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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


waiting anxiously for zuck to "accidentally" say the gamer word on live stream. but I bet it's all pre-recorded.

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
What is the gamer word?

Also, let's do this!

Turin Turambar
Jun 5, 2011



Hughmoris posted:

What is the gamer word?

Also, let's do this!

I guess the gamer word is 'gamer' or 'games', as in theory the Quest Pro is a product oriented to professionals, but they may show it off at the end of the day with games, not unlike a Quest 2.

Turin Turambar
Jun 5, 2011



Meta Connect 2022

-Metaverse, metaverse, metaverse ( :P )
-1/3 apps in the store has made $1M
-33 apps > $10M
-VRChat shout out!
-NBC Universal collab (for dat crossmarketing appeal!) & peacok app (lol, when a good netflix app you fuckers)
-More connections from Horizon to outside (2d app, instagram sharing, etc)
-Object import for Maya and other apps (Sketchfab import too).
-$1.5B spent on the Store
-Ironman game, the one released in PSVR.
-Map editor for Population One.
-Among Us on Nov 10.
-S&S Retribution on Dec 1.
-New game from Skydance in 2023: Behemoth.
-Meta acquires Camouflaj, Twisted Pixel, and Armature Studios
-Supernatural will have a new mode for knee hits (how does it work?)
-Fitness Api beta & stat sharing with friends
-Workrooms updates (3d model integration, submeetings, zoom integration).
-Xbox cloud gaming coming to Q2.
-Quest Prod announced. https://www.meta.com/be/en/quest/quest-pro/
-$1500
-"Open" design for office, but magnetic cover.
-40% thinner front part
-37% more pixels, 70% more contrast, more pixels on screen center.
-Xr2 Gen 1 chip.
-Controllers with cameras, and better haptics.
-It has some kind of accessory to put at the end of the controller to use as an pointer.
-Dock to charge headset and controllers.
-mixed reality capabilities
-Eye and face tracking.
-magic board tech thingie: I think it's just indicating an object in reality, like you can do with your table of couch in Q2, to import it to MR and other participants will see that part of your room, but not others.
-MS collab: Teams in VR (including Meta avatars in the future). Teams integration in Workrooms. MS 365. AAD/Intune.
-new Meta avatars (they said generated by AI?). with legs.
-avatar store, with microtransactions!

Turin Turambar fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Oct 11, 2022

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Turin Turambar posted:

I guess the gamer word is 'gamer' or 'games', as in theory the Quest Pro is a product oriented to professionals, but they may show it off at the end of the day with games, not unlike a Quest 2.

Ahhh ok

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
I can't wait to hate this so much

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

pre-recorded: booo!

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
I just want something exciting

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
This is already better than the latest Intel presentation, which isn't saying too much.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

"Beyond games we're seeing people more into teledildonics."

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
Excited to engage with my friends and family on The Platform

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I'm gonna buy one of these and develop a forums client so I can shitpost with pals.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Announcing the release of the Peacock app is not something to end a segment on

Turin Turambar
Jun 5, 2011



Hughmoris posted:

Announcing the release of the Peacock app is not something to end a segment on

People claiming for an updated Netflix app, Meta instead:
Peacock app!

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Hughmoris posted:

Announcing the release of the Peacock app is not something to end a segment on

universal monsters has been such a successful cinematic universe

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Hughmoris posted:

Announcing the release of the Peacock app is not something to end a segment on

Imagining the shigeru miyamoto "we got pikmin" old webcomic but it's Zuck and peacock

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
This sucks

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Announce some gamer stuff, you nerds!

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

ah yes. typescript. the high-performance language for gamedev

Turin Turambar
Jun 5, 2011



Ironman game. Uh.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Turin Turambar posted:

Ironman game. Uh.

For a game coming out in less than 30 days, they sure didn't sure much to sell it.

Turin Turambar
Jun 5, 2011



Hughmoris posted:

For a game coming out in less than 30 days, they sure didn't sure much to sell it.

That's the normal pattern, actually. They don't do big hype campaigns.

marumaru
May 20, 2013



Turin Turambar posted:

-NBC Universal collab (for dat crossmarketing appeal!) & peacok app (lol, when a good netflix app you fuckers)

🥱

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
I've never played it but Among Us VR seems like it could be a big quest mover

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
I hate VR now

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

lol what was that behemoth trailer supposed to be?

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

New headset when

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Hughmoris posted:

I've never played it but Among Us VR seems like it could be a big quest mover

lol at "13 plus"

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Lord Stimperor posted:

New headset when

Headset me. Headset now. Me a headset needing a lot now.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Announce the new headset you muppets!

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Hughmoris posted:

Announce the new headset you muppets!

yeah, I don't have time for dumb poo poo like "sports"

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
This is the worst infomercial ever.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

I'm annoyed when I need to turn my camera on for my morning stand-up, if I had to put a headset on at 8AM to sit in a VR office I'm finding a new job.

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
If I go to the meta connect site, and click on a WATCH THE KEYNOTE, it brings me to a (generic-looking, as in no sign of keynote whatever) Facebook page for Reality Labs and asks for a login.

This seems insane to me. Like, when it comes to people who are interested in what your service has to say -- but aren't yet part of your service -- Meta seriously has no place or use for such people?

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
Lmao at Novartis getting scammed into using the metaverse to look at 3D molecules or whatever dumb nonsense they just showed

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
Sell me the new headset

marumaru
May 20, 2013



Lemming posted:

Sell me the new headset

meetings. but in VR

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

get to the point fuckersberg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuckersberg

Turin Turambar
Jun 5, 2011



https://twitter.com/wario64/status/1579886377667244032?s=46&t=IKhaprsVEbPXhnrHouXWyg

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explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


Oh poo poo that actually owns

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