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Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Superboy #115 (1964)

# ? Oct 11, 2022 07:27

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# ? May 24, 2024 08:12

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw0xjH27y5s

Chip gives great writing advice for comics!

# ? Oct 11, 2022 07:35

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Wow Smallville has some really strict anti-littering laws.

# ? Oct 11, 2022 07:35

Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Chinston Wurchill posted:

We sure are, Peter, we sure are. From this week's Spider-Man #1.

Dan Slott being like "Aw geez guys I guess we gotta do more Morlun huh? You guys want more Spider-Verse, that means more Morlun, right?"

"That thing that everybody loved from Spider-Verse; my steampunk vampires that eat Spider-Man!"

# ? Oct 11, 2022 07:39

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Kwyndig posted:

Wow Smallville has some really strict anti-littering laws.

Now we know where Alice's Restaurant is.

# ? Oct 11, 2022 08:42

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Bruceski posted:

Now we know where Alice's Restaurant is.

Alice's restaurant was a real restaurant in Massachusetts, though the name of it wasn't Alice's Restaurant.

# ? Oct 11, 2022 09:13

Larryb: Oct 5, 2010

Skwirl posted:

Alice's restaurant was a real restaurant in Massachusetts, though the name of it wasn't Alice's Restaurant.

Was it owned by someone named Alice?

# ? Oct 11, 2022 15:47

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwKP-vCSJrc

# ? Oct 11, 2022 16:11

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Nilbop posted:

Dan Slott being like "Aw geez guys I guess we gotta do more Morlun huh? You guys want more Spider-Verse, that means more Morlun, right?"

"That thing that everybody loved from Spider-Verse; my steampunk vampires that eat Spider-Man!"

This time they are bringing back that girl character whose name I can�t remember.

Because I guess Slott only knows stuff from the JMS run

# ? Oct 11, 2022 16:50

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

Nilbop posted:

Dan Slott being like "Aw geez guys I guess we gotta do more Morlun huh? You guys want more Spider-Verse, that means more Morlun, right?"

"That thing that everybody loved from Spider-Verse; my steampunk vampires that eat Spider-Man!"

This time it's a team up with Morlun and the primary antagonists are wasp-related. Because wasps eat spiders you see.

# ? Oct 11, 2022 16:56

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

oh no Janet and Nadia went evil

# ? Oct 11, 2022 17:00

cant cook creole bream: Aug 15, 2011; I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

That was actually established quite a while ago. I don't know when, but Peter actually feels magical hatred towards Janet for that reason.

Edit: Man, this world building goes way back.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/hellzyeahthewebwieldingavenger.tumblr.com/post/119105458137/yeahjanet-van-dynethe-wasp-literally-hates/amp

cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Oct 11, 2022

# ? Oct 11, 2022 17:42

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

That's just silly. Why, by that logic, Spider-Man should also have a big problem with newspapers!

# ? Oct 11, 2022 17:58

cant cook creole bream: Aug 15, 2011; I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Next you tell me that he is hated by lizards, scorpions, or other spiders.
Also all kinds of humans.
Come to think of it the recent big enemy Kindred (man, that arc sucked in retrospect) was centipede themed.

Has Pete ever had beef with a monkey?

cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Oct 11, 2022

# ? Oct 11, 2022 18:15

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

cant cook creole bream posted:

Next you tell me that he is hated by lizards, scorpions, or other spiders.
Also all kinds of humans.
Come to think of it the recent big enemy Kindred (man, that arc sucked in retrospect) was centipede themed.

Has Pete ever had beef with a monkey?

# ? Oct 11, 2022 18:25

Digamma-F-Wau: Mar 22, 2016; It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

Push El Burrito posted:

# ? Oct 11, 2022 18:28

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Larryb posted:

Was it owned by someone named Alice?

Yes

# ? Oct 11, 2022 18:51

Larryb: Oct 5, 2010

Skwirl posted:

Yes

Apparently she was just a friend of the singer/writer and that�s pretty much the only reason the restaurant was included in the song:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice%27s_Restaurant

# ? Oct 11, 2022 23:34

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

Mister Kingdom posted:

And what he hell is going on with my hands?

Liefield expanding his repertoire.

Get a load of those gam-mas, though!

# ? Oct 12, 2022 00:09

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Digamma-F-Wau posted:

Do not unban Yeti. Yeti can pay :10bux:

to rereg like the rest of us peasants

# ? Oct 12, 2022 01:33

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Spidey Super Stories #52 (1981)

# ? Oct 12, 2022 06:08

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Darthemed posted:

Spidey Super Stories #52 (1981)

In the original script, it was Thomas Edison, and he didn't freeze the elephant...

edit: vv :discourse:

davidspackage fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Oct 12, 2022

# ? Oct 12, 2022 06:15

GPTribefan: Jul 2, 2007; Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

Darthemed posted:

Spidey Super Stories #52 (1981)

�They�re going to say �aw! Topsy� at my autopsy�

# ? Oct 12, 2022 11:57

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

davidspackage posted:

In the original script, it was Thomas Edison, and he didn't freeze the elephant...

He made it stop moving.

# ? Oct 12, 2022 15:42

Ellaybee: Jun 17, 2005

And smoking, too, eventually.

# ? Oct 12, 2022 18:02

Bongo Bill: Jan 17, 2012

That's impressive. It's really hard to stop smoking.

# ? Oct 12, 2022 19:29

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Bongo Bill posted:

That's impressive. It's really hard to stop smoking.

Not really, if you wait long enough everything stops smoking.

# ? Oct 12, 2022 19:41

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need

Darthemed posted:

Spidey Super Stories #52 (1981)

"You're a genius, you could be curing cancer!"

"But I don't want to cure cancer, I want to make Dumbosicles."

# ? Oct 12, 2022 21:47

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

The Defenders #68 (1979)

# ? Oct 13, 2022 06:32

Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

I like to think it acts just like the Luggage from Discworld, with a million little legs under there.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 07:33

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Darthemed posted:

The Defenders #68 (1979)

"A wand-like device", thanks Michael Cole.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 08:09

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Darthemed posted:

The Defenders #68 (1979)

I just am reading Valkyre's line in the most put upon style possible.

"We have no chance. We need someone to SMASH that mountain.
We would need the STRONGEST ONE OF ALL to accomplish this feat. A real HULK of muscle.
Someone's whose name sounds like Dobert Truce Danner....."

# ? Oct 13, 2022 10:33

Zombie Dachshund: Feb 26, 2016

Bucnasti posted:

What�s the date of this comic? I�m genuinely a little shocked to see Jen Walters offering a beer to a recovering alcoholic.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 12:16

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

Zombie Dachshund posted:

What�s the date of this comic? I�m genuinely a little shocked to see Jen Walters offering a beer to a recovering alcoholic.

2004, written by Robert Kirkman.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 12:19

Zombie Dachshund: Feb 26, 2016

2004 is well into the characterization of her struggle with alcohol, right? Seems like the writer or editor should have caught that.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 12:24

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

Zombie Dachshund posted:

2004 is well into the characterization of her struggle with alcohol, right? Seems like the writer or editor should have caught that.

The struggling with alcoholism stories were circa 1998, IIRC. Six years sometimes is a very long time in comics, and sometimes not at all. At least the editor should have caught that blunder, though, yeah.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 12:34

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

There's a scene in a later issue where Carol says, "Jen, you have to get me a *nonalcoholic * beer!" which was basically Kirkman doing a mea culpa for that goof.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 13:18