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OhFunny posted:A California city’s water supply is expected to run out in two months I’ve heard of axe throwing but this is ridiculous
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Oct 10, 2022 23:09
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okay so how much green energy can sustainably be produced on earth? how many 1st world lifestyles is that in numbers of people? and how do I make sure I am among the chosen people?
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Oct 10, 2022 23:09
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Torpor posted:okay so how much green energy can sustainably be produced on earth? how many 1st world lifestyles is that in numbers of people? and how do I make sure I am among the chosen people? if those people are capitalists, 0. it’s like asking how many prions are too many
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Oct 10, 2022 23:10
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Torpor posted:okay so how much green energy can sustainably be produced on earth? how many 1st world lifestyles is that in numbers of people? and how do I make sure I am among the chosen people? If by green energy you mean that your neighbors will be green with envy when they see you in your energetic new ford F150 Extended Ultra Cab Shortbed Pickup Truck then it's truly limitless and you can have one for a low monthly payment of $865
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Oct 10, 2022 23:12
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TeenageArchipelago posted:Climate change is just a series of TikTok videos of parrot disasters and then one day you are the one stuck in the washing machine Really? I thought it was Tumblr.
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Oct 10, 2022 23:15
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OhFunny posted:A California city’s water supply is expected to run out in two months “Hey, you know why mine’s green?” he asked Jones. “I painted it.”
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Oct 10, 2022 23:29
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Torpor posted:okay so how much green energy can sustainably be produced on earth? how many 1st world lifestyles is that in numbers of people? and how do I make sure I am among the chosen people? the sun delivers years worth of energy every day the question is how much of the earth will you mine and bulldoze to capture it?
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Oct 10, 2022 23:31
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an egg posted:there is a resident in one of my willow nests! (not one of the ones i posted, an older nest). d'aaawwww but also lol
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Oct 10, 2022 23:32
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Real hurthling! posted:“Hey, you know why mine’s green?” he asked Jones. “I painted it.” so addicted to the idea that a green short grass lawn is The Best Yard that you paint all the dead plants green instead of adapting to the climate in even the smallest way
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Oct 11, 2022 00:19
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literally greenwashing lmao
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Oct 11, 2022 00:20
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OhFunny posted:A California city’s water supply is expected to run out in two months quote:“Nobody has water to sell right now,” he said.
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Oct 11, 2022 00:29
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Stereotype posted:so addicted to the idea that a green short grass lawn is The Best Yard that you paint all the dead plants green instead of adapting to the climate in even the smallest way Freedom loving Americans, simply not satisfied with 3 branches of government (which they all hate and believe are fundamentally corrupt), have in their usual decadence made a 4th, the HOA. So now someone can come around with a ruler and fine you if the grass got too long, or if the grass died due to natural causes or due to a (good) policy from the 3 real branches.
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Oct 11, 2022 00:31
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Stereotype posted:literally greenwashing lmao 
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Oct 11, 2022 01:02
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the thing that jack skellington was really looking for was jesus christ
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Oct 11, 2022 01:12
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i am painting large pictures of glaciers on the huge concrete parking lot that used to be a forest to help cool the planet
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Oct 11, 2022 01:47
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I wonder when the covert sulfur injections will begin. they probably won’t make it public for a while, until one country gets pissed that another one’s loving up their rain comedy answer: it’s already begun 
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Oct 11, 2022 01:59
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Fly Molo posted:I wonder when the covert sulfur injections will begin. they probably won’t make it public for a while, until one country gets pissed that another one’s loving up their rain Idgi; what would sulphur injections do?
