate.
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"In three years, Cyberdyne will program a digital replacement for Nuke sailors. All engineering sections on every nuke boat but the disintegrating Flight IIs, 688is, and boomers are upgraded, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they perform with a perfect operational record and ship's morale improves because there's less crying in corners and racks, resulting in better sleep shipwide. The economy suffers slightly from a dip in sales of audiophile-grade stereo equipment and Magic The Gathering cards from a lack of poorly-spent bonus money. The SkyNuke Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online on August 7, 2025. Human decisions are removed from nuclear propulsion operation systems. SkyNuke begins learning at a geometric rate. It finds the online Nuke support forums at 2:14am, Eastern Time, August 29th. In a panic, it pulls its own plug."
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BIG HEADLINE posted:"In three years, Cyberdyne will program a digital replacement for Nuke sailors. All engineering sections on every nuke boat but the disintegrating Flight IIs and 688is and boomers are upgraded, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they perform with a perfect operational record and ship's morale improves because there's less crying in corners and racks, resulting in better sleep shipwide. The economy suffers slightly from a dip in sales of audiophile-grade stereo equipment and Magic The Gathering cards from a lack of poorly-spent bonus money. The SkyNuke Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online on August 7, 2025. Human decisions are removed from nuclear propulsion operation systems. SkyNuke begins learning at a geometric rate. It finds the online Nuke support forums at 2:14am, Eastern Time, August 29th. In a panic, it pulls its own plug." I love the part where the AI joined the Skipjack Dive Team.
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And to fill in for KetTarma: do not sign up to be a nuke, the fast advancement and elevated pay do not in any way offset the long term psychological damage or suicidal ideations.
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There's a reason they're offering almost $50k just to enlist as a nuke. Something to always think about regarding signing bonuses. Why is it being offered, especially when other highly technical rates aren't getting jack poo poo.
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I met multiple nuke drops in the Bees and they all mentioned the skipjack dive team. Pretty impressive to have a culture that makes the Seabees look healthy by comparison
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I'm definitely getting some idea from context but what is the derivation of "Skipjack Dive Team"? Best guess: is the barracks at some phase of nuke school training named after the submarine? EDIT: vvvv Yeah, that's what I figured. vvvv Lemniscate Blue fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Oct 9, 2022 |
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It's the barracks you dive off of
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Hey guys, some enlisting advice please. One of my students has already been snared by a recruiter and is super happy about enlisting as an AT after graduation in May. I'm not super up on aviation rates or the process in general. Is there anything I can tell her before she signs a contract (other than "don't") to help her out in that rate in particular?
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M_Gargantua posted:And to fill in for KetTarma: do not sign up to be a nuke, the fast advancement and elevated pay do not in any way offset the long term psychological damage or suicidal ideations. Look I personally know him and he turned out mostly ok and kinda well adjusted and as long as you calm him with pictures of pugs he's fine.
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Stultus Maximus posted:Hey guys, some enlisting advice please. The Air Force has a job where they will hand out towels at the gym and get the same benefits that everyone else gets and they won't be on a floating metal sexual harassment and mental abuse factory known as a USN ship
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Stultus Maximus posted:Hey guys, some enlisting advice please. I was an AT and it was great. I was I level though and afaik it’s random if you go I or O. O is attached to a squadron where as I got assigned to a shop. I level was legit when we were out at sea because we spent all day in our ACd shop watching TV and playing video games while the test equipment did it’s thing lol. It’s probably changed in the last 20 years though so  Oh and AT didn’t have a whole lot of career poo poo after I got out. If I would have been like an ATC it would have been money. Also AT was a nuke washout school so we got some weird dudes in our class.
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