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My brother’s cockatiel used to try and gently caress the back of his head, like, constantly. I never knew there was a hat to facilitate the operation.
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Anthropodermic bibliopegy is seeing a renaissance.
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 Do you just keep the horrid thing stretched over the mantle piece? Tastefully framed next to an oil painting of the deceased? Maybe you have it tanned to a bookmark?!
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Oct 9, 2022 17:29
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Probably turned into a sticker and stuck on the back window of a
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Book jacket.
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Tastefully framed skin rectangles is what they went with here.
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Pathetic falcons, needing gently caress hats to get their freak on. Other birds don't something like that, they just go for it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY&t=36s
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Germansimp posted:Pathetic falcons, needing gently caress hats to get their freak on. Other birds don't something like that, they just go for it 
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https://twitter.com/verge/status/1579154232003137536
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TLDR: it's the crash detection feature, designed to get help in case of a vehicular accident. Is it even possible to fine tune that thing to the point it can differentiate between a high-speed fun ride and a high-speed car crash?
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Oct 9, 2022 20:08
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High-speed car crashes don't generally happen inside amusement parks.
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ultrafilter posted:High-speed car crashes don't generally happen inside amusement parks.
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Sure but I wouldn't trust Apple to make the thing aware of this. Efb.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Iirc there was an element of "we know this works but aren't sure why so let's run with what we have instead of messing with it." As in, the fuckhats were invented by accident and it wasn't entirely clear what made them sexy to falcons. Having lived with a lot of different birds over the last 30 years, I think I can clarify. A lot of birds seem to perceive us as heads (the actual person) moving around on weird trees (our bodies). So they bang our heads, because that is our bird persona. Our insane budgie loved to bang my brothers head every day because he was extremely horny and very loving. TL/DR birds perceive us as detached heads perched on tree-like bodies.
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Pookah posted:Having lived with a lot of different birds over the last 30 years, I think I can clarify. 
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 https://boingboing.net/2022/10/09/woman-hospitalized-after-pet-dog-unloads-diarrhea-into-her-mouth-while-she-slept.html "My dog shat directly into my mouth and all over my face? The whole world will want to see this!"
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She wasn't wrong.
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Were the rollercoasters built by Granos?
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"Preserved" as in made into a preserve and eaten on toast.
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Lol the replies have people going "so turn off your phone. Is that too hard to understand for Android users?"
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The Lone Badger posted:Were the rollercoasters built by Granos?
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A friend of mine wanted to know if he could get one of mine tanned if it was economically feasible by the time I died. And as far as I know yeah that was his plan. Framing my pizza tattoo and putting it on the mantle.
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I'm disgusted by both of you.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Lol the replies have people going "so turn off your phone. Is that too hard to understand for Android users?" Lolling at anyone turning their phone off in 2022
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Wait, all I have to do is inform a flight attendant that I am child free and having a child in my field of vision displeases me and they’ll be reseated to first class? Time to redistribute some wealth.
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It's some of the dumbest propaganda I've seen, but unfortunately propaganda doesn't need to be clever.
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By popular demand posted:It's some of the dumbest propaganda I've seen, but unfortunately propaganda doesn't need to be clever.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Lolling at anyone turning their phone off in 2022 Lolling at anyone unwilling or unable to disconnect from their electro-teat for five minutes.
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Splicer posted:Is this lovely Russian propaganda or lovely American right propaganda. Russian propaganda for American audiences The American right version would have them speaking english with an offensively bad Russian accent. No Republican would read subtitles
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Lolling at anyone unwilling or unable to disconnect from their electro-teat for five minutes. Yeah, that's what I said.
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I'd rate Youtube commenters as far more eloquent, capable of holding a thought for more then two sentences, and as generally more erudite than Twitter's user base.
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Marcade posted:Twitter replies, "better" or worse than Youtube comments? Can't post ragefaces in YouTube comments so it loses.
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Lobok posted:Can't post ragefaces in YouTube comments so it wins.
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