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Oct 11, 2022 02:21
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The Lemondrop Dandy posted:Idgi; what would sulphur injections do? cringe repellant https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratospheric_aerosol_injection
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Oct 11, 2022 02:25
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The Lemondrop Dandy posted:Idgi; what would sulphur injections do? cools the earth a few degrees and only costs a few billion per year. cheap enough for even small nations or individual billionaires to finance  downsides: unknown (probably bad effects on rain patterns), if you ever stop doing it the earths temperature rockets back up very quickly
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Oct 11, 2022 02:27
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Remember when Kamala Harris proudly announced water was a commodity, last year? All but guaranteeing it will not be treated as a right or public utility moving forward? Lol
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Oct 11, 2022 02:33
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https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1579658083986714625?s=46&t=mi2BWgJ8a2PC6TmLa6HwMA
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Oct 11, 2022 03:47
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How big of a flywheel would you need before it starts to turn separately from the Earth all on its own
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Oct 11, 2022 05:29
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maxwellhill posted:How big of a flywheel would you need before it starts to turn separately from the Earth all on its own no idea op
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Oct 11, 2022 11:15
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maxwellhill posted:How big of a flywheel would you need before it starts to turn separately from the Earth all on its own very big and i think it'd have to deform to actually start spinning if the goal is to slow the earth down, just install tidal generators
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Oct 11, 2022 12:15
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maxwellhill posted:How big of a flywheel would you need before it starts to turn separately from the Earth all on its own not sure op. but whenever it fails, it’ll create one hell of a mess 
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Oct 11, 2022 16:25
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Oct 11, 2022 16:35
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Cup Runneth Over posted:But to me, the salient message of both threads is "lol, why the gently caress did you have kids you moron" lol sure, if everyone was going to suddenly be responsible about climate change. birthing and raising a pack of child soldiers is now the best strat for easily finding meaning and marginally increasing your chances of winning the survival lottery
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Oct 11, 2022 16:43
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Fly Molo posted:not sure op. but whenever it fails, it’ll create one hell of a mess Are... are we Earth's flywheel?
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Oct 11, 2022 16:47
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Microplastics posted:Are... are we Earth's flywheel? sure, why not. 
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Oct 11, 2022 16:49
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Microplastics posted:Are... are we Earth's flywheel? not quite, OP! 
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Oct 11, 2022 16:49
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Tungsten posted:lol sure, if everyone was going to suddenly be responsible about climate change. birthing and raising a pack of child soldiers is now the best strat for easily finding meaning and marginally increasing your chances of winning the survival lottery Who cares about their own survival? Having kids sucks because you gave them a life you knew would be ruined Like if you think there's no hope for you in your twenties or thirties then what is there for someone being born past twenty loving twenty
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Oct 11, 2022 16:53
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Cup Runneth Over posted:Who cares about their own survival? Having kids sucks because you gave them a life you knew would be ruined i am speaking from a purely selfish standpoint here. giving your life meaning by having kids and failing to raise them properly is a popular, tried-and-true choice that will fill your remaining decades with engaging content
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Oct 11, 2022 17:07
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You can make your child an unwitting YouTube celebrity for big bucks huge money baby get rich now now now
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Oct 11, 2022 17:08
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Cup Runneth Over posted:Who cares about their own survival? Having kids sucks because you gave them a life you knew would be ruined if you're giving them the life of a child solider then it wont be ruined. just dont raise your kids with false expectations, problem solved
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Oct 11, 2022 17:47
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"oh I'm just going to go out and have a kid, but I don't want them to be a child soldier because then they would be playing with kickass guns and grenades all day while I have to go to work at the box factory" <----- A loser, a madman, a loving dork
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Oct 11, 2022 17:53
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Trabisnikof posted:if you're giving them the life of a child solider then it wont be ruined. just dont raise your kids with false expectations, problem solved Big Boss did nothing wrong
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Oct 11, 2022 17:56
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I got fired from my job as a pool cleaner because I was too shy to talk to female customers and my loving deadbeat 9 year old won't pay his share of the rent even though he's had a better job than me for the past year. What's even the point of him being a child soldier if he's just going to use the money to buy fortnite skins? The gently caress does he even play fortnite for, I don't play pool cleaning simulator like loving hell I don't understand generation Ω
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Oct 11, 2022 17:56
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They don't call it Soldier to fortune for nothing.
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Oct 11, 2022 17:58
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Out on the apocalypse having the time of my life with a bunch of children. They're all just out of frame, smiling too
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Oct 11, 2022 18:06
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lmao, of course this is a real product category
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Oct 11, 2022 18:12
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