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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

By popular demand posted:

I thought we were over the principle and superintendent luncheon meme.

This is the thread for unforgettable luncheons so

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Despite their directions

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



DIE
MINISALAMI
DIE

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I like the implication that a shelf stable sandwich is some kind of sorcery.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
We can't allow a Slim Jim gap!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It's FOREIGN TECHNOLOGY Jerry! It has to be good!

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Iron Crowned posted:

I like the implication that a shelf stable sandwich is some kind of sorcery.

Well, it kinda was. If this is from that MRE exhibit earlier, the US Army put a lot of work into developing palatable foods that would last years. Although I think the MREs they settled on were more complex than like a runza made out of a stick of pepperoni.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

These things are actually pretty loving delicious ngl. Also yeah I've eaten a lot of mre, so my opinion on shelf stable bread may be a bit skewed. They're just really loving dry.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade




This is just a room temp kolache.

brunch with yr parents
Jan 6, 2013

SWEATBOX SYMPHONY

Ibblebibble posted:



The local Malaysian pizza scene can be pretty dire at times.

This is from a few pages back, but shouldn’t pizza dosas be a thing in Malaysia?

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

brunch with yr parents posted:

This is from a few pages back, but shouldn’t pizza dosas be a thing in Malaysia?

Possibly, though I've never seen one myself.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

https://twitter.com/snackolator/status/1570425178999427072
https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1521659624457490432
https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1577819929222397952
https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1577803544970788865

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

PYF Horrible Food: Nasty Trash

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



SlothfulCobra posted:

Discontinued foods

Oh nice, this account is 100% up my alley.

https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1526548091557531650

I forgot about these things, I dunno what it was about weird graham cereal but they were the kind of thing where I just felt like eating through an entire box. It was a great and terrible day when we went to Big Lot's or some other overstock store and found entire cases of them marked down to bargain bin prices :yum:

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Oh, I remember the crown shaped nuggets.

Also I about gagged at those sauce popsicles. Imagine expecting cherry and getting BBQ.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Captain Hygiene posted:

Oh nice, this account is 100% up my alley.


it's real good but now i want a fruitopia.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Thanks for introducing me to this account, it's awesome.

https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1576196985341845505

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOptQ0Ye1NU

Valko has a new favorite as of 00:55 on Oct 12, 2022

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffD1RlO87O4

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1579862191721025538

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱


This is very on brand for Grant Achatz

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

hallo spacedog posted:

This is very on brand for Grant Achatz

Too cute by half and completely missing the point?

Raudedauden
Jun 18, 2005

uber_stoat posted:

it's real good but now i want a fruitopia.

Come to Canada and drink all the Fruitopia you want

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

more falafel please posted:

Too cute by half and completely missing the point?

Kind of. Alinea is pretty good though

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Raudedauden posted:

Come to Canada and drink all the Fruitopia you want

What the hell, all the cool countries are invading other nations to seize assets these days, we may as well join the crowd

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

I want to see him take that into The Wieners Circle and see how many nanoseconds he lasts before the counter staff has him in tears. :colbert:

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



I've said it before, but I genuinely love hyper-pretentious dipshit haute cuisine garbage food. I wish I had enough money that I could regularly pay several hundred dollars to feel weird and bad about my dinner. It's so cool.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Kenning posted:

I wish I had enough money that I could regularly pay several hundred dollars to feel weird and bad about my dinner.

Hell, I do that all the time for like five bucks a pop

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Kenning posted:

I wish I had enough money that I could regularly pay several hundred dollars to feel weird and bad about my dinner.
Have you been to McDonalds lately??

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Just kind of cook a little but not well you can feel weird and bad about your dinner for like 80c a serving

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I admit I would still like to try one of these places that puts supreme effort in to making the food look like something you should not put in your mouth





Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



gently caress yeah that's the stuff.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I feel like we're one step away from hiding the food behind tiny "This plate is not a plate of honor..." signs

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

What is "sport pepper"?

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

SuddenCactus posted:

What is "sport pepper"?

Mild little green peppers that go on a Chicago dog.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
Pepper that plays baseball.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


AARD VARKMAN posted:

I admit I would still like to try one of these places that puts supreme effort in to making the food look like something you should not put in your mouth



A lot of these haute cuisine places I can at least sort of grudgingly respect, because even if they're charging insane prices for tiny portions there's at least some creativity and, dare I say it, artistry involved in their prep work and presentation.

Two seared broccoli florets in a tangle of barbed wire is absolutely none of that. :effort:

Yoshi Jjang
Oct 5, 2011

renard renard renarnd renrard

renard


All this discontinued foods talk reminds me of my ultimate favorite snack I'll never have again.



These bubble gum flavored muffins were something I ate a lot as a kid in the 90s. They were colored a bright orange with pink dots scattered on it, and I loved them because they reminded me of the mushrooms that Toad and Peach would throw at you in Super Mario Kart on the SNES. What I'd give to taste these probably-now-sickeningly-sweet muffins again. :3:

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Oct 21, 2010



Captain Hygiene posted:

I feel like we're one step away from hiding the food behind tiny "This plate is not a plate of honor..." signs

I would eat the giant metal caltrops over some of that there ngl

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